KStew is Red Hot!

Woah, check out Kristen Stewart's pic from Elle UK!

Total girl-crush material.

HOT!

I think she looks absolutely AMAZING.

She's got the "I dare you to come hither-look" down pat. Wow.

*source


P.S...I apologize for the quickies lately :) Home tomorrow, and back to my own computer.
P.S.S...Stay tuned, there "might" be a Twired Sista' vid sooner than later.

XOXO J

Rob spotted in the Couve!

Ok, so I'm a whore for Rpattz news. I cant help it. F*ck creativity at the moment...The drought is OVER, and I just want you to share in the glory with me: Rob, in Vancouver...safe & sound. :)

Lovin' the crotch porn.

I bid you goodnight. Mom & I polished off 2 bottles of vino and moved onto Disaronno on ice. I have never had it before...it's DELISH! However, not quite as delish as The Precious.

XOXO J

The only guy...

Goodmorning, err afternoon, whatev'! Happy Friday Eve to all of you ladies that work a "normal" work week. Just a quick little post, since I'm staying at my parents house...

I stumbled across this on Twifans. It's soooo true!

mmm, lip porn.

XOXO J

The Precious, Vancouver bound? (yes)

*** see below for update!

Oh Rob, I have missed you so. Apparently these are pics of Rob leaving Heathrow airport on his way to Vancouver to film re-shoots for Eclipse. Guess who's also going to be there? Taylor...yes. Kristen...YES! Robsten reunited!

I don't "get" the puffy brown jacket...

*click for more pics/source

UPDATE: the eagle #2 has landed:

SQUEEEEE! (ya know I love the caption!)

That's it for today ladies. I'm a bit short on time with having to pack & move out for 3 days during termite tenting. I wont be without a computer :) I'm sure some more pics will surface sooner than later....and I cannot wait to see them!

XOXO J

Twilighted indeed.

Oooh looky here! According to Eclipsemovie.org, KStew is supposedly leaving LAX for Vancouver to do some re-shoots for Eclipse. Do you hear that Twilightcupcake!? Do you hear me?! OMG. Seriously, I expect you to leave that fancy career of yours & hunt that girl down...in a very non-stalkerish sort of way of course. ;)

Looking happy as ever!
Hey, I'm not knocking the Stew, I'd look that way too.

Taylor was also spotted departing LAX today..presumably to fly to Vancity as well. But I'm too lazy to put those pics up (not). Trust me, he looks like someone kicked him in the face. Sorry Raitz. OK OK OK, fine. Here are the pics. Gotta keep the masses happy right?!

UPDATE: the eagle has landed...& is HAPPY!

Just wanna pinch those cheekers!!!
I did not get permission...let's see what happens.
Um...but they're tagged. Isn't it obvious they aren't mine....? Credit is already given in tag.

Moving on....


Ok, so most of you know that I am not really into Fan Fiction *GASP!* I just don't enjoy imagining Edward Cullen as some Nam vet meeting Bella who has suddenly turned into some Vietnamese Princess. Freaky. I don't care how much dirrrty f*cking they do. I like ff that relates to the real Twi-Saga....such as The Untitled Continuation of the Twilight Saga, it takes place 6 years after Bella has become a vampire. I LOVED it. Or First Light, which is Breaking Dawn from Edwards POV. I believe TC recommended that one. It rocked.

GUESS WHAT FOLKS, I have a new addiction! ROBSTEN FF!!! Yup. I know, some of you "Nonestens" are probably rolling your eyes to the point of physical pain...and that's ok. To each her own, right? I had asked my bloggy buddies on twitter if anyone knew where I could read more of "Robsten POV stuff." Along time ago someone had posted some cool short fics...thinking maybe it was Twitarded or Twibite...can't remember. Sorry. Anyhoo, Musing Bella I think (my memory wasn't so great this night) told me there were a few on Twilighted. Much to my utter giddyness, there was more than "a few!" I found one last night at work and ended up finishing all 12 chapters, only to realize it wasn't completed.... I was soooo bummed. Luckily the gal posted another chapter today, hooray!

Granted you have to be a Robsten fan to be remotely interested in reading these...and seeing as I give a giant crapsten, I'm addicted... officially as of yesterday.

Much better.

