Robward, You Complete Me.

I have had such a nutty weekend so far, being technically on call via my cell all weekend.  I work in corporate event sales & 95% of our events are scheduled during the week....not THIS weekend. There is a huge pharmaceutical convention going on and I have small piddly ass dinners going on all over downtown. Of course I'm getting phone calls left and right...groups running late, pre-set menus that aren't quite perfect, blah blah blah. I'm so over it.  I got 4 phone calls during dinner alone. THIS is what happens when too many damn people are involved (ie, a company hires a meeting planner, who hires a local DMC who uses us.)  Anyhoo, it's a rarity that I get bugged on the weekend.....PMS is just making everything worse.  After dinner, I poured another glass of wine & came and got into bed leaving poor DG behind. He understands though. I'm cranky, annoyed and it's probably best if everyone left me alone. Of course my cell phone is right next to me and my work email is open in another browser just in case.

What does one do when feeling cranky & emotional (aside from watch/read Twilight, which I already plan to do)? Well I for one go in search of any new Twilight news...particularly pics of Rob.  I pulled up twifans & immediately see a picture that turns my frown upside down. Ok, that was cheesy. No really....this pic made everything less stressful.

Wait for it..............

ROBWARD TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robward, you complete me.

This stunning picture is apparently from the 2012 Breaking Dawn calendar.  I need it, NOW.  Not sure what month this is, but every month will be this picture...even if I risk screwing up my schedule.  Good gawd, Robward looks stern, chiseled, sexy, smoldering and just simply YUM. I want him to hold me, protect me, kiss me, break beds with me....THIS is why I fell in love with the Twilight movies.

Am I overreacting? Maybe.  Could just be bad PMS...but this is a fabulous picture, isn't it?!?

Now onto a fabulous video I found. It's truly beautiful. Don't worry "I don't give a crapstens,"...this is about Edward & his Bella.



Hope you enjoyed.

***Sidenote: My weekend has been nutty with phone calls, but I did have an awesome day with my Mom at the Ocean Beach Street Fair. Weather was sunny and warm...sunshine was bright. Life was good.

XOXO J

Robward Trumps Cindo de Mayo! *BD SPOILER!*

Admittedly, I was going to do a Cindo de Mayo post in honor or Rob. Not that Rob has anything to do with Mexican heritage or pride....but don't we all try and fit him in somewhere?

Much to my dismay as I perused google images, there were no pics of Rob with a margarita, Rob wearing a sombrero, Rob passed out in an alley in Mexico, Rob playing a round with a Mariachi band....damn, if only I had photo shop skillz...[if someone can throw *jumping rob* into a mariachi pic, I will grovel at your feet...if we ever meet.]  Anyhoo, I did find Rob with a Corona!

Most of us have seen this before, but hey it's Rob, and I'm sure you'd agree that there is no such thing as too much Rob.

I'd love to share an ice cold Corona with Rob.

So after find that pic, I became discouraged and jumped back on twitter. Boy was my timing good.  Robsessed tweeted a new Robward pic from BD.

*H00RS UNITE, VIRGINS BEWARE*

Good Gawd Robward....I'd pay to be "Bella's" hand.

I'm sure this movie will have it's "FML, DID THEY REALLY JUST DO THAT?" moments, but I can't effing wait to see it.  That's part of the fun of watching these Twi-movies.....we may be giggling or rolling our eyes at the depiction of certain scenes, wardrobe choices & wigs.....but we LOVE THEM.  AND, despite the awkward moments, we will watch them again and again and again. 

XOXO J

My Own Personal Wet Dream

Oh sweet baby Jesus, more pics of Rob on the set of BD in St Thomas.  Sorry the pics are kind of small. You can see more over at Robsessed.

"Um...isn't Bella supposed to come running into my arms?"

                                     "Oh....wrong movie....did that already."

"Maybe that 5th Heineken wasn't a such a grand idea."

It's ok, this next pic makes me forgive you.....HOLY WET DREAM! Rob in a wetsuit, with the top half down. I have died and gone to Robward heaven.

And who spies the Heineken??? :)

DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Robward...In A Wetsuit. Need I Say More?

I'm sweating right now.... because I'm so ridiculously turned on by this picture:

*UPDATE* I really did break out into a sweat. I could barely posts the pic. My nether regions were combusting. For real.

TONS MORE PICS HERE!

*from the BD set somewhere in the Carribean*

Seriously people, it's like my own personal wet dream.

Off to grab the shamwow.

Side note: Rob looks so much "bigger" in this pic. He looked soooo much leaner on Kimmel. Maybe the camera really does add 10 lbs.

XOXO J

Gawd Bless Robward & A Farting Elephant.

I wrote a post and it effing disappeared. I was moving one of the pictures & the html code got effe'd up. I went to click compose and it truly DISAFUCKINGPEARED! All my thoughts on how Rob was totally channeling Edward on Leno. How I know he's not Edward [cough, kind of, cough]...how hawt I think he looked. How I wasn't really into the WFE hair and how I'm so glad he's got his Twi hair back...shit he's almost sportin' the bouffant. EFF ME. I HATE YOU BLOGGER.

All my wittyness at midnight, down the effing drain. Might as well re upload the gorgeous pics.

FML.

Yup, I'm typing the color of SHIT. Don't think I'm not doing it on purpose.

I am.

Because I'm pisssssssed.

And because Rob talked about a farting elephant.

It was pretty priceless...

But I'm still pissed.

Oh hai Rob!

The Leno Sex Walk.

Puhleeeeaze someone make this into a video?

I bet that cup would sell for zillions. I was truly waiting for one of the ladies in the front to bum rush the stage in order to get her grimy mits on that thing.

