Friday Finger Smellin' Funnies!

Hello there,
It may not be YOUR FRIDAY, but it is MY FRIDAY (or Sat, depending upon when you're reading this.) Wed is my Friday, Thurs is my Sat & Fri is my Sunday. Soooo, when you're all getting drunk and playing DML @ TSP on Friday night...think of me...poor Jen, boo-hoo, it will be my Sunday evening.

LMAO!

JK, I'll be right there with you all. I've never let a "Sunday" night stand in my way of drunk tweeting/DML-ing. :)

I have decided since yesterdays post was such a...





I thought I'd move on to a something a bit more lighthearted....making fun of Twilight. Nope, I'm not going to be the one, I'll leave that up to whomever came up with these hilarious posters. Personally, I always make fun of the people I'm closest to...ask one of my RL BFF's JB...Well I guess you can't really ask her, but you get the idea. I'm totally not offended when people make fun of Twilight in this way, in fact I find it quite entertaining. Though I can't help but wonder if the people that create these are closet Twi-hards themselves...I mean, why go to all the trouble?

Let's see, shall we?

Hmmm, E's takin' her from behind....nice.
On a side note, I never understood why they put Jasper with Rosalie & Alice w/ Emmett?
I know in the books R & J are supposed to be siblings...but wtf?

Um, DUH. He's trying to keep up his jock appearance for the humans. Eggs are full of protein you dumb-asses.

I'd call it crack, not crap. But you have a point.



Speaking of crap...

Points for creativity...reminds me of JJ...since she tends to talk about poop...ALOT.

The "cop" happens to be downstairs passed out on the sofa...If you'd read the books, you'd know that. So there.

Because it's laced with catnip you fool.

He he he..I thought they were pretty funny. Wait, what? You didn't find any of those funny? Hmmm well let's find a way to put a smile on your face...

Oops, this might not be smile inducing, in fact it might cause some sort of jealous rage.
Sorry. Rob does look ADORKABLE though...
Lucky biotch.

That's Rob on Ellen participating in a game Ellen called "Pattin' Pattinson." The girl got to feel up The Precious for gawds sake! Couldn't she just tell by his long legs? Why the F didn't she grab his flippers? Surely she could tell it was him by those....or by the smell of KStews vag ;)

Sooo jeaous of that girl. She can forever say she "Patted the Precious!" Chance of a lifetime.

Rob must have smelled it too..

Do you find these posters funny? Tell me, in the comments!

XOXO J