Showing posts with label El Rey Theatre. Show all posts
Showing posts with label El Rey Theatre. Show all posts

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Ashley Greene Rocks & I'm Hungover As F*CK.

I am hungover as f*ck right now. Just sayin'.  I wanted to warn you in case you're reading along thinking I'm mildly retarded.  BUT I just had to post about our epic night in LA....


*Grammatical errors and sucky sentence structure ahead*


We were making great time on the way up, until we hit the 101. Traffic always seems to slow down there, but this was almost at a standstill. Eventually we made it to the hotel and had plans to meet up with @Jaymes805, @amandamelby & @LuvsMeSumEdward. We decided to go get something to eat before the show, but then just ended up heading over to the El Rey and eating at Chipotle. Yum! I think the poor people in Chipotle thought we were hookers ladies of the night.




Kidding, but we did have to look good for those Monkeys.  Once inside the theatre, the floor was pretty packed so we all decided to hang back, by the bar. Super convenient!  We did go find @TwiloveSue, @ZAnyMouse, @VampiresWeLove & @Twifixx & the Twi-Daughters. They scored a spot up front! We could have weaseled our way in next to them, but I'm sure it would have pissed off a lot of people.  And as you all know, Twired does not advocate being mean at 100 Monkeys Concerts. 

After a couple opening bands, 100 Monkeys were about to take the stage when guess who I see walk in... ASHLEY GREENE! At first I thought I was hallucinating. I knew it was her, I mean she has a very distinct face, but she was ALOT shorter & than I'd imagined. Google says she's 5'5"...I'm definitely not saying that is short, because ES & I are 5'2" & 5'1"...but movies always seems to make people look taller. She also looked younger & just overall smaller than I thought.  Anyhoo, as she walked by I said "We love you Ashley!" She looked back, smiled and said "Thank you!"  I'm not sure what came over me, but I just knew I had to say something.... She and her friend walked over to the side of the theatre and hung there for about 4 songs or so (we discreetly followed.)




You can see her profile (she's laughing) right in front of @amandamelby's head. her friend is the one in the skirt with the long legs who kind of looks like her from behind.


Then we went back to where we originally were and then she came and stood right next to us because she was told by the usher that she couldn't stand where she was standing?!  At one point mid way through the evening, @Jaymes805 stood next to her in line for the bathroom & Ash even watched ES put on her lip gloss.  When I heard she was in there, I hightailed it to the bathroom as well...liquid courage of course. She was washing her hands and putting on lip gloss as I went into the stall.  We literally spent the rest of the evening RIGHT NEXT TO HER. So close that she brushed ES's arm a few times.

At the end of the evening 100 Monkeys started to sing their THANK YOU song...which they ALWAYS sing at the end of the night when they're not coming back on stage, so we assumed that was it.  I told ES we just had to get a pic with her. She waited until the song was almost over and leaned over and said "Hi Ashley (to which she nicely smiled and said hi back) my Sister and I are huge fans. We don't want to make it obvious, but can we get a picture with you?" She said something like "absolutely" and her friend asked if we minded going over by the bathrooms in the hallway that led to the lobby foyer. So her friend and Ashley walked ahead and we followed.  Her friend was super cool & we again told Ash how much we love her and she couldn't have been any nicer.



ES looks comfortable, I look scared shitless ;)


As we were walking back to our spots, her friend and ES walked ahead & I walked behind Ashley.  She turns to me and says,

 "I haven't seen them perform in a year or so." I don't remember exactly what I said back, but I thought it was super cool that she made a point to not just run off as we walked back in.

After that, we all decided to head over to Angels & Kings, where they were supposed to have the after party. We thought it would be wise to get a head start, since Paul Mc Donald had just gone on stage & we thought 100 Monkeys were done. Turns out they went back on stage and did another set?!  We were too tired and drunk by about 1am, so we left.  We later find out from @Jaymes805 that Jackson and the band showed up, but sat in a booth while everyone surrounded them. So we don't feel too bad that we missed it. Plus it's not like we haven't met him & been to 8 or so shows already.  It never gets old, trust me...but if it was our first or second show, I think we would have been a lot more disappointed.  I almost feel like we didn't even see the band, since we spent most of the evening freaking over Ashley lol! Jackson looked hot, from what I remember ;)

All in all, the night was super fun.  No sightings of Nikki, but we know she was there, as @TwiloveSue saw her unloading her vehicle with Paul McDonald.  Rumor has it Sue and her crew got pics with Ash and Nikki after we left! So cool. Can't wait to see them!

