KStew, Tequila & good intentions...

I am already LOL as a begin typing this...hey, at least I can make fun of myself...

Last night one of my RL besties (who used to work with me at the hotel) & I went out to dinner. Originally we had planned for it to just be us, but then the owner of the restaurant where she is currently a manager, wanted to have a managers dinner the same night. She mentioned to him that she had plans with me (he knows me well) and he said to invite me along. So, not only did I get to hang out with my bestie and a few other cool peeps, I also got free dinner and drinks. SCORE!

We ended up going to this new gourmet/trendy Mexican restaurant downtown called El Vitral. I'm not super picky when it comes to food, but having been a Concierge for the past 9 years, I have seen the inside of many a restaurant. Let's just say El Vitral's website glorified the ambiance a bit. The lighting was too bright, and it felt as though you were dining in a cafeteria. The tables were set up in rows...kind of off-putting for a "gourmet" restaurant. Anyhoo, my skirt steak tacos were pretty yummy, and the 2 margaritas were delish. After dinner, we went back to one of the other managers condo for a drink before sharing a taxi home. I had a glass of white wine at his house and didn't really ever feel "drunk." But see, that's the problem with Tequila...sometimes I get an instantaneous buzz, other times it takes another drink to bring it out...

This looks almost identical to the margaritas I had...

I arrived home about 12am, and felt a bit Twired...Needless to say I powered up my lap top and saw a really cool video of KStew interviews from throughout the years. I was dying to post it (I often find myself with post ADD)...But unfortunately I began making mistakes and fumbling over my words (mind you, this doesn't happen after a couple glasses of wine) Before I knew it I was being jolted awake by my lap top screen slamming closed (the screw is loose & it's floppy) I had passed out! Tequila tends to bite me in the ass unexpectedly. Luckily...I wasn't hungover at all this morning, and I think I truly wasn't ever drunk...It's like Tequila gives me narcolepsy.

He definitely had 2 margaritas.

This wasn't the first time that I have suddenly fallen asleep post-margaritas. One time my neighbor and I walked up to a local restaurant and had 2 Cadillac margaritas...that time we barely remembered walking home. When I did get home, I conked out on the couch....computer in my lap. No hangover that time either...hmmm. There is something mystifying about Tequila. Luckily, I can only stomach 1 or 2 margaritas, and I DO NOT "DO" TEQUILA SHOTS. That's another story, for another time.

Anyways, here's the KStew vid. It just goes to show that all of her idiosyncrasies aren't new. They aren't Bella either. They are sooooo KStew.

By they way, Elusive S & I are going to see The Runaways tomorrow! I'm genuinely & truly looking forward to seeing it. And to be perfectly honest with you, I doubt I would have had any interest in seeing it, if KStew wasn't in it. And, if I had never seen Twilight, I probably would have never even been interested in KStew. Ahhhh, the ripple effect.

KStew as JJ, of course (no, not JennyJerkface)...lmao!

Unfortunately, The Runaways is only playing at an independent theater here in San Diego. The positive, is that's it's in a cool & funky little neighborhood smack dab in between Elusive S & I. I'm sure drinks will ensue prior to the movie....as usual. No Tequila.

XOXO J

Wednesday woes...post #2...(UPDATED)

***UPDATE: Gossip Cop busts "some" of the Eclipse re-shoot rumors. Love Gossip Cop, and I immediately feel a bit more relieved. Read the update here.

*Don't forget to scroll down and see the Kellan photos!

This might be a 3 post day...here's post #2...and I'm not liking it. It's from "Lainey Gossip" and states that parts of Eclipse might need to be re-shot. FML! The movie is coming out in just over 2 mos!


