You'll never believe...

who knocked at my door last night!

So I was just minding my own business watching the news, sending off the occasional tweet...and drinking my favorite wine....

$4.49 at Vons....and sooo good.

...when all of a sudden, there was a knock at the door. Seeing as NST boyfriend was at work, I felt a bit nervous. Eh, it's probably one of the neighbors, I thought to myself. We're a tight group of random people...always knocking on each others doors for sugar, ice, beer....

I jumped up and opened the door, then proceeded to fall over backwards. I rubbed my eyes to make sure I wasn't dreaming....Standing before me, in all his Adonis-like glory...was this...err him...err...

The glow emanating from his skin was mesmerizing.

I stumbled & fumbled before he cracked a smile. He almost had to hold me up, which of course I didn't mind. Once I regained some sense of sanity, I asked if he'd like to cum I mean come in...I know, I know...dumb question. He gracefully floated through my front door. I wasn't quite sure what to say. I almost offered him a drink...silly me. He asked if I needed a human moment. I nodded my head and we proceeded to the kitchen so that I could get a glass of water.


I still could not believe my eyes. It was as if a mythical creature stood in my own kitchen....

I hope he didn't notice NST boyfriends beer...

After the shock wore off, we settled in nicely. He told me how he'd left Bella, and that he realized he needed to widen his circle of friends. Guess the Cullen's were grating on his nerves. I slugged back a few more glasses of wine, and excused myself for another human moment.

When I returned from the bathroom Edward was nowhere to be seen. I felt a stabbing in my gut, as if it had all been a dream...As I sulked back into my room to get ready for bed...I saw this...and mind you, almost passed out...again..

Edward, in MY bedroom.

I gulped...and asked him if he was sure. He said he was sick of Bella's twitchy, blinky & confused ways. I told him I was nervous, and that NST boyfriend would be home soon...He smiled widely, baring his teeth like a mountain lion...and had his way with me.


This is what I looked like after...you could say he was a little rough...

*Pic has been removed cause I think I was really grossing people out. Sowwwy.*

....but I liked it.


P.S. I'd like to gives NST bf a little credit during the making of this post..lmao..he gave me a few ideas. He actually wanted me to put cardboard Edward in our bed under the covers...Truthfully, I was afraid he'd break ;)

He was very supportive ;) See, he's washing the chicken for our dinner! Good boy.
P.S. Edward was less than thrilled with the smell...

XOXO J