Wednesday, November 30, 2011

He Moves, She Moves.

If you're a Robsten fan, you must watch this vid!

He moves. She moves.

...& vice versus of course!

*I love 2.30*

Notice how there are no pictures of them from the New Moon Premiere?...I have realized in the past that if you google pics from that particular premiere, you'll find only 1 or 2 where they are steps apart on the red carpet. The only ones of them together are from the after party, via prying eyes.  I truly believe that's the time Scummit did not want them dating, nor did they want anyone else to THINK they were...whether it be for fear that it would end badly before the last film was shot, or for fear there would be backlash from the fans...who knows. Anyhoo, it totally supports my whole straight to the point Robsten theory...based on premiere pictures. Curious about that? Go HERE.

Alright my Robsten loving friends, I'm pooped.

Is it Friday yet?


Monday, November 28, 2011

Reality Called....

Today didn't start out as a bad day, so I'm really hoping it doesn't end bad...but the middle has sucked ass.  I get into work this morning & my boss is sick as hell & ends up checking her email & leaving....that would have been fine if I hadn't had to take over her client meeting.  I already had one scheduled myself for 1:30 & hers was at 12:45pm...cutting it close. As I'm walking down the street fumbling with a stack of our sales kits, I proceed to slice my right middle finger wide open on the edge of one of them. I stood there, like an idiot....

...kinda like this...

I half expected an angry mop-headed blonde vamp to appear out of thin air, poised for attack...but of course that didn't happen. Instead I dropped my present sales kits to the pavement, along with some blood & held on to my finger for dear life.  I'm pretty squeamish, not when it come to blood, but cuts....they totally gross me out. Major eebie jeebies. 

When I finally got back to the office, I had 10 emails, 2 to of which I could respond to.  Why is that you ask? Well, we just switched over from our PC's to Macbook Pro's. Sure, they're fancy and super fabulous, but transferring business files from a PC to a Mac is no smooth transition. It's like English to Japanese. Apples to oranges. SO EFFING ANNOYING. I needed to look up stuff that we haven't yet uploaded to our drop box & I couldn't open certain attachments...I seriously thought I was going to go postal.  I know a tiny bit of it has to do with the fact that I had such a long wonderfully relaxing 4 day holiday weekend...

It's super hard to get back into the swing of things.


UPDATE: The whole point in me posting today was to upload this pic, which was highly indicative of how I felt..... go figure, I forgot and left it out. It now feels oddly appropriate considing our power was out when I got home...perfect ending to a shitty day.

How was your first day back?


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Occupy This.

To be honest, I'm sick of hearing about "Occupy San Diego..etc..etc..etc." No matter where your beliefs lie, it does get old after awhile. So this morning, as our local news station made multiple mentions of "Occupy THIS, or Occupy THAT"...a brilliant thought ran through my head...

brilliant I tell you!

Close, but no cigar.

Not any penis will do...

That's more like it.

"I want Robert Pattinson to OCCUPY MY VAGINA."

..or in the spirit of giving, I guess...

"I want Robert Pattinson to occupy OUR vaginas."

That my friends, is my Thanksgiving wish for all of you.

Now it may be a teensy bit unrealistic, since his penis is busy occupying KStew's vagina, but there isn't anything wrong with a little holiday dreaming, right?

***And for those smart asses out there, I know Christmas is usually reserved for wishes, but remember, my blog - my rules.


Monday, November 21, 2011

The Waiting Game

I wrote a rather haphazard Breaking Dawn Part 1 review last night & noticed a long comment from @ATXgal76. She's a busy girl, but pops in to comment now and again. I can honestly say, she doesn't comment unless she has something poignant to say. Love her!

Anyways, why the hell am I talking about a comment? Because it made me sad.  She didn't mean to make me sad, but she spoke the truth.  Here was the very last paragraph of her comment:

"I too cannot wait till part 2 and HATE that I know it's already filmed and basically being edited. Not to be Debbie Downer, but I don't think the next year will fly by because we won't get any news from filming or fans from the set - everything is basically on the editing table. There will be no more twi-activity (except for the actors new movies) till next fall. Boo hiss. Thank goodness for lovely blogs such as yours and long twitter feeds ;)"

OMG. She's right!!!

"No set pics?! No filming news?! No leaked photos?!

Of course I know they filmed both part 1 & 2 back to back,I just never really gave this next year much thought. I don't know that I'm prepared to survive the next 12 mos without any of this...

Twilight (change of outfits)

New Moon


BD part 1

Crazy to think I didn't read Twilight until August of 2009 & then did my first blog post December 2009, which means New Moon had already been filmed & was released about 2 weeks before my first post!  Now I'm remembering that I back tracked and blogged about seeing New Moon. Wow, I was late to the party. I remember seeing New Moon set pics on other blogs towards the end of filming...before I ventured into blogging. Wow, time flies...

