Who knew Mrs. P was such a lush?

Did we mention that we invited Mrs. P to come to the convention with us? Yup! She was ridiculously giddy. Of course she insisted on riding front and center (cough...attention h00r...cough.) Unfortunately, I had to tell her she was blocking the speedometer. She thought I was being ridiculous, and that I should drive FAST, like Edward. I reminded her that we had to make it up to LA in one piece if we all wanted to see Rob. That pretty much shut her up. Here's a quick re-cap of her adventure with us.

Here she is bright eyed & ready for ROB.




She was pissed some b*tches were taking forever on the red carpet.




Here she is, barely visible in front of the Cullen Crest.

Here she is with us at Pink Taco posing in front of a delicious Rasberry Mojito.
After the mojito, she kept screaming"Pink Taco!"...kinda like she had tourettes.

Here she is enjoying Pink Taco's amazing chips.
I don't think she gets yummy Mexican in her hood.

Sadly enough, she ate a bit too much at Pink Taco and missed out on the vendor area. She ended up sleeping off her lunch in my bag.

But I must say, the girl recovers quickly...

Here she is posing in front of our delicious Diamond Dragonfly mango somethingrather
vodka drinks. She thoroughly enjoyed hers!

After her Vodka drink, she decided to finish off ES's Bloody Mary from earlier...lush.
I must admit though, she's funnier & even wittier drunk.

At this point Mrs. P was starting to fade a bit. She insisted we order some vodka Red Bulls to perk up. I said it wasn't such a good idea for me, but she insisted. She's so cute when she's trying to get her way.

After the Vodka Red Bulls Mrs. P started squeeing all about how excited she was to finally see The Precious in person. She stammered on and on about it. She said she absolutely had to find out if he had an uncircumcised peen, and that maybe if she snuck backstage she could pounce on him without anyone seeing. I tried explaining that that might not be a good idea, & that she could get arrested.

At this point she was beyond reason, and before I knew it, attempted to make a run for it. I started laughing, but had to put my foot down.

Don't worry, I didn't hurt her. She just needed to sober up a bit.

Unfortunately she spent the rest of the afternoon in my bag. Being the stylish lady that she is, hanging out in my Michael Kors bag wasn't so bad. From there, she was able to see & listen to Rob...safe from arrest.

We had tons of fun with her!

Thank you for joining us Mrs. P!!!!


Side note: Mrs. P, we are ashamed to say that we didn't get an autograph for you, nor did we fold you up into an airplane & gracefully send you flying towards the stage at Rob. Hopefully you forgive us :)

It's not quite a celebrity autograph, but we hope it will suffice.

Other random yet super cool stuff below!

*Go to ROBSESSED for a ridiculous amount of Rob pics & vids from the last couple of days. I am overwhelmed with how many videos I want to watch. Maybe I'll just whole up in bed one day and have a Rob vid marathon.

*If you are a Kristen Stewart fan, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND taking the time to watch Part 1 & Part 2 of her press conference interview. her answers are very insightful and it made me respect her even more. It takes 25 minutes to watch both, so bookmark them for later if you don't currently have time. CLICK HERE.

*Also just found a KICK ASS Nightline Interview with Rob from Sat. He talks Robsten...kind of!!!
CLICK HERE, to see it. Skip to about 3.17 to for Robsten talk.

*Miss my LA Twilight Eclipse Convention post? Here is is: Part1 & Part 2

XOXO J