I'm A Total Krisbian For Vampy Bella!

When they first started to film BD, we all did quite a bit of speculation as to where they'd cut off the first movie. I had my theories that it wold be right before Bella gave birth ...right before she became a Vamp. I even thought maybe it would be just as Edward rips out Renesmee....Recently, I put some more thought into this and it kind of pissed me off. Like many of you, I cannot wait to see Kristen as Vampire Bella. I really can't freakin' wait!

I'm a total Krisbian when it comes to Vampy Bella. Gah! I think I might have forgotten, or somehow overlooked the fact that we're not going to get to witness Vampbella until BD part 2. Mother effers!!!!!!!!!
I have this gut feeling that Scummit is going to cut it right when Bella starts to awake as a Vampire [damn geniuses.] I have no doubt we'll get to see a bit of Renesmee...as Rosalie dotes on her and Jacob stomps around the Cullen home with a stick up his ass....but we're so going to have to wait until November 2012 to see the shiznit that is Vampbella.

Do you know what could happen in a year and 7 mos??? I could have quadruplets, they might find Osama F*CK Ladan (sp?) and a cure to Cancer might arise. Puts it all into perspective, doesn't it?

What do you think? I know, I know, I have asked before. But I'm curious, now that some time has passed, if your opinions have changed.

Don't get me wrong, I'm super psyched to see so many other scenes in BD 1...like (hopefully) Bella at the gas station in her fancy schmanzy bullet proof Mercedes, having to tell Charlie they're getting married, the wedding, Isle Esme, hot Vamp sex etc...

But I really really want to see her as a Vamp, ASAP.

XOXO J

I'm Not Chill, Like Bella.

One of my Mom's friends works part time at this bridal boutique super close to our home. When she found out I was getting married she insisted I come down to "look," because the boutique was closing down...and thus had crazy sales. Being the penny pincher that I am, I jumped at the opportunity. My Grandma is buying my dress, but even still, I can't imagine spending a ton of money...it just seems stupid to me. Of course I want to feel beautiful & I want to LOVE the dress, but I'm only going to wear it once. Frugality rears it's ugly head.......

So today my Mom, Gma (abbreviation for Grandma) and I went to lunch & had some drinks...mimosas to be exact.

Heaven in a glass.

ES had to work and met up with us after lunch at the boutique. Funny enough, I called her frantically begging her to bring me some underwear. I don't wear underwear all the time and realized that it might be highly inappropriate while trying on dresses. ES surprised the heck out of me by stopping at Victoria's and buying me... and herself... some super cute undies...mine had cupcakes on them! Anyhoo, the second I walked into the store, I could tell it was a no-go. I didn't see anything that looked remotely simple. EVERYTHING had major lace, glitter and or beading. Those things are just not me. I like SIMPLE. Of course I didn't want to offend my Mom's friend, so I tried on about 6 dresses...each practically had me dry heaving. I could tell she felt my pain...she was just working their part time and was just trying to help. After realizing I WAS NOT going to find the dress of my dreams, ES quickly and ever so non-nonchalantly made an appointment at another store. Off we went...hopes high. GAG. We walked in to this store and it was like BLING CENTRAL. Plus, they had nothing under about 2K. Call me cheap, but again, I just can't see spending that much on a dress....even if my Grandma is footing the bill.

So we snuck out! LOL!

At least I come away from this whole experience knowing what I like and don't like. I HATE lace & don't particularly like beading & or glitter.....I do like strapless, fitted with a sweetheart neck...so we shall see.

I can't believe Bella wore that high neck Victorian-era dress for her wedding. She appeared to be so "chill" about it...like "oh well, I'm going to look totally out of date, but whatever....I'm marrying a Vampire and going to have hot Vampire sex for the rest of my life, so what does it matter?!" I guess I'd wear a trash bag, as long as I was marrying Edward ;) I'm dying to know what we'll see her in for the ACTUAL movie wedding.


In honor of wedding dresses, I present you with some hideous dresses:

Seriously girl, you REALLY made accommodations for your belly?!?
Christ, might as well have had Renesmee tear a the hole for ya!

Woah...I'm all about the "Sweetheart neck" but sweetheart, this is BRUTAL.

Sooo.........
I was going to make a joke about some sort of animal attached to your shoulders........

Is that a ribbed condom, or a dress?

I kind of want to like this...but it's like the meadow threw up on her.

What did your wedding dress look like? Did you know what you want when you went to look?
Advice is much appreciated.

That is all.

P.S. ES is a sneaky biotch for tweeting that pic. I wish she would have waited until I actually found one I loved...with I didn't. She did have a ton of great advice though..and she knows me!

P.S.S. Dangrdafne inspired me......if you feel ballsy enough, send me a pic with you in YOUR wedding dress! I wanna see!

XOXO J