It Smells Like a Freakin' Egg Roll....

First of all, may I point out that as I went to create this post, I realized that the last time I posted was exactly 1 year and 1 day ago. FREAKY DEAKY! That means Charlie was 6.5 months. What the what?! No way. He's now 18 mos. But we can talk about that later. This was just posted today by a friend on Facebook and I'm LMFAO DYING. Not sure how old it is, but it's not one of the vids I have seen before.

Jacob: "Can you train a pig?"

Edward: "To do what?"

Jacob: "Like harm my Grandpa..... & Grandmama..."

Edward: "Uh, you're looking for an assassin pig?!"

For some stupid reason it won't let me imbed it. So go HERE to check it out. I promise you won't be disappointed.


XOXO J

If You Don't Watch It All, At Least Watch @ 1.32. OMFG! LMAO!

I am probably way effing late to this hilarious party, but um, have you seen this?!?! Is Rob reading Twitarded?

Could Rob be reading OUR blogs?! PMSL.

 Start @ 1.32 if you want skip to the point ;)

BTW, the whole video is pretty damn funny. Worth a watch when you have some time.

Yah I'm probably super ass late & missed this whole thing, but holy shit my mouth was left gaping open. He he. Like Rob saying "hobo" when I was at the Kimmel taping. Classic.

XOXO J

So Much Cuteness, I Just Can't Take It!

This morning I watched the livestream of Robsten's  Rob, Kristen & Taylor's hand/footprint ceremony at Grauman's Chinese Theater in Hollywood.

Needless to say I have had a very unproductive first half of my work day. Oh well, these things don't happen every day.  These next couple of weeks are going to be trouble for me. Sure, I'm going to the convention, but I know I'll be glued to twitter/other blogs up until BD1 comes out. I feel that there's more excitement in the air about BD1, vs Eclipse...is it just me?

Anyhoo, onto the pics I snagged from here. 

Pssst, they aren't in chronological order....and it's stressing me out a bit, but I'm too lazy and trying to get this posted asap ;)

The sun was in their eyes the entire time, poor kids.

This is classic & I'm totally LMAO at the look on Rob's face.  So cute that KStew grabbed their hands.

She seemed very excited, overwhelmed & at one point even looked at Taylor and mouthed "I'm shaking!"

This pic has me thinking all about Robsten ff. Just sayin'.

Woohoo! So very cool.

I'd pay to be Kristen's hand.

Love.

I <3 Robsten.

Did you guys watch? What did you think?

Off to TRY and get some work done.

XOXO J

Happy Birthday To You....

TAYLOR LAUTNER!

TLaut, Taycob, Tay...whatever you may call him...

is 19 today!

Trust me when I say that if I was 15, I'd be all over his sh*t. In fact, the boys ass kinda makes me moist. And that scene in Eclipse where he's leaning up against the car all laid back and oooozing sex? Yeah, I'm *cough pervert cough* into it.

Team Jacob? Hell no.

Team Taylor...hell no.

But, I do appreciate the fact that he's a "fine young man" ....

[who I'd let stick his peepy in my vag should I ever get the opportunity...there, I said it]

Sure.

Since I'm in an appreciating mood, let's appreciated this fine young semen..I mean specimen:

*This is gay, but whatev'* I was lazy and stole it from here.

YUMMY.

My s/o wears pants like these, but his stomach doesn't quite look like this.

Oh..snap!

"Hey there Bella..."

Always gotta represent *LISA* w/ the blk & wht.

XOXO J

Backstage at the PCA's...my way.

Let's take a look backstage at the PCA's, shall we?

Couldn't resist.

:)

I must say, Taylor looked VERY handsome, despite his canine ways...and Rob, well....dare I say it... was teetering on the edge of super adorkable. I mean really...he was probably super exhausted from all that crazy fake vamp sex earlier in the day & I'm sure KStew sucked it on the plane ride over...Can't blame the man for looking a little...flushed...


What I don't understand is how he goes from this:

Heartstoppingly adorkable.

....to this:

Heartstoppingly gorgeous.

Yum.

Ok, let me mop up for a second.......................................

Ok, I'm good.

I wasn't diggin' his "members only" jacket, as some of you so affectionately called it. It was like Grey Poupon and Hummus had a kid....an ugly kid. But I'm guessing he was just trying to match Ms. Stewart.

Whiiiich brings me to Robsten. Oh Robsten, how I love thee so. They looked precious together as always. And did ya'll see the little attempted hand grab on Rob's part as they all got up to receive their award? You could totes tell that Kristen was busy trying to pull her dress down as he did it...Did you all also see the lower back touching???!!! So adorable.

