Monday, May 30, 2011

Memorial Day Weekend Wrap Up

Memorial Day Weekend isn't quite over yet...seeing as it's only 2pm here on the West Coast.  I'm not sure how your weekend weather was, but ours sucked big ass. It was grey and cool on Saturday, then cold & rainy on Sunday.  Today however is in the low to mid 70's and sunny, thank goodness! That said, you might be wondering why I'm blogging instead of outside soaking up some vitamin d...well, I had a little time to kill before heading over to my parents this afternoon for a BBQ & thought I'd see what I'd missed since ditching my lap top most of the weekend:

Oh looky looky, new pics of Rob on the set of Cosmopolis! Woot Woot! Looking mighty handsom Rob.

Nothing like Rob in a classic black suit.

I know it's hard to move on from NEW Rob pics, but check out what Jackson tweeted this weekend:


See, there he is doing something to me with those fingers of his. It's like they're always saying "come hither."
Apparently this is a photo shoot for a UK Magazine, but don't quote me on that.  Do you notice how Jackson looks amazingly sexy  even with a little bit of blood on his lip and a slight gash across his face?

And speaking of Jackshley looking amazing under any circumstances, here's Ashley Greene hanging at a Memorial Day party in Malibu this weekend. She manages to look beautiful and flawless, even while wearing a simple grey tee & holding someones baby. Jealous!

All photos via Twifans

Hope everyone enjoys the rest of their Memorial Day weekend!

Be Safe.


Friday, May 27, 2011


I'm a bit at a loss for words here, and that's not very often.  Check out a lucky fan who got to pose for a pic with Ms. Stewart in London a day or two ago....


Now what I'm wondering is, did she clean herself up a bit & jump on a jet plane to Toronto to stalk Rob?!?!


Ok even though it looks like a 'slightly' better version of the 1st girl....they still look VERY similar.



Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Girl Crush Fest!

Sorry to beat a dead horse, but can I just say this one more time........OMG OMG OMG we met, talked to and took a pic with Ashley Greene!!! That said, I pulled up some pics of her online to show DG what she looks like all "doodied" up. His response, "That's her?!?!" Exaaaactly. No, she's not some hot actress who looks blah in person, but she is a hot actress who looks younger (or more age) as well as shorter and slimmer. I went onto to explain my surprise to DG and asked why that was....He told me it's all angles & lighting. I kind of figured that, but it never fails to amaze me.....

Anyhoo, this whole Ashley Greene experience made me love her a little bit more than I already did.

That said, let's look at some super hot, girl-crush inducing pics of Ashley Greene:

She really is such a gorgeous girl.  Never fear, I still have HUGE girl crush on KStew. There's something intriguing, alarming, intelligent, sexy, edgy (sorry KStew, I know you hate that word in reference to you) & unbelievably beautiful about that girl.  That said, let's celebrate KStew with one stunning pic....

Ooops, how did that get in here?!

It's one of my most favorite pics of Kristen...Rob's hot too ;)

I guess this post is just one big girl-crush fest!


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Robsten & Breaking Dawn

I can NEVER get enough of amazing Robsten fan vids.


AND I'm not sure how I missed this, but it's an awesome video re-cap of the past three movies leading up to  Breaking Dawn. SIGH.  I cannot believe they're going to show a real one at that MTV Movie Awards on June 5th! Gah!

*both via Robstenation


Kristen Lands In London!


Kristen landed at Heathrow this morning. I like how she looks all cozy. That's my idea of traveling overseas.

Awww, it's HBG (hot body guard!) 

Hmmm, wonder if Rob might be headed there too. I know Cosmopolis was due to start filming yesterday (?) but they may be doing scenes that don't require him yet...not sure.

I cannot wait for them to start Breaking Dawn press. I'm so not a patient person...a couple more months.

More pics here.


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Ashley Greene Rocks & I'm Hungover As F*CK.

I am hungover as f*ck right now. Just sayin'.  I wanted to warn you in case you're reading along thinking I'm mildly retarded.  BUT I just had to post about our epic night in LA....

*Grammatical errors and sucky sentence structure ahead*

We were making great time on the way up, until we hit the 101. Traffic always seems to slow down there, but this was almost at a standstill. Eventually we made it to the hotel and had plans to meet up with @Jaymes805, @amandamelby & @LuvsMeSumEdward. We decided to go get something to eat before the show, but then just ended up heading over to the El Rey and eating at Chipotle. Yum! I think the poor people in Chipotle thought we were hookers ladies of the night.

Kidding, but we did have to look good for those Monkeys.  Once inside the theatre, the floor was pretty packed so we all decided to hang back, by the bar. Super convenient!  We did go find @TwiloveSue, @ZAnyMouse, @VampiresWeLove & @Twifixx & the Twi-Daughters. They scored a spot up front! We could have weaseled our way in next to them, but I'm sure it would have pissed off a lot of people.  And as you all know, Twired does not advocate being mean at 100 Monkeys Concerts. 