For any of you that are interested in looking up a few titles on Twilighted, here they are: "Unscripted" (the auther has published 13 chapters thus far) & "Fighting Robsten," which is very interesting....I'm only a few chapters in. Unscripted starts out with Rob getting a call from his agent, saying Catherine Hardwicke wants to meet with him in LA regarding the role of Edward Cullen...it then progresses to him flying out there and rehearsing with Kristen in Catherine's bedroom. It seemingly follows everything we have heard about their first audition, at least from what CH has publicly stated. As for Fighting Robsten...I'll just say it has something to do with Summit prompting the illusion of a relationship...and what happens because of it...

Before I go, I have to ask...and I know you're going to laugh...

What ares ff lemon? Like when they say this one is full of lemons???

Alright, I'm off to take a bath (insert LOL from Lisa & Mrs. P & TC)

Oh wait, SHOUT OUT to one of my bloggy besties and fellow Robsten LOVERS...Lisa! xoxo


XOXO J

PS...I'm off for 4 days! Ok...3 really, but I only go into work for 5 hrs. on Friday. Our condo is being termite tented, and we're moving in my my parents house for 3 nights. This may seem like someones nightmare, but for me, it's tons of fun. I'm very close with my family and it will be just like a mini-vacay for me....15 min from my own home. Plus Elusive S happens to live there at the moment...so you might be seeing a vid from the two of us soon. :) Also, Twad wants to watch NM tomorrow night!!!



XOXO J

Ok....now I'm excited.

*SPOILER ALERT*.....for those of you who wish to remain Eclipse pure.

Not that I wasn't before, but this is just that much better. I'm sure you have seen this, but if you haven't...enjoy!


Eclipse trailer 1 & 2 mash-up!

Hope everybody has a manageable Monday :)

XOXO J

Oh no! Bam-pires!

I stumbled across a few final Eclipse trailer reactions today and thought I'd share them with you. If you're going to pick just one to watch, view the first one.

WARNING: Turn down your volume!
(for the second one!)

This is really kinda cute if you ask me. I'm a sucker for little kids, and she's adorable.

"It's a wolf? It kill Bewwa?"
LMAO!

Now we re-visit "NuttyMadam357" who surely lives up to her name. (if you're curious to witness more of her spastic reactions, visit her youtube site.

Not really sure what else to say about that one....

And here's a girl who kinda looks like she's going to puke...and then she cries. Sweet.

Woah...chill girl...chill. LMAO!

All of my fun making is just that...pure fun. You should have seen me when I saw the New Moon trailer for the first time. I flipped. Wish I could say that about the Eclipse trailer...but it's growing on me...ALOT.

BTW, did anyone film their reaction?


XOXO J

Termites & Tent-pitching

My condo complex is having a mixer tonight. This is something we do every once in awhile. All of us owners, & a few renters, gather in the courtyard. We bring appetizers to share, and of course...TONS of alcohol. We're a small complex with 10 units on one side, and 10 on the other. Everyone gets along really well, and most of us are in our 30's-40's. This time around we are doing a "pre-termite tenting" mixer.

Gotta protect our investment, right? Poor lil' guys....

Basically we want to get rid of some of our food & alcohol, and what better way to do that than with a pre-tenting party? Tenting begins next Thursday. DG & I will be staying with my parents who live about 10 minutes away. I took those days off of work so it's kind of like a mini-vacay. Speaking of "tents"...did any of you see this?

*source

Squeeee! Ok...now that gets me excited! I remember feeling super squeemish during that particular chapter (22 I think?) Please tell me I wasn't the only one that totally felt for Edward? And is it just me, or were you envisioning Jake's wolfy penis poking Bella's delicate back inside of the sleeping bag? LMAO! I know...my mind was totally in the gutter throughout that entire part. I can't help it...I'm sure Stephenie Meyer's Mormon-y mind wasn't thinking of Jake pitching his own tent.

Bella: "Shhh, Edward, he couldn't help it."
Edward: "Jake, you better keep your doggy dick to yourself!"

In other Twilighty news.....Robert Pattinson....

....shows Oprah his SPARKLY PEEN!

OK, just kidding. Actually the SUPER exciting news is that THE PRECIOUS himself...aka Robert Pattinson, will be appearing on Oprah May 13th alongside his co-stars (girlfriend) Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner & Dakota Fanning!!!! Can I just tell you how ridiculously excited I am?! Do you know what this means? No? I'll tell you....It means that in a couple weeks, Rob will be back on US soil! I'm not sure if it's actually being taped that day, or if it's taped prior to the 13th. Either way, our boy is coming back to the good ol' US of A (and KStews eager arms!)

SET YOUR DVR's!!!

THURSDAY
MAY 13th, 2010!!!

*Check your local listing for air time.