Cheers to you Robsten!

XOXO J

TCA ROB! His Eyes Are To Die For.

The Teen Choice Awards air Monday night August 9th at 8pm ET/PT. You know I just watched the live stream for the Twi peeps...saw Alex Meraz and Ashley Green. No Rob :( But I don't blame him. I'm sure the TCA's did not have enough earplugs to hand out...or the right amount of security! Those teen girls can be crazy...(cough..not as crazy as us...cough)

Without further mumbo jumbo, here are the first pics of Rob!!! Oh, and Taylor & Ashley too.

OMG his eyes look AMAZING in that shirt!

Awww I miss KStew :( Ash looks beautiful as always.



SWOON!


LMAO, Rob w/ Katy.


Love you Rob.


MORE PICS AS THEY COME. STAY TUNED.

Here's a vid of Ash on the TCA mixed colored carpet :)

...and here's Mr. MOS...aka, Jackson Rathbone.




*Tons More Pics Here!

XOXO J

Total Eclipse of My Heart! (SPOILERS)

Sat afternoon I met ES at a smaller theater to see Eclipse for the 2nd time. I smuggled in some cheap champagne splits for us to share, and we giggled like school girls as we poured them over ice into graciously provided Pepsi cups for our "water" :) I believe most Twitards would agree that seeing the movie for the first time is similar to opening all of your presents on x-mas morning when you were a little kid. You rip through each present in a state of utter euphoria, barely able to focus on what's in front of you. You've anticipated x-mas morning for so long that when it finally happens, it's all a blur. Needless to say, seeing Eclipse for the second time allowed me to absorb it all a bit better. Speaking of....I think my panties were the ones doing all of the "absorbing." One word....ROBWARD.

Ok, I need to stay focused here. Without a doubt, Eclipse was my favorite book. It provided me with both the perfect mix of action & romance. I'll admit I had my doubts about David Slade. But he did a phenomenal job at bringing both the romance & the action to the big screen. He made it tangible. He blew me away. However, we can't have a Twilight Saga movie re-cap without making fun of some stuff now can we?

Stuff that bugged the shit out of me:

*Bella's wig in the opening meadow scene, when she's in FL w/ Renee & one other time that for the life of me I can't remember (could be the champagne...now not then.) Granted I was worried it would be bad the whole time, which it wasn't. BUT when it was bad, it was horrible. I mean really? Who the f*ck has a hairline like that?! And it was always changing...one day it was light brown and wavy, the next it was dark brown and plastered to her head. Seriously? Do people NOT notice these things when they're in "post-production?" People, HIRE ME...I can watch the movie before it comes out and tell you about all the stupid shit you're missing.

Did Bella's forehead grow?
That isn't the worst of it...The pictures I want aren't
available online yet.

*Was that supposed to be FLORIDA? I know I am from CA, but that sure as hell didn't look like Florida. It looked like somewhere on the East Coast. Did I miss the palm trees?

*CHOP & CHANGE! I felt the beginning of the movie was kind of choppy. The first 3 or 4 scenes didn't flow. I have found that this has been the case with all of the Twilight movies thus far, which seems strange considering 3 different directors have given it a go.

*Riley...Aren't you supposed to be from FORRRRRRKS?! HEY DUDE...you let your Aussie accent slip through in the beginning. Just sayin'.

*Slumber party? Ok, even though I knew it wouldn't be in the movie, I was still disappointed that they left out the slumber party Alice attempts to throw for Bella the first time she is supposed to be "babysitting her" while Edward is hunting. You know the part in the book where she paints Bella's toes blood red & Esme orders in the best Italian from Port Angeles. I love that part because it's so awkward yet somehow so incredibly intimate. I also love how SM introduced THE BED for the first time. Bella's allowed to discover it on her own and makes the decision to sleep on the couch instead because she's stubborn and doesn't like the idea of people, particularly Edward, doing things for her. Needless to say I prefer the books version.

*Victoria. Ok....Bryce if you ever read this, I want you to know that I think you are so absolutely beautiful in person as well as extremely humble and sweet. OK?! Good.
This Victoria sucked. Unfortunately Bryce looks too sweet & wasn't intimidating enough as Victoria. It's not her fault. She spoke too softly & didn't have the cat-like qualities of Rachelle Lefevre. And by the way "wig people," Cher wants her hair back.

CHERTORIA?

