Are You Fooooorks Bound?

As quite a few of you know, I can't make it to Forks this year becase I'm getting married that same exact weekend. Go figure.  However, I feel so blessed that I was able to go and experience the trip of a life time back in 2010. 

So if you're going, how about

getting your hands on one of these babies!?

CLICK HERE to get a hat, sweatshirt, t shirt etc...

XOXO J



Forks Vids...FINALLY!

*YES, 2 posts in 1 night...couldn't help it!* Didn't see the 1st...it's a bit of a venting session.

I was getting frustrated, because I couldn't figure out how to get vids from my blackberry onto my laptop. Who knew they were already hiding in a file called blackberry vids! Apparently when you plug in your USB cable, it syncs automatically.

I'm not that much of an idiot, but every time I opened my desk top manager, it wanted to put stuff on my blackberry, not take it off [she said that.] Anyhoo, as I said, I guess it syncs on it's own.

This first vid is one I took from the last night of Fooooorks shenanigans during the Twitarded speeches. You might want to start w/ the volume low and adjust as you go along. You know us Twitards, we squeeeeee ;)


This was our last night *sniff* in Forks at the Twilight Lounge...JJ & STY giving speeches..I think LKW got away with not being in this vid. h00r.




The next is driving back out to Rialto Beach with Cullenary Cursor, 17foreverlisa, Twilove_sue1, truebldtwilight, cupcakegirl76 & Mrs. P!




There is another one of me driving over the hood canal bridge, but I'll spare you :) But now that I know how this whole bb video thing works...watch out! Ooooh wait....

Here's a quick vid (turn down the volume) of our last 100 Monkeys Concert at the Viper Room in LA. We weren't as close as we have been in the past, but it's still Jackson....YUM.

Vid taken back in August :)





Thanks for watching! I'm such a techno tard.

XOXO J

A Sh*tload of Fooorks Pics & A Few Words :)

It's rare that I'm at a loss for words, but honestly I wasn't quite sure how to capture this amazing trip in one short post. I thought about re-capping every minor detail, but truthfully I believe pictures alone do some of the best story telling. In fact, isn't there some old adage about a picture being worth a thousand words?

In total, I took about 100 pictures of this epic adventure. I'm going to include some, not all of course, as I'm sure you'll see tons of picture circulating the blogs this week. Plus the Twitarded gals brought [dragged] a professional videographer & photographer with them (thank you to Gus and Paul!) Those pics & vids are going to be interesting, to say the least! There may or may not be a wedgie pick pic out there. I digress...

On to the pics, and more random thoughts at the end :)

About 45 minutes outside of Fooorks is Crescent Lake. It's stunning. That is all.



Thankf*ck I made it in time for the 3pm short-bus tour.
I stole this pic from Twitarded.

Bad Boys, watcha want? watcha want?

Mama Cougar, 17foreverlisa, Twilove1_Sue, ME, Cullenary Curser & Mrs. P all trying to get our sh*t together.

STY, JJ & LKW...our leading ladies...errr, dirrrrty h00rs.

w/ Twilove1_Sue

Cullenary Curser & I telling Team Jacob what we really think.

With JJ & Mrs. P at Rialto Beach. Go figure it was sunny.

This is where they fed us delicious shakes.

Can't f*cking believe we're here. FOOOOOOOOOOORKS!

The sign that greeted us on night 1. Almost made me cry. Gawd I'm a sap.

With my bloggy bestie 17foreverlisa!
Miss you dearly!

With my other bloggy bestie Mrs. P...rockin' our boots!
Miss you dearly!

Rialto Beach day 2...no sun! :)

Near the entrance of the Hoh rain forest.

SAY IT, OUT LOUD: "Ho's in the Hoh."

The pics just don't do it justice. At all.

I'll let you figure this one out ;)

I have no idea how Robsten kept a straight face while filming this. No clue.

Puuuurty.

With VitaminR70. Love this girl.

Gus filming the shenanigans of our last night.

LKW FINALLY got her big girl panties (from Red_bella) PMSL!

With TC aka @cupcakegirl76. She is AMAZING!

LKW & I rockin' out, now I can't remember what we sang. FML.
Someone forgot to tell me to suck in my stomach..geez!

VitaminR70 was gracious enough to let me "borrow" THE HAT ;)

With the h00rs that made this happen. STY, Myg, JJ, LKW & VitaminR70.
I love you girls...hardcore.


Had to ass this one (yup, I accidentally typed ass instead of add...I'll leave it.)
My fave of Mrs. P & I!


How about a HAPPY ENDING?
xoxo LKW!

I hope you enjoyed the pics, but truthfully they don't even begin to describe just how effing epic this trip was. A lot of us compared arriving to Forks on Thursday like arriving at summer samp. Though I never went to summer camp (thank gawd) I can see how they used that analogy. However, I think it was even better than that. Finally putting names with faces in person was incredible. I can truthfully say that everyone was amazing, and I loved each and everyone of you for your own individual personalities. I can only hope you all liked me as well. I only wish we'd had more time. There were so many of you I only had a chance to say a few words to :(

JJ, STY & LKW, thank you. Thank you for proposing this idea so long ago, and thank you for making this trip an adventure of a lifetime. The trip became so much more than Twilight...it was a chance to seal friendships that were originally created in this crazy ass blogosphere. I'm so thankful I was able to meet you in person. You made each and everyone of us feel important and appreciated and for f*cks sake, I feel like I'm going to cry again. I will NEVER EVER forget FOOOOOOOOOORKS!

Extra big hugs and smooches to my twitter bloggy besties 17foreverlisa, Mrs. P, Sue, TC, HG & CC...thx for letting me tag along with you in the van!

What do you say we do FOOOOOORKS 2011?!? Maaaybe, just maybe Rob will come this time? :)

P.S. Did anyone else take a pic of me giving LKW a driftwood blow job? Anyone?!

P.S.S Lisa & I went to Escala...and my big mouth got us in the door and up to the penthouse. Post coming soon!

XOXO J