You Can Thank Me Later.

I would be doing the world a huge disservice by not sharing this tribute to Mr. Pattinson. Holy hell kids.... You can thank me later....after you have cleaned up the um....mess ;)

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*Found over at Robsessed*

XOXO J

Today Is Like A Robsten Holiday. *VID ADDED*

Of course, there are MUCH better pictures HERE, but I'm posting these two because they seemed the most endearing.

As wise Ms. @17foreverlisa likes to say (and I'm paraphrasing)...."I don't need proof, but sometimes it's nice to be inside the bubble for a moment."

Well said. And I agree 100%.  Today is like a Robsten holiday. Sigh....

PS And I'm pretty sure they knew cameras were watching. They're not stupid. They just seem not to care.

And a sweet little vid set to music :)

XOXO J

Happy Birthday Mr. Pattinson. You Still Make My Lady Bits Tingle.

My birthday wishes to Rob are indeed a day late, as I was out of town over the weekend. 

Let's hope I'm forgiven ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB. 

YOU STILL MAKE MY LADY BITS TINGLE.

I found this hilarious & very sexy tribute to Rob. I love how they threw in the "just the tip" Kimmel segment.

XOXO J

I Guess It's Time To Admit....

DG's not the Father.

heh.

*Thx to Lisa & her mad photo-shopping skillz!

XOXO J

Rob In The Waters of Malibu. Never Thought I'd See The Day.

I mean it when I say I never in a million years thought I'd ever get to see Rob in the ocean. This is a momentous occasion in my little world. Imagine being a passionate equestrian & getting to see pictures of Rob horseback riding. Imagine loving baseball (I'm talking to you LKW & 17foreverlisa)  & stumbling across pictures of Rob throwing out the first pitch at a major league ball game.....Yah, it's like that for me.

Growing up in San Diego, the water has been a huge part of my life. Not only did I live on a sailboat for the first 5 years of my life, I spent a good chunk of it swimming in the ocean.  Now Rob doesn't strike me as the oceanic type...nor does KStew for that matter. I mean he is a tall, relatively pale Britt. But a hot one, at that.  Anyhoo, seeing him in the water isn't as awkward as I envisioned. The pic of him running on the beach is kinda funny, but I'm willing to overlook it since his Adidas shorts dip quite low.

Psssst, Rob..didn't anyone tell you that you're supposed to wear Board Shorts?  No? It's ok, I'll let it slide.....like your sparkly peen in & out of my ----------

Sup Rob!

Love seeing his arms like that.

Good form. It's a great work out!

*CUE THE BAYWATCH THEME SONG*

FINGER PORN...even running on the beach.

Pull them down Rob, just a little further....

PLEASE SOMEONE CAPTION THIS OR USE IT IN A MANIP.

HILARIOUS.

So, anyone think he's doing this for a roll? For fun/exercise? Just curious what you think...

*Source

XOXO J

Lookin' Hot, Despite The Frizz & Goofy Grins.

It's so great to know that I'm not the only one who suffers from ungodly frizz when it's damp out. I even have straight hair, for the most part. It's probably one of my biggest pet peeves.   My first thought was to wonder whether or not it was raining in grand ol' Paris. Then I saw some pics of Rob outside amongst umbrella's, so yes, it was indeed a bit damp that evening. Kristen still looks smokin' hot at the Louis Vuitton/Marc Jacobs exhibit, despite the pesky bout of frizz.

I think she looks so hot!  Believe it or not, there are pics of her smiling, I just can't get them to upload.  You can find more HERE.

http://www.robstenation.blogspot.com/2012/03/kristen-at-louis-vuittonmarc-jacob-show.html

Clearly, blogger is being an asshole today and won't even let me create a hyper link. Jerk.

And on to Rob!

His pictures crack me up. How can someone so heartbreakingly gorgeous look hilariously aDORKable at times?  That's Rob for ya. Gotta love him.

Robsten left Paris last night/today(?) and I hope they're hopping a short flight to London to visit KStew's in laws Rob's lovely parents.

Only time will tell.

Aren't you loving all this Robsten-ness?! Gah! I am.  Sometimes we go through these extreme droughts and sometimes we're blessed with a cornucopia of Robsten goodness. Now is one of those times.  I know it most be super annoying to have paps follow them EVERYWHERE, but I must say that I'm glad they're out and about enjoying themselves.

That's it for now.