On to the stuff that rocked:

*The opening meadow scene (despite the wig). Holy Robward HOTNESS!!!!!!!!! He looked amazing throughout the entire movie. FINALLY he looked like the Greek God SM described. Granted Rob always looks that way to me, but this was the best "Edward Cullen" make up/hair/eyes by far.

"Edward Cullen" looked the way they described him in the book.
Thank you DS. Finally.

*The WHOLE engagement and leg hitch was phenomenal. The make-out session was perfect. Bella was sexually frustrated yet totally unsure of herself, and you could feel that Edward wanted her just as bad. You could also feel him struggling with his morals. The dialogue was sexy yet awkward...and the way he proposed to her took my breath away. He looked so captivated by her...swoon!

*Swoooooon*

Um, was this an attempt at boob-grazing? I never saw this!
Maybe it was Robsten shenanigans that never made into the scene...

* When Bella is worried about Edward not feeling the same about her once she's been changed and he responds,"You'll always be my Bella." Then cracks a panty-melting smile. Swoon.

LOVE IT.

*The subtle & endearing moments between Alice & Jasper really got me. Like when they're gearing up for the fight...they share a couple of looks and Alice even steals a quick kiss. Did you notice the way they looked at each other? Anways.... Jasper's wig wasn't nearly as awful as I'd anticipated, based on the promotional photos. In fact, Jasper looked sexy. I'd say those flash backs scenes were pretty f*ckhawt too. Is it just me, or does his voice just melt you?

*Jacob. I will always be Team ROBWARD, however I'm not dead. He looked HAWT. Especially when he was standing by his car at the treaty line to pick up Bella. There I said it. Don't judge me.

Of course this is the only still I can find.
I really wouldn't refuse the opportunity to rub my hands up & down his abs.
Just sayin'.

*The graduation, though not the same as the book, (it lacked the sense of urgency as Edward finds out Bella's theory) was awesome. I even got a little choked up at the thought of Bella's reaction to Jessica's ironic speech & Charlies look of pride as she receives her diploma.

*The Vamps. Eclipse is the first movie where I really felt the Vampires were the most believable. I think they got the eyes right this time. Edwards go from golden when satiated to black when hungry just like in the books. They all look beautiful, yet intimidating at the same time. I was afraid DS would make them look too Zombie-like, and he didn't....thank gawd.

*Tent scene ROCKED! It's right up there with the engagement/leg hitch scene. The tent location was very much how I'd envisioned it & the dialogue was awesome. Once again, thank you DS.

*The final fight scene was INCREDIBLE. I had chills the entire time and cannot wait to see it in IMAX. I was also very impressed with the CGI work. The wolves were all so believable.

I feel like I'm missing quite a bit. Maybe I'll do another post once I have seen it a 3rd and 4th time... Though I will say that without a doubt, Eclipse is my favorite of the 3 so far. I will always have a soft spot for Twilight. It may not have been a stellar movie, but it's the first one that brought SM's visions to life outside of our own imaginations. And, it will always be like a security blanket to me.

Next up, Eclipse in IMAX! I can't wait. ES & I shall be seeing it sometime this week...for a 3rd time.

THANK YOU DAVID SLADE!

If you don't have a blog, or are not going to blog about it...what did you think? Likes, dislikes?

XOXO J

Shmorgishborg of Eclipse Premiere Photos!

Oh my gosh everyone....my mind is whirling! I watched the "black carpet" coverage tonight primarily from E online. No offense to any other live streams, but it was easier to just stick to one, and I felt "E" talked directly to us...if that makes sense? I was fortunate enough to chat with Dangrdafne & 17foreverlisa during the second half of the live stream. It was a blast to be able to squeeeee together as a 3-some. Thanks girls! I puffy heart you big time!

And without further adieu, THE PRECIOUS...aka...ROBERT PATTINSON! And of course, the rest of the Twifecta at the Los Angeles Premiere of Eclipse!

I admit, at first I was like "WTF?! Is he channeling Hugh Hefner?!"

But then he looked at the camera and smiled and I got over it real fast.
And, the suit looks better in photos than it did on the live stream.



Loving Kristen's dress from the back, but it didn't fit as well in the front.
Not loving the 1 armed thing. But that's just me.
Again, she could wear a paper bag and I'd think she'd look amazing.

Nothing like some Robsten Love.
Come to think of it, they never took any pics together at the New Moon Premiere.
Maybe Summit finally gave up!

Rob: "Get ready, I'm going to tear you up later..."
Kristen: "I'm counting on it."

I love seeing the way they look at each other. It's precious.

Obligatory Taylor photo ;)
He does look handsome, but pretty much always wears the same type of suit.

Twifecta!