Hmmm, I wonder if there will be any couch jumping, ala' Tom Cruise style? I can just envision it now....Rob jumping up and down, screaming wildly to the audience.....

"I AM IN LOVE WITH KRISTEN! WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!"

(in my dreams....)

XOXO J

My 1st vid and shit...

SPOILER ALERT...I talk Eclipse trailer, as well as post it. Move on virgins...move on.

My 1st vid. Yes, quality is kinda shitty...deal with it. ;)






In case you have been living under a rock, or have your head up your virgin-ass...here's the Eclipse trailer. The one they should have shown, prior to Remember Me.....just sayin'.

Oh and PS...did you see these? New life sized cut outs?! I think Bella looks the best...and it's not just because I'm a KStew fan. In fact, I think they all turned out great...minus Edwards Volturi-ish eyes....

Hint: Click to enlarge...a bit.

*UPDATE*
I just watched the IMAX HQ vid I posted above & have decided to I change my rating.
I can do that. It's my blog. I now give it a 7 out of 10. Not a 6. This vid was better than the one I watched this morning...maybe the quality, maybe the wine? LMAO.....just sayin'

XOXO J

Twired Elusivity

So, I may have been ultra-elusive these past couple of months, but it's not without a good excuse, which I'll get to in a minute. I just need you to know something incredibly important, important to my elusive twiputation-My mind has been immersed in twilight (however indirectly...). I am just going to give a little summary of things that have been buzzing through my mind, and follow up with the post I am most excited about in a couple of days. (enter cheering! A wine-induced Elusive S original will hit Twired very soon).

My gorgeous senior black labrador I adopted last year (long story short, some guy found him 'wandering' outside the veterinary clinic i work in, I fell in love with him and after a couple surgeries, several treatments and 26lbs later, here we are!) has been very sick. So, one of the side effects of his very sick liver, and a multitude of medications, was a very decreased appetite... Enter ground beef. I, the vegetarian (but NOT in a CULLEN kinda way,) had to cook MEAT (oh the horrors!) to encourage him to eat. SteamingHotGoopyGroundBeef. Talk about love! I was so freaked out by it that I found myself scrubbing the hell out of the sink (the fat that had accumulated in a ring around the sink, think: dirty bathtub ring.) How on earth people actually EAT that shit I will never know... but hey, to each their own. Anyhoo, I began thinking about that part in Eclipse (page 219 if you haven't already figured it out) when Bella and Jacob are in the Swan kitchen and after discussing her human 'deadline', Jake slices his hand open with a knife he's washing... bleeds... & then heals. Bella then scrubs the hell out of the sink with bleach and pops the dishtowel into the wash with more bleach saying, 'we're a bit sensitive to blood
around here'. Well, yah, that was me... but not for the purpose of my vamp boyfriend. (too bad)

In the beginning of the nightmare that was my child (Auggi dog) being gravely ill, I made a trip up to the specialty hospital (with notsotwired Mom in tow). At some stage during the drive, I reached into my bag for the brochure and suddenly gasped, 'ow!'... 'what sar?', my mom asked. I responded with a breathless, 'paper cut' to which we both burst into giggles, followed by a second gasp, this time in unison in regards to how much that little sucker was BLEEDING! And our realization that NM didn't really exaggerate. I take back all of my fun-making about how lame that scene looked in New Moon (movie)-papercuts really can bleed like that! Who knew.

The other night, I was taking care of my neighbor's kid... she suddenly began talking about giant candy on www.itssugar.com. Didja know they have GIANT gummy bears? I quickly messaged Twired Jen, joking we should send one to Kellan (but surely it's been done?).

Lastly, I have been doing a bit of perusing your blogs and playing around with my new twitter account (thanks Jen) to catch up in the bloggy world. I must say, I am very excited to read about some of your 100 Monkeys experiences! I am having serious Jackson withdrawals and cannot wait for him to get his gorgeous ass back to California.

... Oh Jackson... I miss your sexy mug.

So you see, I may have been more elusive than ever, but twi-isms have snuck in left and right the whole time. And, I am still a hugely proud sufferer of Jacksonitis. :)

LOVE!

PS Auggi is on the mend, defying most expectations!

xo,
Elusive S

News Flash!

Elusive S might not be so elusive after all! Last night she let me create a bloggy twitter account for her. I told her if & when she does post, it's great for post-pimping! I also told her that she's missing out because we have soooo much fun in twitterland.

Tweet, tweet.

Here's an example of a typical Friday night:

(ok, maybe not typical, but it happens now & again...and it's so much fun!)