BUT WILL THIS NEXT YEAR?!?! the comments!

UPDATE: I just thought of this...I bet Scummit will release little teaser pics here and there to keep us interested & then accuse us of passing them along.


Sunday, November 20, 2011

Breaking Dawn in Twired's Eyes *SPOILERS

Sarah & I went to see BD part 1 at a relatively small theater on Friday evening at 7:30PM.  It appeared pretty quiet and so we went to grab a drink(s) beforehand...thinking we'd be just fine.  Once we got back there was a split moment of panic when we saw a line of about 50 people.  Luckily we were warm and toasty from our drinks so waiting outside was no biggie.  Before we knew it, they were letting us into the theater.  It ended up being about 80% full, which was perfect.  Once we were seated, I really couldn't believe we were moments away from seeing the first half of the last Twilight movie. Part of me feared that it wouldn't be as amazing as I'd hoped. Sure, it was my second to least favorite book (New Moon being my least) but I didn't hate it like some of you, which means I probably had higher expectations...Though admittedly I did skip the entire Jacob pov the first time around. Didn't we all?

Anyways, I might as well cut to the chase...Nothing prepared me for how much I loved Breaking Dawn. Yup, I absofuckinglutely LOVED it. LOVED IT!  ES did too. To steal LKW's line, I had a perma grin on my face for the entire first half of the movie. I was in seventh heaven...everything was just like I envisioned it while reading.  The lead up to the wedding, the wedding, the honeymoon, the pregnancy, the change, the fetus baby...Wow, just wow. Sure there were a couple parts that were giggle worth in a make-fun sorta way, but nowhere near the amount that were in the 3 prior movies.

Bahhaa, Jasper looks like a Golden Girl!

I think I'm going to cop out and do my review "list style." There is so much floating around in my head that I want to say, that I feel like I just need to list it out, much like Twikiwi did on her blog.

Here it goes...

(keep in mind that my brain is frazzled & my evaluation is all over the freakin' place)

1. I loved the flash back to Edward being a "killer." It was totally unexpected & seeing him with a bit of blood on  his lips was oddly appealing.

2.  Kristen Bella  as a bride looked really beautiful, but not as "stunning" as I envisioned in the book. I hope I don't get beat down for that. See my thoughts on vampy Bella before you throw apples at me. The dress was prettier than what I envisioned in the book. I thought it would be even more conservative & I was relieved that it wasn't The back was sexy & unexpected.

3. The Wedding Ceremony: Fabulous.  I loved how nervous she looked and I cried like a baby when she finally laid eyes on Edward. I think this part of the movie was cathartic for me. As most of you know I started reading Twilight at a point in my life where I was very frustrated with my relationship, I wanted it to move forward at a much faster pace...and here I am married to that person...& in turn, watching Bella marry Edward. May sound weird, but it's very emotional for me.

4. The Reception: The toasts at the wedding were hysterical. Emmet cracked me up,  Jessica was fabulous, Charlie was in true form, Renee was sooo embarrassing,  & Esme was perfect as always, as was Edward.  Alice & Jasper dancing was totally cute and so something they'd do. I love that he flipped her just like it was no big deal.

5. The Honeymoon: AMAZING and just how I envisioned it.  I loved how they showed Bella brushing her teeth, shaving and slightly freaking was the first time we've witnessed Bella act like a human...As for the sex, YES the fade to black was startling at first, but I liked how Bill incorporated the morning flash back to the night before. I was pleasantly surprised and felt it fit perfect...not to mention I loved the song. I thought the latter half of the honeymoon was right on par too, from the chicken eating scene to Alice calling Edwards cell...

6. Pregnant Bella: Brilliant, bravo Bill Condon. Bella looked like she was wasting away, on deaths well done. The sounds of her bones breaking was so realistic too.  And when she was pretty much dead, FABULOUS...though I did think Edward took his time and that annoyed me. Plus I don't know at what point he realized the venom had wasn't clear to me....I thought the scenes that showed the venom pumping through her veins, bone marrow etc was a great well as her internal screaming. I remember in the book how they described her to be still on the outside but writhing in the pain on the inside.I wish they would have showed a bit more of that, but I understand they only have time for so much...

7. The Wolves: I thought they were scarier this time really scary. I giggled internally when they all talked to each other in wolf form, but I didn't think it was that bad...

9.  WIGS: Carlisle was atrocious...and note how I'm not specifying JUST his wig. His wig, or whatever the eff you want to call it, was HORRIBLE! And his voice...he sounded like a damn martian! WTF?! PS I thought Rosalie looked beautiful throughout, and I thought Jackson, I mean Jasper looked pretty hot in some scenes. As far as Alice, I thought her wig was much truer to the books, than in previous movies. She's SUPPOSED to look pixi-like.

