Teaser Pics

We survived 100 Monkeys Concert # 7(?)....though we did hit a crazy HALE [heh!] storm on the 101 North.

Luckily it let up a bit and we made it to our hotel to check in and had plenty of time to get Jacksonfide. We were not only excited to see Jackson, as per usual, we were also excited to see @LuvsMeSumEdward again as well as @Jaymes805, @amandamelby, @Twifixx & @ZAnyMouse.

@LuvsMeSumEdward, @Jaymes805, @amandamelby & me!

buzzy face

FORGIVE ME, but these pics were all taken on my crackberry. I totally forgot to charge my camera. Boo.

Oh hey there Mr. MOS!

Jackson of course looked hawt and was in full on Jasper hair mode. Someone gave him a hair band so he put his bangs back. Amen, because they were hiding his pretty pretty face.

Anyhoo, we had a blast ofcourse, but I definitely think I like the vibe of the Viper Room better than the Roxy. I'll get into that later. We plan on posting more pics, esp since ES got some kick ass ones! Stay stuned!

PS I hear Robsten was in the Valley while we were in WeHo. DAMNIT!

It's Atrocious.

I saw this article on Breaking Dawn Movie News & had to share....

Apparently there is an annual Toy Fair somewhere, and theTonner Doll Co. (who's previously created Twilight dolls) is super excited to unveil the Jasper Hale doll.

Their description of the atrocity, I mean...doll...is as follows:

"The love of ALICE CULLEN’s life, JASPER HALE, joins the ranks of Tonner® Character Figures! The newest member of the CULLEN family comes dressed in a deep blue dress shirt with dark wash jeans and faux leather belt. Molded shoes and CULLEN bracelet also included."

Wait for it....

Really?!

Sure, I could spend some time comparing him to Ronald Mc Donald or maybe a red-headed version of Edward Scissorhands, but I'm just too lazy.

What do YOU think?


XOXO J

There's Something About Him.

I think it's his mouth.

ES & I have said it a thousand times...and we'll say it again...

We love Jackson's MOS!


(mouth of sex...for any newbies)

I think I'd pay to suck on his lower lip.
Wedding present Jackson? Just 5 minutes?

Your waist is the perfect size for my short legs...and your crotch is screaming for my face.

Can I just say that I have had his fingers up my..cough..I mean around my waist & on my arm?

Can we revisit that a bit?

No?!

Tough shit..I need to relive it now and again!

I of course look shitty in all of these pics...that's what a sweaty Viper Room show will do to ya.

To see more outtakes of Mr. MOS, go HERE.

P.S. My lovely friend MusingBella has started a new blog for the primary purpose of whining! Myself and a few other ladies (don't want to out anyone that doesn't want to be outed) will contribute when we need to bitch. Or, maybe just feel like venting. Nonetheless, it promises to be entertaining ;) Check it out!

XOXO J

Stick a Sparkly Peen in me-I am done.

Let me start by saying Dread is a very, very verrry graphic, gory and violent movie bordering on pornographic (too bad Jackson isn't included in those particular scenes) and almost made me vomit in my mouth towards the end (at least Jackson didn't bring it on). If you have a weak stomach, seriously, stop watching it at about 1:09. That being said... I thought the story was a good one, albeit creepy and sick. Jackson is undeniably jacksonrific and brought my jacksonitis (that had been preparing to sneak towards dormancy for lack of visual stimulation as of late) to the surface 10-fold. HOLY Hell... stick a sparkly peen in me, for I am done.



Oh and he does kiss two different girls in it + an almost-kiss... one girl even gets to stradle him-
<----------------LUCKY BITCHES.



Oh Mr MOS your eyes seem to be constantly smiling... watch out EC-MOS has the whole crooked smile thing going like a raging twitarded panty fire (uh oh, I'm getting Forrrrrrrrks ideas... La Push Panty Fire... I can visualize it now). In fact JACKson had originally auditioned for the role of Edward... Pfft, as if you didn't already know.

Don't get me wrong, I am 100% Team Rob for Edward but it goes to show Jackson was 'uglied' up for Jasper. If they had let any of the MOS, jacksonliciousness show through in Jasper, Edward would have had competition-and that just wouldn't do.

Elusive S out... and off to enjoy Spring Break!
xo