What Kind Of Porn?! *Update*

JAW PORN!!!

Rob on the set of Cosmopolis. 

I wasn't that into his hair for this role...

but if jaw porn like that keeps popping up, I can deal.

That is all.

No wait, that's not all!  New pics of KStew are surfacing from the premiere of Chris Weitz new movie...of course as I type this, I'm drawing a blank. Forgive me.

In the words of @Mama_Cougar:

"MY. GOD. No WONDER Rob's so goofy in love with this girl. No fucking wonder."

XOXO J

Forget Kids!

So for those of you that may not know, ES works at a vet clinic as a tech. She started as a receptions about 8 years ago, working her way up to head receptionist ,and then evetually vet tech. Recently someone brought a pregnant cat into the clinic, who'd sustained a head injury. The guy who was feeding her accidentally slammed her head in the door.  She ended up being ok, thank gawd & the clinic decided to keep her as their "clinic cat," as they have done with a few other wayward felines. Addie, as they named her, eventually gave birth to 8 adorable kittens.  I went to visit them yesterday, as ES had been trying to get me to do since they were born.  They're only 13 days old and as you can imagine, just precious.  And Addie is just such a sweetheart, rubbing up against me seemingly unphased by her sleeping kittens.

All 8. Some on top of one another.

He/She (?) was the largest. I'd name it Emmett :)

This one is "Milk Drunk." It was one of the 1st to eat & finish...

This one was the smallest, I'd call her Alice.

Just precious.

I grew up always having a cat & a dog, but had always considered myself much more of a dog peson.  But since I have been living in apartments & condo's, I just couldn't justify getting a dog. It will happen one day! But in the mean time, I feel as though I might have become more of a cat person, much to my dismay.  In fact, if I was crazy & single, I might just adopt all 8 of those kittens and name them....

Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Emmet, Rosalie, Carlisle & Esme!

 I might have to swap out a name and add in Charlie or Renee, should the sexes be off, but hey...wouldn't that be so freakin' cute!?! Forget kids, I want a harem of kittens named after Twilight characters!

Libenet Does It Again!

One of my favorite Robsten vid creators has created yet another masterpiece!  Love love love the way these two look at each other.



XOXO
J

I'd Like To Thank Papa P's Sperm!

In honor of Fathers Day weekend, I thought it would be more than appropriate to pay tribute to Rob's Dad, Mr. Pattinson. Such a grand man he is for having such great sperm contributing to the birth of such a heavenly creature....

Oh hai Papa Pattinson! 

How nice of you to say hello!

He's such a sweet sweet man. He even takes time to sign autographs...

Aww look at him, concentrating so intently.

You can tell he's super proud of his family.

Thank you to Papa P's vigilant sperm (and of course Mrs.P's lovely egg) for giving us THIS:

WAIT FOR IT...........

Cue the ethreal trumpets!

Good Gawd...Rob.

I need a cold shower. STAT!

How about if I pay tribute to my own Dad, that's as good as a cold shower.

My Dad is pretty kick ass. We may have not always seen eye to eye as I was a teenager, but he always had the best intentions and has made it his life mission to take care of my Mom, Sister & I.  He just loves us girls with an intense passion.  AND, he never fails to remind us of how proud he is.

That said, I thought I'd share some pictures:

My Dad in the middle, circa 72? No clue.

With my dad in 81?

 On Oahu in 92.

On my 30th birthday.

With ES.

With his future son in law in Maui 2011.

With his ancestors ;)

CLASSIC.

Hope you enjoyed & that I didn't bore ya!

Hope everyone that has a Father in their life, or had one in their life, pays tribute to them this weekend.

Oddly enough, mine is leaving to go to Palm Springs with my Mom and some of their friends this weekend. At least he'll have a blast!

XOXO J

Ash Buys Flowers On A Whim. I'm Jealous.

