*THUD* #RobCosmopolisPremiere

*THUD*

Because I have no words.....

I can't help but think he looks a little sad. But I'm sure that's 

just my mind running away from me into Robsten land.

More pics HERE & I'm sure they'll be updating frequently ;)

XOXO J

Finger Porn Hilariousness *UPDATED*

I'm not sure if hilariousness is even a word, but my computer didn't throw a red squiggly line under it, so I think I'm good.


Anyways, this morning pictures of the Precious surfaced again. Rob appeared to be leaving his parents London home, guitar & bags all packed, in route to the airport.  Now this isn't anything out of the ordinary, and I do feel a tiny bit shitty for posting this obnoxious pap pic.....BUT I had to share!


Not only is beardy Rob in full effect (and we all know I'm NOT a fan)....the awkward finger porn is out of control!

How big is TomStu's junk?

Sorry for the lame caption, it's what immediately came to mind. Anyhoo, we could totally do a CAPTION THIS PICTURE contest, but I have nothing to give away :(  You can still throw some in the comments if you'd like. I'm anxious to see what you pervs come up with.

Anyways, I'm hoping Rob is heading back to LA to spend New Years Eve with KStew, seeing as they spent X-Mas apart.  I know some peeps had their nickers in a twist over seeing Rob at a pub talking to a young Stephanie Meyer look-alike, but I'm not worried. Rob is allowed to talk to other females you know. And, do you think if he was cheating on KStew, he'd do it in front of prying eyes? Wait, who am I kidding? Rob wouldn't cheat on K anyways.

To see the rest of the hilariousness, go HERE.

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED ;) *sigh of relief*

You Can't Fool Us Rob!

Does Rob really think that all he has to do is grow a beard and we'll all have no clue who he is? Granted, I'm not a rocket scientist, but I know Rob when I see him ;)

I mean really Rob,  if you came walking through LAX disguised as one of these bearded dudes, then we might not know it's you.

Definitely NOT Rob.

Not Rob, but he does win for best beard. Is that a windmill? Hope so, because I'm severely distracted by his chin....it looks like a hairy ass, or vagina, depending on your perception....and I'm gonna puke.

Most definitely NOT Rob. But I do like the black and white.

Thinking of you @17foreverlisa

You can't fool us Rob, you sexy thang you.  [Side note:I'm not a fan of beardy Rob, not at all.]  But I suppose it makes you feel somewhat incognito...you know, with all those paparazzi chasing you around.
It's a mask...

Seriously though, we know what you look like without it...a hot piece of ass heart-breakingly beautiful man.

 Mmm I wish that was my finger between those lips...

There is no hiding the lip porn my dear friend. We see it & it's making us wet.

What's in your hot pocket Rob?

All silliness aside, I'm hoping Mr. Pattinson is heading to London to visit his injured love.

Speaking of her, have you seen this picture. When I was searching for the above link, I found a wiki site with this photo. Pretty neat, I think...

KStew on set of SWATH

*Pics of Rob @ LAX today 10/21. Source - Robsessed

Are you a fan of beardy Rob? Where do you think he's headed?


UPDATE: Rob was heading to PARIS for BD promotions with Ash Greene. Hmmm, Paris is not far to London :) Maybe he'll hop a short flight over after?

XOXO J