After a couple opening bands, 100 Monkeys were about to take the stage when guess who I see walk in... ASHLEY GREENE! At first I thought I was hallucinating. I knew it was her, I mean she has a very distinct face, but she was ALOT shorter & than I'd imagined. Google says she's 5'5"...I'm definitely not saying that is short, because ES & I are 5'2" & 5'1"...but movies always seems to make people look taller. She also looked younger & just overall smaller than I thought.  Anyhoo, as she walked by I said "We love you Ashley!" She looked back, smiled and said "Thank you!"  I'm not sure what came over me, but I just knew I had to say something.... She and her friend walked over to the side of the theatre and hung there for about 4 songs or so (we discreetly followed.)

You can see her profile (she's laughing) right in front of @amandamelby's head. her friend is the one in the skirt with the long legs who kind of looks like her from behind.

Then we went back to where we originally were and then she came and stood right next to us because she was told by the usher that she couldn't stand where she was standing?!  At one point mid way through the evening, @Jaymes805 stood next to her in line for the bathroom & Ash even watched ES put on her lip gloss.  When I heard she was in there, I hightailed it to the bathroom as well...liquid courage of course. She was washing her hands and putting on lip gloss as I went into the stall.  We literally spent the rest of the evening RIGHT NEXT TO HER. So close that she brushed ES's arm a few times.

At the end of the evening 100 Monkeys started to sing their THANK YOU song...which they ALWAYS sing at the end of the night when they're not coming back on stage, so we assumed that was it.  I told ES we just had to get a pic with her. She waited until the song was almost over and leaned over and said "Hi Ashley (to which she nicely smiled and said hi back) my Sister and I are huge fans. We don't want to make it obvious, but can we get a picture with you?" She said something like "absolutely" and her friend asked if we minded going over by the bathrooms in the hallway that led to the lobby foyer. So her friend and Ashley walked ahead and we followed.  Her friend was super cool & we again told Ash how much we love her and she couldn't have been any nicer.

ES looks comfortable, I look scared shitless ;)

As we were walking back to our spots, her friend and ES walked ahead & I walked behind Ashley.  She turns to me and says,

 "I haven't seen them perform in a year or so." I don't remember exactly what I said back, but I thought it was super cool that she made a point to not just run off as we walked back in.

After that, we all decided to head over to Angels & Kings, where they were supposed to have the after party. We thought it would be wise to get a head start, since Paul Mc Donald had just gone on stage & we thought 100 Monkeys were done. Turns out they went back on stage and did another set?!  We were too tired and drunk by about 1am, so we left.  We later find out from @Jaymes805 that Jackson and the band showed up, but sat in a booth while everyone surrounded them. So we don't feel too bad that we missed it. Plus it's not like we haven't met him & been to 8 or so shows already.  It never gets old, trust me...but if it was our first or second show, I think we would have been a lot more disappointed.  I almost feel like we didn't even see the band, since we spent most of the evening freaking over Ashley lol! Jackson looked hot, from what I remember ;)

All in all, the night was super fun.  No sightings of Nikki, but we know she was there, as @TwiloveSue saw her unloading her vehicle with Paul McDonald.  Rumor has it Sue and her crew got pics with Ash and Nikki after we left! So cool. Can't wait to see them!

Once I get the rest of the pics from ES I will post them. I'm sure there will be plenty floating around between all of us. A blurry one & a couple others for now:

 Me, ES, @LuvsMeSumEdward & @Jaymes805

@amandamelby & @Elusive_S

Me *please ignore my bewbs, they are not that big, it's a great bra & when I'm drunk I pull my shirt lower* @Jaymes805 & @Elusive_S


Friday, May 20, 2011

Libenet Does It Again

Yet another new & amazing video from Libenet!


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Mr. Rathbone KILLS me.

Jackson & 100 Monkeys take us shopping in Vegas!

.....for his photo shoot.

Such a lovely vid! Cannot wait to see his beautiful face on Saturday. Such a funny the rest of those Monkeys too!


Monday, May 16, 2011

Rob Sings: It's The End Of The World As We Know It.

I warn you ahead of time that this post will be ALL OVER THE FREAKIN' PLACE.  I have so much random shit to talk about. Partly because I have been super busy with work and RL & partly because there is a lot going on.

Let's start off with something that basically had me emailing, tweeting and texting my bloggy besties like crazy this afternoon.

Now THAT is visually dynamic in more ways that one...

But this is what I was referring to: The full audio clip from Songs from a Room. Remember the little vid we got a peek of way back when...of Rob singing in London?!