"Eclipse opens in June. But the film isn’t ready yet.... Multiple sources have confirmed to me that some key scenes need to be reshot including footage between “Bella” and “Edward” in the meadow and a few fight sequences. They’ve been waiting for weeks to confirm dates but have had to work around Robert Pattinson’s schedule. Originally they needed 7 days but now, due to his other commitments, it’s been proposed that they work for 3 days with the crew putting in 18 hours each day. This should happen in Vancouver in the new few weeks. What’s more interesting is WHO would actually direct the reshoot. David Slade is the director for Eclipse. But I’m told that apparently David Slade’s relationship with Summit has been... not great. Creative differences. At one point things had supposedly deteriorated to the point that they were actually considering hiring someone else to reshoot in Vancouver. Some of the names tossed around? Chris Weitz and Catherine Hardwicke. Hardwicke is in Vancouver working on another new film to go in the summer. They’re looking at delaying that project and Hardwicke has been spotted undercover checking out studio and location space for the Eclipse reshoot. Having said that, Slade and Summit are now communicating on better terms. And there is still a good possibility he could come back to Vancouver to complete his film. As of Monday, no final decision about a director had been made. Will keep you posted."


Ok, this makes me extremely nervous. I'm not knocking them for recognizing that some things may need to be re-shot, but at the same time, why was it not good enough to begin with?! This could just be a nasty rumor...crosses fingers!


....Moving on...I need a pick me up. Kellan Lutz normally doesn't "Do It" for me...but these new Interview Magazine pics are f*ck hawt. Enjoy. See more KLutz pics here.

Need some help there Kellan? No? Ok then, I'll just watch.

Schmexy!

And in case you missed the yummy new Rob vid I posted this morning from petitbiel, check it out below this post. Or click here for instant access ;)


*Let me know what you think of the "rumored" Eclipse re-shoot in the comments. Say it, OUT LOUD!

XOXO J

Happy hump day!

As if we ever need an excuse for one of petitbiels vids. They rock.



Thanks petitbiel for another A-MAZING vidego!

XOXO J

Cher...is that you?

I check Eclipsemovie.org multiple times a day, as if that comes as any surprise. Today, I find an "Eclipse Wallpaper" post. Excitedly I scroll down, anticipating some kick ass options for my lap top backgroud, and this is what I find...




Ok, so far so good...until I look in the upper left hand corner of the page. Immediately I think to myself ( I swear this happened) WTF is Cher doing on an Eclipse poster? Oh, (akward silence) it's Victoria...err...Bryce Dallas Howard. Seriously people, take a look at the comparison...

BDH

CHER

Um, is it just me, or is the resemblance uncanny? Don't get me wrong. I don't have a beef with Bryce Dallas Howard...per-se, she is a beautiful girl! But I'm definitely partial to Rachelle Lefevre's beauty...just personal preference.

BDH & Rachelle LeFevre

...and Rachelle totally kicked ass as Victoria...just sayin'.

Hot & dangerous.

I know it's not fair to judge until actually seeing Eclipse, but I'm definitely skeptical. What are your thoughts on BDH taking over as Victoria? Tell me in the comments!

***FYI: Blogger is being a biotch tonight...I change particular text to small and it makes the rest of the text small...so I try and make it normal...and it doesn't change. So then I have to make it extra large to appear normal. Slight differential in text size now showing up on blog. Can't fix it. FML

XOXO J

Robsten leaving Budapest??? *UPDATED...yet again!!!*

It's a bird, it's a plain...wait, NO......IT'S ROBSTEN! Ok, granted I know a ton of you out there are skeptics...but that is definitely Rob, maybe TomStu (maybe not) carrying the guitar...and that HAS to be Kristen. The outfit is classic KStew style!

Maybe she flew out to Budapest to spend her birthday with Rob. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

KStew in the middle, RPattz on her right...??
Def Robs body guard on far right.

*Click pic to ENLARGE.

UPDATE:
IT IS ROBSTEN...I TOLD YA BIOTCHES!!!

It's them, it's them!

EEEEK!

Why does this feel like X-mas morning?!



I leave all the Nonstens a parting gift:


*thx to bellaxshh

*Picture source, twifans.

Rollerblading, Edward & some junk in the trunk!

I work out (no applause necessary, but thanks!) Some weeks I go to the gym 3-4 times, some weeks once, maybe twice.... I try to average some sort of workout at least 3 x a week, be it the elliptical machine at the gym, a long walk, or rollerblading on the boardwalk or through Kensington, a beautiful neighborhood about 8 blocks from mine. Granted, part of me wishes I were more motivated. I'm sure if I was, I'd lose about 5lbs...which is what I'd like to lose. It's not that I don't feel really fantastic following a work out...I do! But the motivation to start is always a bit of a challenge. I like to say I workout so I can drink...LMAO!