@SoTwired- Hi Ladies! Where is everyone? Oh it's DML nite, FML! I can't keep up.

@MrsP_Twibite LOL, I'm here Jen. Just pouring a bit of rum in my can of diet coke...

@SoTwired- Ahhh, I'm drinking vino as usual. Where's @17foreverlisa? P.S. NEW POST!

5 min later

@17foreverlisa- Damn u Jen, I WAS here, then you came on and twitter froze!

@SoTwired-Twitter doesn't like the 2 of us together. BBL, going to take a bath.

@cupcakegirl76- Hey girls, what did I miss?

@Dandrdafne- Hey TC, what's new with you?

@cupcakegirl76- Hubby just brought home some Wendys! Mmmm.

2 hrs later

@MrsP_Twibite- BRB, need more rum. Hey @17foreverlisa Did you see the pic Jen emailed?

@17foreverlisa- Is Jen in jail again? Did you see that pic she sent me?

@SoTwired- Nope I'm here Lisa, just grabbing more wine...What pic? I'm confused!

@Dangrdafne- Hey ladies! DML was fun. TSP just posted the final DML.

@SoTwired- Hey!

@JennyJerkface- Hey Twatwaffles, new post. Night @BillyBurk

@musingbella- Anyone still up?

@MrsP_Twibite- Hey MB, we're here. Jen & Lisa are durnk.

@SoTwired- Um no...I have only had 2 glasses, Mrs. P is DRUNK. LMAO!

@17foreverlisa-What did I miss? Twitter is being a bitch..FML!

@musingbella- Jen, I just got back from a winery with my hubby. What kind are you drinking?

@MrsP_Twibite @SoTwired- Who you calling a bitch?...bitch! PMSL!

@SoTwired- Um..what? Mrs. P, who the hell are you talking to? I'm confused again.

@MrsP_Twibite- You.

@17foreverlisa- My boxed wine is almost gone :( Jen, are you in jail AGAIN?

@MrsP_Twibite- Jen just DM'd me, she in jail *waves at Jen!*

@SnarkierThanYou- You whore-flaps still awake? New post....Billy Burk & JJ sitting in a tree.


*Ok, this was not a REAL conversation on twitter, but pretty damn close if I do say so myself. I know I left ALOT of ladies out. Please don't feel bad...I couldn't use too many names or I'd confuse the heck out of myself as usual!

Anyhoo, go follow @Elusive_S !!!

Maybe she'll come out of hiding every so often & join the fun! I'm not promising anything..
just sayin'...

XOXO J

17 Questions

Seventeen Magazine recently asked Alex Meraz "17 Questions." You can view the interview here, posted by Elcipsemovie.org.

Had to include a visual.

Did you ever read Seventeen Magazine? I certainly did. I can remember being 14 & believing it had the answers to everything a teenage girl could possibly want to know...such as...

"What perfume is most likely to attract that cute guy from math class?"

"Find out your perfect hair color based on your astrological sign."

"How to get along with your pesky little Sister (Elusive S)."

Seventeen Mag from 1997...when I was 17!
Lovin' those pants Alicia!

So instead of posting Alex's answers, I'm going to post my own. I encourage you to answer these questions in the comments. IF you're creative (unlike me), I may just use them in a future post.

1. How old were you when you had your first kiss?

13...and it was in the backseat of his Mom's car coming home from the roller-rink. I even had stitches in my mouth from minor surgery...he didn't care. Horndog.

2. Who is your celebrity crush?

The Precious.

3. What girl fashion trend confuses the heck out of you?

Ankle boots w/ skinny jeans or leggings or dresses. Blech!

4. What's the chick flick you secretly love?

I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to tell anyone.

TWILIGHT.

5. What's your TV guilty pleasure?

Real Housewives of Orange County. It's like a car accident...you have to look.

6. Who would play you in the movie version of your life?

Mrs. P ...cause we're both short and blonde-ish. LMAO...jk..um..

KStew as a blonde. I can dream, can't I?

7. What's your dream job?

Robert Pattinson's assistant by day, sex slave by night. I'm over the whole dolphin trainer idea...

8. If you could trade places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?

Kristen Stewart. Do I even have to explain why?

9. Who in your family are you closest to?

My Mom & Sis (Elusive S).

10. What's your favorite website?

This one. As well as all my bloggy besties blogs, and twi-fan sites.

11. What's the fast food you can't live with out?

There isn't any fast food I can't live with out. BUT, I can't live without this...

