It Smells Like a Freakin' Egg Roll....

First of all, may I point out that as I went to create this post, I realized that the last time I posted was exactly 1 year and 1 day ago. FREAKY DEAKY! That means Charlie was 6.5 months. What the what?! No way. He's now 18 mos. But we can talk about that later. This was just posted today by a friend on Facebook and I'm LMFAO DYING. Not sure how old it is, but it's not one of the vids I have seen before.

Jacob: "Can you train a pig?"

Edward: "To do what?"

Jacob: "Like harm my Grandpa..... & Grandmama..."

Edward: "Uh, you're looking for an assassin pig?!"

For some stupid reason it won't let me imbed it. So go HERE to check it out. I promise you won't be disappointed.


XOXO J

I Could Barely Choke Back My Pizza!

and I almost choked on said pizza...

Well, hello there, long time no see..er..blog!

WARNING:

PAP PICS AHEAD

I know - I keep expecting to NOT hyperventilate when I see pics of Robsten...but come on, I can't help it! And I realize you're probably hyperventilating that I actually posted. Heh.

Here they are, bumming around LA, hanging with KStew's bestie, Pouty Scouty......

*They're holding hands!* 

<3

MANY more pics HERE

Just Hope My Vag Can Take It.

Yah, yah, I'm way late to the party in posting this, but I couldn't NOT put it on Twired...what kinda blogger would I be?

It's the Breaking Dawn part 2 full teaser trailer!

I assume they're still referring to it as a teaser trailer, because we'll be treated to more moresels of delight in the coming months. 

Gah!

I love how this reignites my love for Twilight as a whole...much like those schmexy pics of Rob at Cannes reignited my Robsession. Need a reminder?

Yup, I thought so.

One of the things I'm most looking forward to is seeing Bella as a Vamp, and from what this shows, it's going to be awesome. She'll still be "Bella," but faster, more confident & of course sexier.  Did you see the look of crazy determination on her face at the the end of the clip as she's running towards the Volturi? You can feel the visceral passion she has to protect her family.

And Edward, OH. MY. GAWD.  He looks absolutely gorgeous. Heartbreakingly beautiful. I might need to bring some puppy pee pads or a Sham Wow to the theater. Mind you, I will have recently given birth by the time Breaking Dawn part 2 comes out...just hope my mangled vag can take it.

Thoughts?

XOXO J

MORE BD PART 2 BAD ASS-NESS via EW.

Oh yeah, the EW pics are out. If these don't reignite your excitement for BD Part 2 this November, then I don't know what will?!

She really does look like she could be Robsten's! 

<3

Bad Ass Mrs. Cullen!

Awww.

And the one we have prayed about....

WAIT, he's not shirtless?!?

WTF?

Ok, I'm not complaining, look at those arms.

In the words of @Jaymes805 "Dear Magic Mike, YOU MISSED ONE!"

SQUEEEE!

MORE PICS HERE

XOXO J