I have a flat ass, not a fat ass.

Take today for example: I arrive home from work, change into my "yoga" pants and a t-shirt, and head out the door. I drive the 7 or so blocks East to get to Kensington. [You might be wondering why I don't roller-blade to Kensington, and incorporate that into my work out...well my friend...I live on the corner of "Gay, Ghetto & Eclectic" & I'd rather avoid the catcalls in route to my destination from the aforementioned] (I'll let you guess which part offers the cat calls...gay, ghetto or eclectic?)

I google-image "rollerblading girl" & I'm blinded by this.
WTF?! Seriously? Did she hide a few toddlers in the back of those shorts?

Anyhoo, I swear this is leading up to Twi.....promise. When I roller-blade, I take off just my car key to carry with me. As you can imagine, the less stuff to hold on to, the better. As I blissfully began my ascent into the affluent neighborhood across the freeway, I looked down at my car key...which happened to be conveniently attached to this:



My fingers were delicately grasping it...as if I was holding onto him for dear life. I then experienced a silent epiphany...

"It's like Edwards always with me...looking out for me..."

Then I laughed out loud at how ridiculous I was being...

As I continued on my roller-blade, I started thinking of Edward Cullen quotes that were seemingly related to my little epiphany...

"By the way, I'm not leaving you."

"Look after my heart, I've left it with you."

"You are my life now."

"Do I dazzle you?" (Um...fuck yah!)


-Edward Cullen

(minus the "um...fuck yah" part)

Needless to say, my mind began wandering...I was thinking much less about how much my legs were cramping, and a lot more about Edward Cullen. *Swoon*

Yes, I'm in love with a fictional vampire...Bite Me.

Oh, and have a I mentioned I kinda like this guy too?

"Like"...jk....I LUST this man like nobodies business.

XOXO J

Oooooooprah seeks Twifans!

The Oprah Winfrey Show is calling all Twilight fans to submit their story about how Twilight has affected their life & why they love it so much!

"Are you or your kids obsessed with the Twilight series? Have you or your kids read all the books, seen both movies and now you are counting down the days until the release of Eclipse? Have you already made plans for the release of the newest movie in June? Who’s your family’s favorite Twilight star…and why?

Why do you love the story so much? How has it impacted your life? What have you learned from the series and how has it made you a better person? Are you a housewife who’s started a fan club with friends? Do you have a young adult in your family who’s been inspired to write his/her own stories? Has the romance in Twilight sparked the romance in your own relationship?

Tell us how the Twilight series has inspired you or your family! Please only write if you are willing to appear on The Oprah Winfrey Show."

Interested? Click here.

*source Eclipsemovie.org

Ok my bloggy gal-pals...would you go on Oprah for this?

Would you be too embarrassed?

Tell me how you feel about it in the comments.

XOXO J

Any excuse for Robsten! (thx KStew)

On April 9th, 1990... Kristen Jaymes Stewart made her way into this world.

Is it just me, or do you think she came out looking something like this?

KStew circa 1990 (JK)

Guess she hasn't changed very much.....

Kristen circa 2010

HAPPY 20th B-DAY KRISTEN!!!

Thank you for bringing "Bella" to life.

I puffy heart you big time!


Here are a few of my favorite KStew pics:

I'd have that look on my face if Rob's sparkly (?) peen found it's way into my vagina.

Ok, honestly I was just going to post a bunch of beautiful pictures of KStew, but then I realized I'd like to do something in honor of her birthday....


Dear Kristen,
In honor of your birthday, I'd like to give a little tribute to you and that guy...you know the one ;)

Seeing as I'm having withdrawls lately ;) I'm sure you don't mind...

Clearly I give a CRAPSTEN. You'd pretty much have to be living under a pile of jagged rocks to not know how much I support Robsten...or be a new follower
*waves at new followers*!

IF you give a Crapsten, this vid will make you melt into a pile of goo.
(yes, I mean you Lisa xoxo)

XOXO J