Minus the mouse of course. ;)


12. What's your worst habit?

Interrupting people.

13. What's the last song you listened to on your IPOD?

While I was getting ready to go out last week I put my IPOD in our Bose docking station and rocked out to Beyonces "Sweet Dreams."

14. What's the last thing you bought?

Gas, no, not the farty kind.

15. What did you dream about last night?

Can't remember for once. I slept really deep.

16. How much money is in your wallet right now?

None. (other than credit/debit cards)

17. Fill in the blank: When I was 17, I was _____.

Selfish. Not intentionally, but I think most teenagers tend to think about just themselves.

Now it's your turn to answer in the comments. Feel free to be dirrrrty or sarcastic or whatev'. The more entertaining, the better. Kind of like FFF @ Twisted Edbrella.

WARNING: Your answers may be used in a future post...just sayin'

XOXO J

LMAO!

Click (stroke) for bigger.

Too good not to post.

Update: FAIL! It didn't get much bigger. I digress........

*via Twifans

XOXO J

My Dad vs. Twilight

As you may have seen from my last post, Elusive S & I went to a Padres baseball game with our Dad on Saturday night. He bought the tix, & treated us to beers...it was super fun! In fact here are a few pics.

I had to put this one first...of course.

Tony Gwynn Jr. up to bat!



Elusive S & Me!

...with Dad!

Seeing as we were drinking (duh) I had planned to stay overnight at my parents house. In the excitement of planning what we'd drink/do when we got home, the idea of watching Twilight came up. Now I must tell you, my Dad had seen bits and pieces of Twilight during our New Moon slumber party back in November...but he'd never seen it all the way through. And since he'd expressed interest in watching New Moon, we told him he had to watch Twi completely before he even thought of seeing NM. Truth be told, my Dad has always kind of liked chick flicks, so it comes as not much of a surprise that he agreed to subject himself to the likes of Edward Cullen.

lmao!

Once we got home (thx to our Mom) my Dad actually made some mention of being excited to watch Twi, but weary of Elusive S & I having to sit through it again. I was like...um...are you serious? I told him I could watch Twi on repeat 24/7...so not to worry.

*On a side note, I must mention that we prepped him. We figured that he'd NEVER read the books, so we wanted him to know all the "little" things you know from reading Twilight. The things that make watching it so much better.

Had to give him the "scoop" on the Cullens.

I kept expecting to see my Dad snoring...but he actually watched the ENTIRE movie with his eyes wide open! I really cannot believe he didn't fall asleep, especially after pouring himself a CC & 7. Halfway through he looked at ES & I and asked,

"I thought there were wolves in this movie?"

(in unison) "NO DAD ...that's the next one, New Moon!"

"Oh....when can we watch that one? And when does Eclipse come out again?"

YES! He's hooked!

As we were all getting ready for bed (err...couch) I smiled smugly & thought to myself...

My Dad was totally TWIRED throughout the entire movie!

Oh. My. Gawd.

My Dad likes Twilight.

He's not my Dad anymore, he's my TWAD!


XOXO J

News Flash: KStew @ Coachella!

Rumors were flying around twitter this weekend that our dear KStew was at the Coachella music festival w/ her brother. Here she is!

@ The Lacoste Pool Party...where's your bikini KStew? jk. I love ya just the way you are.

So adorable.



And who else decided to rock out at Coachella???


Kellan Lutz!

Wow. So. Hawt.

*YUM*

Wow Kellan. Thanks for the dose of serious hawtness. Lovin' the shirt. Lovin' the arms coming out of the shirt even more.


pics via *Eclipsemovie.org


XOXO J

Baseball, beer, nuff' said.

Yup, that's where Elusive S & I will be tonight with our Dad. We aren't HUGE baseball fans like Lisa & LKW....I know...I know...calm the f*ck down. But going to the ballpark is always fun...I mean, who doesn't love beer, hamburgers & men in tighty whitey baseball pants?

Mmm, Beer.

Anyways, get over to Twilight Mommy & participate in their DSB for this week! If it wasn't for them, I would have never figured out that there is a really cool site called SuperLame.com that allows you to create these "bubble-things." I thought you had to have some sorta' fancy computer program. Apparently I'm super lame...

*If you didn't see my last post "Twi-Secrets"...check it out!

XOXO J

Twi-secrets

A year or so ago I stumbled upon a site called "Post Secret." According to Wikipedia, "Post Secret is an ongoing community art project, created by Frank Warren, in which people mail their secrets anonymously on a homemade postcard. Select secrets are then posted on the Post Secret website, or used for Post Secret's books or museum exhibits."