Ok the link comes out looking funky on the blog. Go HERE to see it, but don't forget to CUM back...that's if you recover from your EARGASM.

Moving on...wait, doesn't that sound so inappropriate?! How can you move on after hearing something such as that?!


Someone is celebrating their 23rd birthday tomorrow May 17th.....

Happy Birthday Nikki Reed! Psssst, I don't like putting you on the same post as Rob, but it has to be done.  Be good!

She's sooo purrrrty.

Let's see, what else...oh! A new Robsten vid from Libenet!  One of my
 favorite Robsten vid creator extraordinaires!


Now onto something a bit more serious.  My famiy & I were in Orange County this weekend for a wedding. Now don't go thinking we were hanging out with Vicki, Tamara & all those plumped up, it was inland OC, which is quite uneventful.  Anyhoo, it was my first "real" boyfriend's wedding.  I know, seems kind of weird. BUT, I have known him since I was 11 & our parents are still friends.  We all went up to celebrate and had an absolute blast. 

Here's a pic of the Twired Sista's:

My dress was actually closer to purple and ES's was light blue.
(blackberry photo)

So while we were in the in the hotel room getting ready, I overheard a news bit about this guy who is predicting the end of the world.

He "says" it's going to be:


MAY 21ST, 2011 @ 6PM

I  looked at ES & said,, "Grrrrreat, why can't the world end AFTER 100 Monkeys go on stage?!?"  Seriously dude, you're predicting the world will come to an end as ES & myself are getting all gussied up in our West Hollywood hotel room? Fabulous. Just we need.  I can see it now, it will be like all of those apocalyptic movies about the world ending and downtown LA is falling apart. PERFECT.

What do you think?

...not just about Rob singing, about this "crazy" guys prediction?


Sunday, May 15, 2011


Jen will no longer be posting on this blog because I got a little thirsty last night... hey we ran out of wine.

Click to make pic BIGGER. Or you wont get it.

She thought it was all silly fun and games... at first.
*click photo for more detail*

I am a winetarian vampire, so be sure to keep 'em coming, or you'll be sorry too.
That is all.

Elusive S

Friday, May 13, 2011

Your Birthday Is Over In 42 Minutes :(

Dear Rob,

So on the West Coast, your birthday is over in about 42 minutes....I know, I know, I'm a failure. Wait just a minute, I'm not the failure! BLOGGER IS THE PIECE OF SHIT FAILURE!

Truthfully, I'm not trying to make shitty excuses.  I had the intention of writing you a sweet little letter yesterday that would conveniently post at midnight.  However I heard rumors that blogger was being
an utter cum hole, so I chickened out. I had the crappiest day at work and the last thing I wanted to do was put time and effort into something that wasn't going to post.  I planned to post again today, but time got away from me and here I am at 11:22pm in bed, in the dark trying to post before the night is over. 

Rob, I sincerely hope you had a fabulous birthday. I wish you the best that life has to offer in the coming year and that you get some solace in that fact that the Twilight Saga is done filming.  I know you enjoyed it, but I'm sure part of you is relieved. 

Thank you for bringing Edward Cullen to life.  You have caused teenage girls to rub glitter over their pre-pubescent boyfriends, awoken sleepy cobwebbed ovaries, and mercifully teased the hormones of women accross the world.  And mind you, Edward Cullen was just the start of this epic obsession....

Yup, I stole this cause it had purple in it....

To many many more!!!!

Pssssst...hope you spent it with Kristen :)


Wednesday, May 11, 2011

So I Was Searching For Twilight Quotes...

.....and it led me to some random tattoo pics, which led me to some hilarious posters.  You know how it is, you start looking for one thing and your original search becomes almost obsolete.

This all started when I witnessed a tweet fest going on between @JennyJerkface & @MyAfterCar regarding tattoos. I don't personally have a tattoo, but if I ever got one, I'd sort of like it to be subtly Twilight related....a quote maybe? @Elusive_S has a LEO sign on her hip'ssuper sexy......I thought about getting an Aquarius symbol, but it's not as purrrrty. So next best thing is Twi, right? It's the only thing in life I have ever been obsessed with.  It would sure as hell have to be worth it though....

That said, on to the pictures I stumbled accross....enjoy!

Ummm......Is that a baby's butt, or your GUNT?
[gut? cunt? can't tell the difference?]

Seen it. Still LOVE IT.

Now that all depends on "which drain" needs unplugging ;)

Gotta give the man some points!

If I was 16, this would be my room.....
So jealous!

Have I ever mentioned my aversion to backs. Yup...most kind of gross me out. Zits, sweat, hair..come one girls.......take care of YO-SELF.

Gross. I think I'm going to puke.
Back aversion rears it's ugly back.
Oh, and why does it look like you're draining yellow puss from that mole?!? 