Once I get the rest of the pics from ES I will post them. I'm sure there will be plenty floating around between all of us. A blurry one & a couple others for now:

 Me, ES, @LuvsMeSumEdward & @Jaymes805



@amandamelby & @Elusive_S



Me *please ignore my bewbs, they are not that big, it's a great bra & when I'm drunk I pull my shirt lower* @Jaymes805 & @Elusive_S


XOXO J

Monday, May 9, 2011

Don't Be A Bitch

January 26th, 2010 ES & I created a post called Twired Sista's Rules. Essentially it was a list of things you shouldn't do (faux pas if you will) at a 100 Monkeys concert. These rules were created based upon our personal observations/encounters.

That said, that post should have been taken with a grain of salt ;) However this post should be taken seriously....for the most part. 



ES's mantra.

I kid.




Back in November of 2009, ES & I went to our FIRST 100 Monkeys show, and our second shortly after that in December. So far to date, we have been to......let us count, shall we?

1. Viper Room LA
2. Viper Room LA
3. SOMA San Diego
4. Viper Room LA
5. HOB San Diego
6. Viper Room LA
7. Roxy LA
8. HAVE TIX FOR EL REY THEATRE IN LA ON MAY 21st!!!
9. HAVE TIX FOR HOB SAN DIEGO IN AUG!!!

Through these shows, we have definitely seen a progression of sorts. The first show where we met Jackson was our second Viper Room show. He went to hang by the bar once it was over and we politely asked the Bananager if we could get a picture with him.  He was super polite, charming & overall seemed flattered. That night the girls seems respectful and no one crowded him  The second time we met him, he skipped out of the Viper Room pretty fast with his band to pack up and avoid the increasingly large group of girls waiting by the stage exit. He snuck out somehow and we happened to be at the right place at the right time & got a pic with him in the old child molester looking Monkey Van. I guess no one knew he was in there...  The third time, also at the Viper Room, he had tons and tons of girls asking for pics & crowding around him at the bar. He obliged and took pics, but you could tell it was getting a bit overwhelming.  I must mention that the Viper Room is one of those venues where the only way they can get off stage is to walk by fans....great for us, a possible pain in the ass for them.  After that, I vowed not to ask for anymore pictures. 



"Stick around after, let's party!"


I'm sure you're wondering why I'm rambling.....admittedly I am & there is no way to make a smooth transition here....that, or my brian is fried from work. I'm thinking it's the latter. I "heard" that the crowd at the 100 Monkeys show in NYC  the other night, was being a bit ornery.  Apparently girls weren't letting other girls get back to their place after going to the bathroom, and some were asking for pics with Jackson before the show & wouldn't take no for an answer.  I also got wind of some "crazy Twi fans" screaming out "Jasper!"  Really?!?! It's people like that that ruin it for the rest of us. I imagine the majority of us are Twi fans, some crazier than others...but just becasue you're obsessed doesn't mean you can't keep that shit in check.  I'm the first to admit he gives me that tingly feeling and I get all giddy and ridiculous when he first walks on stage, but it's Jackson with his band, NOT JASPER. And no matter how much you want to beg him to say "Excuse me Ma'am" or "Battlescars"...please don't.  And to top it off, the entire band ROCKS. Each and everyone of those guys is super talented & tons of fun on & off stage. 

As for US... THE FANS, we're in this TOGETHER (unless of course you're wearing Mom jeans, or get so drunk you start crying cause the bounger won't let you back in...)  Do you have to give snooty looks, or not let people back to their place?  Let's be KIND to each other.


Don't Be A Bitch!




Read The Rules, and we won't be a bitch either ;)


Kidding.


Sort of.




Speaking of the entire band being super cool, here are some pics we may or may not have posted in the past.  We still need one with Ben J!


Ben G is a cutie!


Jerad is smokin' hot & super cool.






WAIT FOR IT..............







ES & Munkle!!!!!!!!
He's so charming.



Can't wait till 5.21 @ the El Rey theatre in LA!


P.S. Remember, don't be a bitch!


XOXO J