You Can Thank Me Later.

I would be doing the world a huge disservice by not sharing this tribute to Mr. Pattinson. Holy hell kids.... You can thank me later....after you have cleaned up the um....mess ;)

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*Found over at Robsessed*

XOXO J

Happy Birthday Mr. Pattinson. You Still Make My Lady Bits Tingle.

My birthday wishes to Rob are indeed a day late, as I was out of town over the weekend. 

Let's hope I'm forgiven ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB. 

YOU STILL MAKE MY LADY BITS TINGLE.

I found this hilarious & very sexy tribute to Rob. I love how they threw in the "just the tip" Kimmel segment.

XOXO J

My Vag Might Splode'...Just Sayin'.

As some of you may know, I have been a little behind in my Rob porn searches as of late.  I know, work shouldn't be an excuse, but it is my friends, it is.  Combine that with writing out addresses for our wedding invitations, asking the parents for checks left and right, deciding on what type of shoes to get, what flavor of cake to choose, soaking up the So Cal sun since it appears we're actually going to have a summer, sending addresses to ES so she can send bridal shower invites, deciding on wedding favors etc etc...PHEW!...it's exhausting.  But like any normal Robsessed individual, I had to take some time out this evening to catch up...and boy was I glad I did.

I perused quite a few Cosmopolis set pics from this past week and frankly, my vag might splode'.
*splode'- courtesy of Mrs. P & LivingWEdward.

Let's move onto the pics, shall we?

This is probably one of my most favorite faces he makes. Happy Rob melts me.

And to think I saw this face from 5 ft away, 2nd row at the Kimmel show.

 Good Gawd Rob.

Sucking down the soda there Rob?

The boy has such LONG red legs!

You can't see me, but my head is level with his waist ;)

ADORKABLE ROB!

Rob might look like this if he was in jail.

And why does it look like he's wearing a diaper?

ADORKABLE finger porn!

"I'm a butterfly!"

JAW PORN.

THAT IS ALL.

You missed a bit, I can help....

This bitch just orgasmed in her pants.

Lucky h00r.

Well I feel a bit more caught up now, how about you?  Admittedly, I enjoyed these pictures much better that Rob in a tux.  Believe me, I love the boy in a tux, but his hair was doing NOTHING for me.  These on the other hand make my fleshy bits swell.

Love ya!

XOXO J

The Eagle Has Landed...Sort Of.

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Jackson Rathbone's... GIRLFRIEND?!! :(

So I finished up some studying on Friday night and decided to do a little bloggy-catchup and a little Jackson, Rob and PFach stalkarazzi... twired style.

I came across something on a Jackson fan site I wasn't happy about... at all. At first I thought it was a joke... I mean, the source wasn't one of you follower h00rs, so how accurate could it be? But there's just no way this photo could have been manipulated... well I suppose it's POSSIBLE but if it is a manip, it was done so impeccably. Sigh... even if it is real, it could just be a friend or a one-time thing, right? ...


... sigh...

Tell me it's not so!? I guess if nothing else, she looks kind of like me, so it's flattering... and maybe I'd have a chance after all.

...double sigh...

OK ladies, deep breath.













I mean it! Take a couple of deep breaths, prepare yourselves.

MJR + ES= :pq:

Hey! That IS me! The stalkarazzi must have caught us at the V Room a few weeks ago. BAHAHAHA.

xoxo
Elusive S Rathone, out.