....Oh, I get it. It's a pen mark in the middle to make it even. Fine. Makes sense. BUT still looks like puss.

LMAO! Southpark anyone?

I hate it & love it....... all at the same time. not agree with the anti feminism part...get over it, it's a BOOK, about VAMPIRES.

Suck it.

Hope you had a laugh, I sure did!


Monday, May 9, 2011

Don't Be A Bitch

January 26th, 2010 ES & I created a post called Twired Sista's Rules. Essentially it was a list of things you shouldn't do (faux pas if you will) at a 100 Monkeys concert. These rules were created based upon our personal observations/encounters.

That said, that post should have been taken with a grain of salt ;) However this post should be taken seriously....for the most part. 

ES's mantra.

I kid.

Back in November of 2009, ES & I went to our FIRST 100 Monkeys show, and our second shortly after that in December. So far to date, we have been to......let us count, shall we?

1. Viper Room LA
2. Viper Room LA
3. SOMA San Diego
4. Viper Room LA
5. HOB San Diego
6. Viper Room LA
7. Roxy LA

Through these shows, we have definitely seen a progression of sorts. The first show where we met Jackson was our second Viper Room show. He went to hang by the bar once it was over and we politely asked the Bananager if we could get a picture with him.  He was super polite, charming & overall seemed flattered. That night the girls seems respectful and no one crowded him  The second time we met him, he skipped out of the Viper Room pretty fast with his band to pack up and avoid the increasingly large group of girls waiting by the stage exit. He snuck out somehow and we happened to be at the right place at the right time & got a pic with him in the old child molester looking Monkey Van. I guess no one knew he was in there...  The third time, also at the Viper Room, he had tons and tons of girls asking for pics & crowding around him at the bar. He obliged and took pics, but you could tell it was getting a bit overwhelming.  I must mention that the Viper Room is one of those venues where the only way they can get off stage is to walk by fans....great for us, a possible pain in the ass for them.  After that, I vowed not to ask for anymore pictures. 

"Stick around after, let's party!"

I'm sure you're wondering why I'm rambling.....admittedly I am & there is no way to make a smooth transition here....that, or my brian is fried from work. I'm thinking it's the latter. I "heard" that the crowd at the 100 Monkeys show in NYC  the other night, was being a bit ornery.  Apparently girls weren't letting other girls get back to their place after going to the bathroom, and some were asking for pics with Jackson before the show & wouldn't take no for an answer.  I also got wind of some "crazy Twi fans" screaming out "Jasper!"  Really?!?! It's people like that that ruin it for the rest of us. I imagine the majority of us are Twi fans, some crazier than others...but just becasue you're obsessed doesn't mean you can't keep that shit in check.  I'm the first to admit he gives me that tingly feeling and I get all giddy and ridiculous when he first walks on stage, but it's Jackson with his band, NOT JASPER. And no matter how much you want to beg him to say "Excuse me Ma'am" or "Battlescars"...please don't.  And to top it off, the entire band ROCKS. Each and everyone of those guys is super talented & tons of fun on & off stage. 

As for US... THE FANS, we're in this TOGETHER (unless of course you're wearing Mom jeans, or get so drunk you start crying cause the bounger won't let you back in...)  Do you have to give snooty looks, or not let people back to their place?  Let's be KIND to each other.

Don't Be A Bitch!

Read The Rules, and we won't be a bitch either ;)


Sort of.

Speaking of the entire band being super cool, here are some pics we may or may not have posted in the past.  We still need one with Ben J!

Ben G is a cutie!

Jerad is smokin' hot & super cool.

WAIT FOR IT..............

ES & Munkle!!!!!!!!
He's so charming.

Can't wait till 5.21 @ the El Rey theatre in LA!

P.S. Remember, don't be a bitch!


Sunday, May 8, 2011

Naughty Thoughts

There have been quite a few Rob pics surfacing lately...ok who am I kidding....there have been TONS OF ROB PICS!  It's like a Robocopia. If someone has used that word in a prior post, I apologize. Anyhoo, everytime I see new Rob pics, my mind wanders. I can't help it. His pictures lend way to a plethora of naughty thoughts.

Shall we get to the pics?

Sure, this pic cracks me up. And that cold beer looks delicious. However I can't help but notice his left pointer kinda of turns me on, but at the same time I can't help but wonder if it's been in KStew's hot pocket.

We all love seeing Rob & his guitar, but check ou this left forearm. He's known for being tall and lean, but I see some serious strength there. Yum.

Forget the goofy look on his face, check out that ass!

His lower lip is begging to be sucked.
*Begging*...I'd like him to ask me to beg.....

Did I say smokin' hot?
I bet his neck smells good......sigh.......

Finger porn, jaw porn, lip porn...serious Rob looking a bit goofy, it's all priceless to me.