XOXO J

Finger Porn Hilariousness *UPDATED*

I'm not sure if hilariousness is even a word, but my computer didn't throw a red squiggly line under it, so I think I'm good.


Anyways, this morning pictures of the Precious surfaced again. Rob appeared to be leaving his parents London home, guitar & bags all packed, in route to the airport.  Now this isn't anything out of the ordinary, and I do feel a tiny bit shitty for posting this obnoxious pap pic.....BUT I had to share!


Not only is beardy Rob in full effect (and we all know I'm NOT a fan)....the awkward finger porn is out of control!

How big is TomStu's junk?

Sorry for the lame caption, it's what immediately came to mind. Anyhoo, we could totally do a CAPTION THIS PICTURE contest, but I have nothing to give away :(  You can still throw some in the comments if you'd like. I'm anxious to see what you pervs come up with.

Anyways, I'm hoping Rob is heading back to LA to spend New Years Eve with KStew, seeing as they spent X-Mas apart.  I know some peeps had their nickers in a twist over seeing Rob at a pub talking to a young Stephanie Meyer look-alike, but I'm not worried. Rob is allowed to talk to other females you know. And, do you think if he was cheating on KStew, he'd do it in front of prying eyes? Wait, who am I kidding? Rob wouldn't cheat on K anyways.

To see the rest of the hilariousness, go HERE.

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED ;) *sigh of relief*

Rob In My 'Other' Loves Home Town!

This just might be too much for me to handle...Rob doing a BD fan event in Stockholm, Sweden...where the other love of my life is from.

ASkars

What? Did you think I meant the hubs...silly girls.

Thank goodness Alex wasn't there, my vagina might have sploded'.  Now onto the beautiful pics of Rob.

Mmm, Rob's naughty look.

What's a Rob Twi fan event without some jaw porn?

So adorable, I can't take it!

*Source

He looks so beautiful. But what do you think of the black sweater? At first I thought it looked HOT...from a distance, but when I enlarged the pics, I saw it was sort of cable knit....and looked more like a woman's sweater. Wonder if he's taken a liking to borrowing KStew's clothes now? Is it payback time for all the clothes she's worn of his? Now if it was cream & a bit chunkier, it would remind me of that ever so sexy Vanity Fair photoshoot from long ago. Need a visual reminder?

I'm not sure about it, the black one. I like seeing him in something different, apart from his typical collared shirt and blazer...but the jury is still out.

Thoughts?

PS "Sploded" was originally invented by the adorable miss @LivingWithEdward

XOXO J

My Vag Might Splode'...Just Sayin'.

As some of you may know, I have been a little behind in my Rob porn searches as of late.  I know, work shouldn't be an excuse, but it is my friends, it is.  Combine that with writing out addresses for our wedding invitations, asking the parents for checks left and right, deciding on what type of shoes to get, what flavor of cake to choose, soaking up the So Cal sun since it appears we're actually going to have a summer, sending addresses to ES so she can send bridal shower invites, deciding on wedding favors etc etc...PHEW!...it's exhausting.  But like any normal Robsessed individual, I had to take some time out this evening to catch up...and boy was I glad I did.

I perused quite a few Cosmopolis set pics from this past week and frankly, my vag might splode'.
*splode'- courtesy of Mrs. P & LivingWEdward.

Let's move onto the pics, shall we?

This is probably one of my most favorite faces he makes. Happy Rob melts me.

And to think I saw this face from 5 ft away, 2nd row at the Kimmel show.

 Good Gawd Rob.

Sucking down the soda there Rob?

The boy has such LONG red legs!

You can't see me, but my head is level with his waist ;)

ADORKABLE ROB!

Rob might look like this if he was in jail.

And why does it look like he's wearing a diaper?

ADORKABLE finger porn!

"I'm a butterfly!"

JAW PORN.

THAT IS ALL.

You missed a bit, I can help....

This bitch just orgasmed in her pants.

Lucky h00r.

Well I feel a bit more caught up now, how about you?  Admittedly, I enjoyed these pictures much better that Rob in a tux.  Believe me, I love the boy in a tux, but his hair was doing NOTHING for me.  These on the other hand make my fleshy bits swell.

Love ya!

XOXO J

Not To Self:

Note to Jenny Jerkface self:

NEVER, EVER POOP IN RPATTZ LIMO.

You may only confuse drunk Rob...but poor Dean will have a heart attack.

;)

That is all.

XOXO J