The lovely Ashley Greene was spotted doing a bit of grocery shopping at a Whole Foods in LA yesterday after a work out at the gym.

*Yes these are pap pics, but if you look at the other pics here, she seems very happy & not bothered*

It must be nice to just buy some flowers on a whim. That may sound silly, but I'm sure she didn't look at the price tag. In fact, do you ever really look at the price of grocery store items as a celeb? I guess it depends on your personality.  I could see Kristen totally looking to see how much something costs, but I'm not quite sure about Ashley.

I have always wondered...do celebs that are uber big (I'm talking Brad & Angelina status) monitor their own checking & savings accounts?  I'm sure they have multiple accounts, like one that is for every day items and one for big purchases, as well as a whole slew of investment accounts.  But for celebs like Ashley, who aren't there yet...I'm curious. 

I'm sure Rob has people that do all that stuff for him. I wonder if he even knows his worth at this point?

"You mean I get paid for this stuff?!"

What are your thoughts on how celebs manage their finances?  Do you think it depends on how much your worth, or more so the type of person you are....down to earth despite your fame, or a bit removed from reality.

XOXO J

Solo-Session-Inducing

So who said you couldn't have Bloody Mary Sunday on a Saturday morning in Palm Springs? No one? Oh....ok.  Thought it was a genius intro.

Maybe not.

Anyhoo, I'm back from Palm Springs!

No...that sparkly thing isn't Edward...

Side note: You'd never believe how much $$$ we saved by making our drinks in the room and sneaking them into the pool.  My Mom's hip water bottle was a godsend. We had Bloody Mary's mid-morning & vodka + O-Organics Tropical Soda in the afternoon.

I got home Sunday afternoon, but was a bit sunburned and just felt like chilling out sans blogging. However, it's not like I didn't go looking for new Rob pics the shortly after I got home.  That's just a given. And speaking of, look what surfaced.....

Rob on the set of Cosmopolis lookin' mighty Fifty.

Seriously people. Do you think he's f*cking with us? Toying with us for better choice of words? He must have ready MOTU. That's definitely why he took the roll. The sweet boy that he is, thought he'd give us all a thrill by playing someone that closely resembles Mr. Fifty Shades. 

Really Rob?! Did you think it would be a thrill? Um....it's more like a panty ripping, solo-session-inducing lust fest. Thanks Rob. Thanks ALOT!

Psssst...if you think I'm really complaining, please go jump off a cliff. K. Thanks. Bye.

Let's see, what else happened recently.....oh yes, I remember!

Wait for it..............................................

There's gonna be a Breaking Dawn panel at Comic Con! Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nope, I don't have tix YET. AND dagnabit, I can't take anymore time off of work.  I really hope someone comes through. As @TwiloveSue pointed out, they'll probably do the panel on Thursday. Booooo.  To think, the entire cast will be 4 blocks from my office. I hope to gawd they do something at the historic Gaslamp Theatre like they did 3 years ago. I work 1 block from it. So technically I could run out on my lunch and scream like a rabid fan girl. I kid.........about the screaming.
Ok, worst case scenario I don't get hooked up with CC tix, I definitely plan to attend a Breaking Dawn Convention in LA, should they have one. Insiders say they will, I'll believe it when I see the link go up :)

Alrighty folks, that's it for now.

XOXO J

Deadward

Deadward...

... he kills me.
I know this photo is days old now but had to express how much I love, love, LOVE the difference in their skin colors. THIS contrast is how I imagined it should have been all along.




Miss you h00rs,
ES
xox

Sweet, See Ya Soon!

"And just where do you think you're going Ms. Jen"

"Huh???"

"What do you think I said...use your brain Ms. Jen"

"I'm going to Palm Springs wtih my Mom for the weekend.

But I won't be gone long...trust me."

"I'll be waiting...."

"Sweet, see ya soon!"

psssst...I will not be held responsible for any drunk tweets that arise from this weekend....just sayin'.

XOXO J