*Warning: Frequent use of the word F*CK.
I am continually amazed at how Rob can go from adorkable to fuckhawt within minutes. Ok maybe not minutes, but with a change in hair cut/style and/or expression, he can look quite different. Let's call it "versatile."
Case & point:
Here we have MTV Movie Awards 2009 Rob. Unlike some of you, I didn't mind the blue jacket...in fact, I think he looked pretty damn fuckhawt. This Rob screams, "I'd like to take you home, share some Greygoose, and fuck you silly."
Then we have MTV Movie Awards 2010 Rob. This Rob was a whole different beast. Not fuckhawt (don't get me wrong, not saying he's not fuckable) but so damn adorkable it hurts. This Rob doesn't necessarily scream sex, as he does "take me home & I'll spoon you while listening to your feelings."
Let's revisit fuckhawt Rob again, aka GQ Rob. This Rob screams to me, "I can burn a hole through your panties in 3.4 seconds, by simply looking your way."
Just when your panties are recovering from fuckhawt Rob, adorkable Rob strikes again. This Rob screams "I'm just a silly Brit that drinks too much & would love to charm the panties off of you with my quick wit & a few strokes of my guitar."
(I'm game for that...just sayin')
And in case you have been living under a HUGE BOULDER, take a look at this newly released outtake...
If that's not FUCKHAWT, then I quit.FUCK ME! (now?)
Did you see the new WFE set pics from TODAY JUNE 9th??? No? Go here. Here's wearing a suit and he looks hawt & adorkable...yes, at the same time.
XOXO J
Which do you prefer, FUCKHAWT or ADORKABLE? Or both? Tell me, in the comments!
You are too funny and spot on! I knew your post was going to be great once I took a look at "Warning: Frequent use of the word F*CK". Love it!!!
ReplyDeleteLets see to drool over I prefer fuckhawt Rob... but adorkable Rob is a guy that even I could get into my bed lol. So for my preference lets just go with adorkable, I'd 'spoon' with adorkable Rob anyday. Where can I sign up?
I'll take him either way. GQ and Details Rob is so hot it's almost TOO hot. I am seriously digging the short hair he's sporting now.
ReplyDelete@Kassie- If I ever find out where you can sign up, I'll probably keep it a secret. I want first dibs on spooning! LMAO!
ReplyDelete@Mox- Me too...I'll take him any way I can get him. I liked his short hair at first, but now I think it's the cut I don't like...the different layers...almost military looking. But, that was probably popular then (for WFE time period)...
Fuckhawt Rob, 100%. I love me some sexy, smoldering Rob.
ReplyDeleteI think adorkable Rob (though he makes me smile) would get really annoying after awhile.
Ohhhh, adorkable, all the way! I can't help it.
ReplyDeleteSpelled SUIT wrong...fixed it. Feeling lame now...accidentally added an "e".
ReplyDeleteI prefer to look at pics of fuckhawt Rob, although I think I would find him intimidating in RL, were I ever to meet him. I would rather hang out with adorkable Rob. Although, like Twilight Junkie, I might have the urge to slap him after a bit. But... maybe that's how you make fuckhawt Rob come out to play???
ReplyDeleteOMG, I was thinking the same thing!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I agree. There are times where he's cute, even adorable. Or maybe he's just chillin, going to the gym. Great, whatever. Right?
Then there is the GQ outtake and fuck me, if that is not one of his hottest pics ever!! The outfit, is fucktastic, the hair/spot on. The stance, the fingers near his lips. FUCK!!
Thatisall...
I love this post! There's not much that man can do that would make him any less desirable! A man for all seasons/moods/dates - what a guy ;)
ReplyDelete@MB- LMAO!!! ~~~> "I might have the urge to slap him after a bit. But... maybe that's how you make fuckhawt Rob come out to play???"
ReplyDelete@HG- It is truly one of the hottest pics of a man I have ever seen. Everything in it screams "FUCK ME NOW."
@Raitz- He is indeed a man for all seasons/moods/dates etc...wow.
xo J
I'm a greedy bitch...I'll take him both ways
ReplyDeleteGotta have options depending on which way my mood is swinging... ;)
Do I prefer him fuckhawt or adorkable? The answer is yes :)
ReplyDeletedayum - not choosing. i want them both. (wiping drool from chin) thanks for the yummy shots.
ReplyDeleteIt's so true! he doesn't pose for the camera as much as he eyef*cks it.
ReplyDeleteThat giddy grin on his face at the MTV awards was all about Kristen.
Fuckhawt or adorkable? Just nekkid would do me fine, because I'm so easy to get along with.
ReplyDeleteFuckhawt Rob made me sit up (or perk up!!!) and take notice but adorkable Rob had me at Hiya! (lol common Brit Hello) My lady parts tingle at the hawt but the heart rolls over as soon as he opens up his mouth and giggles!
ReplyDelete@edwardsisobel- I know your currently in AU, but do you happen to originally be from England? Just curious..my Mom was born there.
ReplyDeleteI was born and raised here in Au, but my family hails orginally from the UK. I lived in London briefly with a s/o and have family who visit here and we visit there (infrequently because we aussies are so freakin far away from anywhere!)Because of the family, I have on occasion, a slight english accent, probably picked up from my gran who lived in Yorkshire or my other gran who grew up in Wales. Where in the UK was your mum from?
ReplyDelete@edwardsisobel- My Mom was born in Surrey (Cheam to be sxact.) My Papa (grandfather) took a job here in San Diego when she was 6, and they never left. She lost most of her accent, but my Grandparents kept theirs. I have been to England 3 times, really have the itch to go back, but not doing too well financially...so it will have to wait.
ReplyDeletexo J