Holding on for dear life...hey, if he was mine I would too!

Ok folks, that is all for now. I know more amazing pics and video are going to surface tomorrow, but just wanted to give you a glimpse. It was great to be able to watch it via the internet. Felt like I was there...sort of. I kept looking for Twilove1 (Sue) but couldn't find her. Though a pic of Sue, Linda & the daughters has surfaced...WITH THE PATTINSON SISTER'S!

Sue's daughter Nicole is in green & Sue is to the right of her...the little blonde ;)
Linda, her daughter and their friend are there too!
OMG they are meeting Pattinson blood!

Stay tuned, I hope to post more pics and vid soon. It's just all so overwhelming. Can you believe Eclipse comes out on Tues/Wed!?!? SQUEEEEE! AND, we have two more movies after this! Yay for BD being split into 2!

What did you think of the clothes? Robsten? Everything?! Tell me, in the comments!

P.S.

Thx to @LuvsMeSumEdward, this was too good to pass up!

*Source: Eclipemovie.org/Robsessed

XOXO J

Awkward Adorkability

*This is a long one, don't say I didn't warn you...lotsa pics!*

I am currently on an MTV movie awards Robsten high at the moment. I probably shouldn't even work today...I'm having heart palpitations for Robs sake. The mere fact that I'm so Twired from seeing Rob & Kris on the awards show makes me a little worried as to how I will react on Sat ;) There is so much I want to say, & am not sure any of it will come out sounding reasonable, let alone sane. Maybe I'll just start listing stuff, cause gawd knows I am in no condition to make sense.

* I LOVED the intro with TC as "Les Grossman." Seeing Rob & Tay look like a couple of guys from Chips was hilarious.

* Sooo many Twi-references right off the bat!

* I was besides myself giddy that Robsten was sitting together. Beside myself ;)

* Did you see when Kristen got up to accept her Best Female Performance award and she had to maneuver around Rob? She had her left hand on his arm, and her right hand on his stomach as she walked around him, Stephanie Ritz and Manager Nick. So adorable.

* Did you see Kristen trip in true KStew fashion as she & Rob got up to accept best kiss? LMAO!

*Rob, Kris & Taylor seemed super relaxed & happy when they introduced the new Eclipse clip. Unlike at the VMA's where they seemed to be a bit uptight & didn't sit in the audience. I'm happy to see them all happy.

*Loved the new Eclipse clip, & it was longer than I had anticipated. I noticed that they mushed about 3 different parts of the book into one movie scene...not sure how I feel about that.

* And, OMG BEST KISS!!! I am not quite sure where to begin. I think that they planned to do the whole awkward scripted attempt at a kiss, but that Kristen freaked out and got too nervous. Rob was just like "F*ck it," and grabbed her towards the end...What do you think?

*Love that Rob mentioned Kristen at the end of his Best Male Performance/Global Superstar acceptance speech. SQUEEE!

*Lastly (best believe I'm making this one bold) I know Kristen is already starting to get backlash for being extra nervous and goofy. Articles are starting to say that she was ungrateful and acted aloof. I think the complete opposite. I totally agree that she was EXTRA KStew-ish this time around, however I think it's nerves. She was probably even more nervous because of the fact that this was the first time that she & Rob really acted like a couple at a public event. Call me crazy, but I feel in my heart of hearts that she is nothing but grateful...for everything.

Let's take a break from my Twiredness, shall we? Up for a little MTV Movie Awards 2010 PIC SPAM?



I think she looked HOT. Didn't love the Dolce & Gabana dress, however like I have said in the past, she would look good in a potato sack.



Kristen accepting her Best Female Performance Award.



Robsten backstage!



Rob accepting his Best Male Performance Award as well as Global Superstar Award.



Rob, Kristen & Taylor introducing the new Eclipse clip!



Best Kiss shenanigans :)



Love how she mocks herself.



I think Rob is soooo ADORKABLE & Kristen is soooo AWKWARD!!! To me, it's a match made in heaven. I think the only other person that would 100% agree with me is one of my bloggy besties Lisa @ 17foreverlisa! I thought about you quite a bit during the show!
*muah!*



FACEPUNCH! PMSL!!!



OMG, I love how he just decided "f*ck it" and kissed her.


Cast of NM accepting Best Movie Award.
Love them all!

And because of course I can't resist, here's the Best Kiss Vid!

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

What are your thoughts on the awards? Rob? Kris? Robsten? Eclipse clip? Tell me in the comments!

P.S. What's a Twart? Elusive S explains here.

*Picture source

XOXO J