Here are a few of the postcards people have sent in. I find them fascinating, and yet often rather depressing.

LMAO!

Thank gawd I have never been in the back seat of a cruiser.

Sad.

Ok...wtf is your s/o doing that for when you're home anyways??? Am I missing something? Is he so hard up (lmao) that he can't wait until he's alone?

While perusing Twifans.com, I noticed that Letters to Twilight has done their own version of Post Secret, called "Twilight Secrets." I'm totaly loving these!

Me too...

LMAO! I have considered going brunette, not because of Bella, but I did LOVE the color of her hair in Twilight...esp against her pale skin.

Totally not weird. I miss him too. Esp during the droughts.

Couldn't agree more.

I'm assuming if you're here reading this post, that you LOVE Twilight. I'm wondering if any of us ladies (men?) have Twilight related secrets that you haven't talked about either on your own blog, twitter or in the comments you post? Isn't that why we're all here? Maybe we actually have Twi-secrets that we keep from each other? Or just ones we keep from RL friends/fam?

Tell me if you have a Twi-secret that you keep from others. It could be something that no one knows (until now) OR something that you keep from just your "real life" friends & fam.

Examples: (& no, they aren't mine)


"I'm obsessed with Twilight, and no one knows this except all of my online bloggy friends."

"I put cardboard Edward in the living room so he can watch me dust the furniture...."

"I'm worried my FF addiction will ruin my marriage."

Now is the time to get stuff off that busty chest of yours....or just remind us of how Twi-obsessed you are. I may use some of these for a future blog, mmmkay? Although it's not 100% anonymous in the comments (duh), I can re-post it anonymously if you'd like. Just say so.

Answer in the comments!!!

XOXO J

The Runaways review...sort of...(no REAL spoilers)

I have to preface this post by mentioning that I'm not a big movie buff, nor do I have any inkling on how to "review" a movie, and manage to sound somewhat eloquent at the same time.

I know Rob...bare with me...

So, Elusive S and I went to see The Runaways. It just came out nationwide last week and was playing at a local independent theater here in San Diego. I had never been to a movie at this particular theater, and was rather impressed. In fact, I could order a non-fat mocha from the concession stand! Score! Would have been even better if I could have ordered some alcohol...just sayin'.


Moving on to my "short, sweet & to the point review" of The Runaways....

1. I learned ALOT about The Runaways rise (and ultimate fall) to stardom from this movie alone.

2. Michael Shannon was hysterical. He plays the pompous, foul-mouthed genius who ultimately assisted in getting the band to where they needed to be...and then some. You love him & you hate him...and on a side note: he kinda looks like Frankenstein.

3. Dakota Fanning blew me away. She continually adapts to each character she portrays, and this was another prime example of her amazing talent. She can sing, she can dance...and she certainly had me wrapped up into her role as Cheri Currie. Seeing her sniff cocaine and dance like a whore made me feel a tad uncomfortable...I mean hello, this is the "little" girl from "I AM SAM."

4. Kristen Stewart rocked it. Not only was she believable, but the girl can sing! Most of us have to come to learn by now that the stuttering, blinking and biting of her lower lip isn't a "Bella" thing...it's unequivocally a Kristen "thing." We have all, um...uh...err...twitch...blink blink....seen it ourselves in Twilight. But in The Runaways, there isn't much of that, if at all. And, I think I might have developed a crush on her voice (sorry Mrs. P, I had a crush on your voice, but I have moved on...)

Elusive S & I are convinced that KStew was so wrapped up in her role as Joan Jett, that she took it home with her. Meaning she immersed herself so deeply within the role that I think people began to think she was a bitch. Granted KStew has a definite edge...but I honestly don't believe she's a bitch. She's always seems very gracious of her fans. No?

Anyhoo, here are some "straight girl crush-inducing" outtakes from Flaunt Magazine...I'm sure most of you have seen all of her pics from the movie already.....so I'll spare you the screen caps.

Hot damn.

Naughty trailer trash.

I noticed on twitter that quite a few ladies were questioning the trailer/motorhome (?) that apparently this photo shoot seems to take place in...

I LIKE IT. I think it's kinda dirrrty & kinda sexy at the same time. Again, just sayin'.

"What do you think of that photo shoot Rob?"

"Um....uh.....WOW."

*PS...blogger is being a royal cum stain and wont allow me to re-adjust the size of the font for my "review"...F*CK YOU BLOGGER.

XOXO J