8. Renesmee: Totally not creepy, much better than I'd thought.  She was born looking more like a 4 mos old  (which is true to the book) & later has these super intuitive brown eyes...PERFECT.

9. The End: Vamp Bella (for the split second we saw her) is gorgeous, just how I pictured her.  And the way the movie ended, just how I was hoping.  I have mentioned a few times that I figured they'd cut it right before she woke up, or right as she woke up.  I CANNOT WAIT TILL PART 2. Do we really have a year? This past year flew by, so my only hope is that 2012 will too.

As I said before & I'll probably say a bunch more, I just loved this movie. It's my favorite so far. We saw it for the second time this morning & I cannot wait to see it for a 3rd. I feel like there is so much more to say, I really kept this surface level and am almost ashamed...I guess I just still feel overwhelmed & I'm processing it all...

Oh and by the way, I LOVE this song. LOVE it like I love Robsten.


Thursday, November 17, 2011

Borderline Obsessed...

.....With Robsten. Yup, if you know me at all, this is hardly new information.  Since I love Robsten so much, I absolutely effing loved @Jaymes805 post from last night, you can find it over HERE. I loved it so much I left her a long ass comment, and made myself giggle in the process. Clearly I'm easily amused. To cut to the chase, she posted pictures of Robsten from each movie premiere & of course I had to throw in my two cents.

I may or may not have stolen a pic from her post...whoopsie.

"We may or may not kinda wanna fuck. "

We might have fucked a lot, and if anyone finds out, we're fucked."

 "We fuck all the time...and are starting not to give a fuck"

"We have been fucking forever, we still fuck alot, & really...who gives a fuck?!" 


Oh yah, please check the gif at the end pf @Jaymes805's post...Truth be told, I'm too much of a lazy ass to steal it. It's the best, imo.


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

London Love

So the Breaking Dawn Premiere was in London today, and boy was Robsten looking absolutely ravishing. Seriously folks, I thought they looked even better for this premiere. How is this possible? Weren't they jet lagged? Gah, I'm exhausted simply thinking about it. 

London Love...

SEXY dress - KStew is wearing Roberto Cavalli...
and she wears it well!


Wowza! They look fabulous, even Tay ;)

I feel like there is so much to see & talk about right now! I thank Rob gawd we have this community of Twitards that "get it." The emails chains between some of us were hysterical today...who else do I have to blab about all of this to?

And to think, we have another YEAR until BD comes out. I think it's going to fly by before our eyes! It's not over yet's not over yet.

Up next, the new EW cover.....SO HOT!


I have probably a twizillion more things I could post about, but I know some of you have scrollitis [Mrs.P, I'm lookin' at you.]

Till next time,


Monday, November 14, 2011

If You Want It Bad Enough...

You can make it happen.

According to tweets, both @17foreverlisa & @TwiloveSue got pictures WITH the Precious tonight. I also heard @AGirlintheSouth & @laxplays got pics with him too!

Wow, just wow.  I am so happy for all the girls that braved Tent City 1, 2 & 3 this week...and even more thrilled that you accomplished your goals. I absolutely can't wait for each & everyone of your accounts of the night. I watched the livestream & was glued to the couch for 2+ hours, no joke. If I had a kid, they'd have been bound & gagged in the closet.

JOKING.......kind of.

Now onto some pics from the evening. I'm pretty sure you have seen these all, but I'd still like to post them here in case you haven't...and plus I might want to look back at this blog and reminisce one day ;)

 They looked awesome, loved KStew's dress...and the slit was dynamic...just sexy enough for her.

I puffy heart KStew's eye make up. Wowza!

"Don't ever let me go.


Gotta add in the Holy Twifecta of course. Taylor was looking handsome as usual.

I still feel a bit frazzled, and I wasn't even there! I can't wait for the after party pics to pop up. Rumor mill has it that the Twifect couldn't stay long because they're off to London for the premiere there on the 16 th. Wow, I bet they'll sure sleep well on their flight.

Speaking of sleep, I'm outta here!



Saturday, November 12, 2011

She Shoulda' Just Said Jaw Porn

1) KStew mocks Rob......

The pic alone is funny ha ha, but watch the vid!

She shoulda' just said "JAWPORN!"

Did ya notice?! They're twins! Ok, I don't think it's the same shirt, Rob's is a hair darker...but then again it could just be the lighting. Did he let her borrow it real quick? Or did they buy a matching fugly plaid flannel set at some vintage store on Melrose? Buy one, get one free?

Either way, I LOVE IT.


Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Robsten - It's Black & White...And A Precious Pic That Might Make You Ded.

Hi all, just thought I'd share a few of my favorite "Robsten Bubble" pics from the BD Part 1 Convention in LA this past weekend. I think they look even better in black & white. Just sayin'.

AND here's an amazing vid from one of my favorite Robsten fans.  I have no idea how she put this together so fast. It's beautiful.

For all things Robsten, head over HERE !

And to catch up on the latest, such as Rob on Letterman, & many more late breaking pics, head over HERE!

TRUST ME, there are some absolutely smoldering pics floating around.

Need some motivation to check them out?

It might make you "ded'.....


via Robsessed


Monday, November 7, 2011

Breaking Dawn Set Stuff, Friends & YOU SUCK

So my last post was all about the Cullen Family panel as well as that little known group affectionately referred to as the Twifecta. If you haven't seen the pics, check them out!

I have mixed feelings about the Twilight Conventions...they're cool (like purple), but I wouldn't personally spend $300+ to attend all three days...Ok I take that back, if I could easily afford it, I would do it solely for the purpose of spending time with amazing people.  For me, there are only two real draws now, getting to see the actors & the panels they do, and the opportunity to spend time with great friends & make new ones...Friends were awesome this time, but the RobStenTay panel wasn't all that great. SURE, you can say I'm jaded, but I promise I'm not. I know for a fact that I'm not the only one that feels as if the panels should be moderated by a professional. The Comic Con panel for instance (even via video) was much more fascinating than the convention one.  They do allow the audience to submit questions, but I'm not sure if Scummit puts the kibosh on most, or if the Hillywood crew just does a craptastic job of picking them out. The other thing that put a bad taste in my mouth were the audience members screaming out obnoxious comments such as "Marry me Rob" or "Take Your Shirt Off Taylor." Really?! It's obviously an attention grabber & I shouldn't let it bug the shit out of me, because I can pretty much bet my life savings on the fact that neither of those things are going to happen....but it does....bug me.

Oh, & don't even get me started on those that started screaming "My boyfriend's English" to Kristen.  It's completely NOT OK to start mocking one of the actors & quoting something they supposidly said. I think it truly makes you a shitty twifan. So for those of you that yelled that...

 We are their in support of these actors. I'm the first to admit that my heart races, my hands sweat & as @TwiloveSue so eloquently said "I forget to breath,"...but making fun of them or digging at their personal life during a live panel, is completely unacceptable.

Now onto a lighter note, here are some props that they had propped up (he he he) in the vendor area....

The Cake!

Wedding attire.

Epic fail on this one.

This was gorgeous. The company that created/provided the linens and decor for the wedding

I have the same pic from last year :)

@cupcakegirl76 took this one.

And the best thing of all about the BD Convention in LA, bloggy/twitter friends who have turned into RL friends!

Wish I had MORE pics!

<3 w/ @17foreverlisa <3

Pssst.. @Twi_Lin photo-bombed us!

Me, @Dangrdafne & @Twi_Lin

w/ @mandysmind

Tired or TWIRED with @17foreverlisa

Miss you lovely ladies!


Sunday, November 6, 2011

LA Breaking Dawn Convention PHOTOS!

Hey there-

 I decided to just go ahead and post photos right away & save the juicy details, opinions, orgasm sounds etc for a later post when I'm not so pooped. My neighbor was awesome enough to let me borrow her 2 week old fancy new camera.  Not only did she let me borrow it, but she uploaded the pics onto a memory stick within 10 minutes of me getting home....She rocks.

So, without further adieu, "some" of my many pics from the "Official Breaking Dawn Part 1" convention in LA.

PSA: Yes, I smeared my blog address on most of these pics. I realize this is annoying to some people & you can just crop it out anyways. Believe me, it kind of annoys me when people do it. I guess I annoy myself? Anyways, here's my take on it...I know you can just crop it out, but do me a favor? Please either LEAVE the "watermark/tag" (whatever you want to call it) or at least, credit back to my page if you feel compelled to crop it. Fair enough?  If you want a picture for personal use [insert dirrrrrrty thoughts here] please email me and I'll send you an unmarked one.

*Click for bigger pics*

Twilight Saga Screen Writer: Melissa Rosenberg!

The Cullens! 

Very serious here.

That MOS is just...just...ahh I'm at a loss for words.

Hug it out boys...  ;)

Ready for Rob?


Ready for some Robsten?!

Wait, that's not Robsten....

And I couldn't resist since they were on my side of the theater...


One of my favorites, I have plans for this one...


Hope you enjoyed, I sure did!

The full account of my Saturday is to come. I had such a great time with great friends.

Is it Friday yet? lol

PS Want to see the panel? Go HERE.