Me likey Smug Rob.

PURE PERFECTION.

Robward.

I love you Rob.

That is all.

*Wanna see more pics & the full vid? Go HERE.

*Miss the MTV vids? Go HERE.

Oh & no matter how many times I try and put spaces above, it doesn't save.

Blogger, I am so kickin' your ass when I have some energy tomorrow. Be forewarned.

Still pissed, love you all.

XOXO J

I'd Look Pissed Too.

I don't think I could ever get enough set pics. That said, here's another. This time we get a closer look at Mr. Broodward.

Freezing my ass off in snow? I'd be pissed too.

Psst...that ring is kinda big, no?

Broodward is so hawt though. Maybe if the camera guy threw some iced cold Gatorade over his head he'd look even sexier? Hmmm....

I wonder if Rob is back in Vancouver yet? We saw KStew arrive. I'm pretty sure we'd know if Rob was there. I believe the above pic is from earlier in the week, pre-LA romp with the Mrs.

Ashley Greene arrived safely, as did some of the wolfpack.

Guess who else is officially there too?????!!!!!

THE PILF!

Oh hai Gil, where's the chair?



I'll let you click on the above linky if you missed the original PILF comment from ES ;)

Hope you enjoyed this little snippet. Hope there's more to come in the way of pictures this week!


XOXO J

Nothing Like Badass Robward To Cheer Me Up

I've got the "gotta go back to work, holiday weekend is over, boo-hiss blues."

But this vid cheered me up.

They said it's new, but I don't think it is. Anyone know? I feel as though I have seen it before...

Wait a minute, it's not new. It was pulled and now it's back. I think that's right. Geez I'm even
confusing myself.

I found it here.

It goes without saying that Biel is a genius.

And part 1 below is one of my all time favorite Robward Biel vids.

I could watch that one over and over and over and, well you get the idea. Swoon.

Hope everyone had a great weekend!



XOXO J

Has anyone seen my panties? (spoiler free)

Oh yeah, I remember....

This was all google could come up with.

They spontaneously combusted at the first site of Eclipse Robward. Holy f*ckhawtness. I mean really? I'll leave it at that. Don't want to go into specifics for those of you that haven't seen it yet...cough...Mox....cough.

So yesterday I went over to my Mom's house to hang out while ES was still at work....we went shopping to pick up some extra vino and amaretto of course. Since it was just going to be us 3, we didn't have any Eclipse decorations or cupcakes this time around. I think I'll save that for the DVD release night. Anyways, the sun finally came out around 3pm ( I hate you June gloom), so we made our way to the front porch with some sparkling wine.

I made a sign for the door just in case any neighbors decided to interrupt :)

No fancy signs for us folks.

Champag..er..sparkling wine.

Midway through our wine consumption, I made a friend.

Mom told me to throw "Edward" into the bushes next door...
I gently placed him on a rock down the street & told him to "BE SAFE."

Once the sun disappeared & ES got home we headed inside to watch Kimmel again. We also watched "A Twilight Destiny" on E, as well as "When I Was 17" with Jackson Rathbone. My Twad even sat with us and watched the first two. He LOVES that stuff like a fat kid loves cake. lmao. We ate mushroom ravioli as a nod to Twilight & overall had a fun & relaxing night...even ending the evening with some amaretto on ice with a splash of cream. YUM.

This morning ES & I were chomping at the bit for Eclipse. Unfortunately I had really yucky cramps and wasn't feeling as amazing as I should have, considering the circumstances. I did take Advil and it took the edge off thank gawd, but you know how that goes. When we got to the theater it was dead. Eventually it filled with maybe 10ppl; not shocking for a Thursday morning at 11am in downtown San Diego. We went to the Gaslamp Stadium Theaters, which is the same theater that has been shown in all of the Comic Con pictures & videos. Anyhoo...we sat in our seats and chatted excitedly until FINALLY the movie began.

I re-made my shirt, sans PFach signature. Afraid to wash it ;)

Except the Twired came out a bit separated.
I knew I screwed up when my Grandma asked me what Twi-Red" was....ugh.

The joys of an uncrowded theater!

All I can say is that Eclipse was the best out of the 3 , and Robward looked the hottest. It was quite ridiculous how at some points I couldn't concentrate on the dialogue because he was just that beautiful. Swoon. I need to see him...er... it again ASAP.

More thoughts about the movie once most of you have seen it too.....Cause believe me I have stuff to say.

Moving on, when I got home this afternoon I had a pressie in the mail from one of our followers Munkee! A Twilighty/Robsteny BAG!

Outside front.

I turned it inside out so you could see the interior properly.
YUM!
I wonder if Munkee has animals, because my cat was smelling it like crazy!

And the icing on the inside pocket cake...ROBSTEN!

THANK YOU MUNKEE (Emily!)

Not sure when I'm going to see Eclipse again! UGH, RL calls this weekend...work etc. I'm hoping to maybe squeeze a showing in on Sat night. If not, I'll have to wait till Wed. Gaaah!

I am zonked! I think from all of the anticipation. But even when I'm zonked I have to search for new stuff!

*Here's some schmexy new pics of Rob in a tux on the set of WFE.

*Also if you missed Kristen on George Lopez, it is so worth a look! She is flawless & relaxed. Also, Papa Stew works on the show!

*Didn't get enough Jacksony hotness in Eclipse? See new pics of him looking yummy at the Last Airbender Premiere & also out and about in NYC!

And last but not least, here's hottie PFach on Kimmel.


Have you seen Eclipse? How was your experience over all???
(try not to spoil the movie itself for those that haven't seen it yet)

XOXO J