Jackson Wants To Finger Me.

FML: the formatting is all eff'd up on this post....whenever I use my work lap top, blogger hates me. Even after I fix it, it goes back to where it was when I originally hit post. gah!!!!!!!!!!!

At the prompting of @Jaymes805, I mosied on over to Rathgasm101 to find out what an Awardgasm was...low & behold, I GOT ONE! Thank you Miss Jamie! Oh, and PS, that little gif of Mr. MOS you have going on the right-hand side bar of your blog...it has me thinking he wants to finger me. I mean, HELLO, he is using two fingers with a "cum hither" motion........


FOCUS...Back to my award, I never win any awards, ever. I know that sounds so cliched, but it's true. It is.


Anyways, apparently there are some rules to accepting this gorgeous award. I'm good with rules. Let's see what they are:

RULES:

1. Thank the person that gave it to you & link back to their blog.

2. Post 7 random facts about yourself.

3. Pass this award on to 15 other blogs.

I CAN FOLLOW THOSE RULES!

Since 1 is already taken care of, let's move on to some random facts about me, TWIRED JEN:

Warning, some of this may or may not be TMI. Just sayin'.

1. I have to sleep with a pillow between my knees, because it hurts my back if my knees touch. I have slept with a pillow between my knees for at least the past 15 years.

2. I have had a secret crush on Lindsey Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac for along time...even though he's about 60?? Of course FM is my all time favorite band, and I have had the pleasure of seeing them live twice. Lindsey exudes so much passion when he plays guitar and sings...gah! Hmm, kind of like someone else I know...

3. I was rasied on a sailboat here in San Diego until I was 5. We moved off of it shorly after ES was born, but kept it for weekends. It was the experience of a lifetime.

4. I hate basketball. Sorry @LuvsMeSumEdward. I just have an aversion to it all together. I'd rather watch golf, and that's saying a lot.

5. I used to be constantly aware of my weight. I don't own a scale, beause I know I would obsess. I have never done any kind of extreme dieting, mainly because I love food too much. However I'm proud to say I don't stress as much about it anymore. I know my body is going to inevitable change with age, and as long as I'm active and eat healthy (for the most part)...I'm ok with it.

6. I do not go more than a day without nail polish on my toenails. I just don't like the look of bare toenails...THIS coming from someone who has never had a pedicure! Sorry folks, don't like the idea of them messing with my toenails.

7. I have bowel issues (cue the "OH this is what she meant by TMI)...My doctor suspects I have IBS. Unforunately IBS is undiagnosable. It is hugely influenced by emotions/stress, but diet comes into play as well. I'm either ALL or NOTHING in the bowl dept. Now ya know.

On to THE AWARDS!

(yes I am repeating some, so if you have been given an award already, don't feel like you have to do this ALL over again)

Without the first 3, I wouldn't be doing this!

1. Twitarded (without them, I wouldn't be here blogging #TRUEFACT)

2. Twibite

3. 17foreverlisa

4. Robstenation

5.True Blood Twilight

6. Tongue Twied

7.Trixie and Tess

8. Borderline Phenonmenal

9. TwiKiwi

11, Twilight, Travel, and Treats

12, Dirty, Hot & Nerdy

13.Robzsinger

14. Twilight Junkies Anonymous

15. The Cougar's Den

Love you all.

XOXO J

Teaser Pics

We survived 100 Monkeys Concert # 7(?)....though we did hit a crazy HALE [heh!] storm on the 101 North.

Luckily it let up a bit and we made it to our hotel to check in and had plenty of time to get Jacksonfide. We were not only excited to see Jackson, as per usual, we were also excited to see @LuvsMeSumEdward again as well as @Jaymes805, @amandamelby, @Twifixx & @ZAnyMouse.

@LuvsMeSumEdward, @Jaymes805, @amandamelby & me!

buzzy face

FORGIVE ME, but these pics were all taken on my crackberry. I totally forgot to charge my camera. Boo.

Oh hey there Mr. MOS!

Jackson of course looked hawt and was in full on Jasper hair mode. Someone gave him a hair band so he put his bangs back. Amen, because they were hiding his pretty pretty face.

Anyhoo, we had a blast ofcourse, but I definitely think I like the vibe of the Viper Room better than the Roxy. I'll get into that later. We plan on posting more pics, esp since ES got some kick ass ones! Stay stuned!

PS I hear Robsten was in the Valley while we were in WeHo. DAMNIT!

There's Something About Him.

I think it's his mouth.

ES & I have said it a thousand times...and we'll say it again...

We love Jackson's MOS!


(mouth of sex...for any newbies)

I think I'd pay to suck on his lower lip.
Wedding present Jackson? Just 5 minutes?

Your waist is the perfect size for my short legs...and your crotch is screaming for my face.

Can I just say that I have had his fingers up my..cough..I mean around my waist & on my arm?

Can we revisit that a bit?

No?!

Tough shit..I need to relive it now and again!

I of course look shitty in all of these pics...that's what a sweaty Viper Room show will do to ya.

To see more outtakes of Mr. MOS, go HERE.

P.S. My lovely friend MusingBella has started a new blog for the primary purpose of whining! Myself and a few other ladies (don't want to out anyone that doesn't want to be outed) will contribute when we need to bitch. Or, maybe just feel like venting. Nonetheless, it promises to be entertaining ;) Check it out!

XOXO J

100 Monkeys, JRath Dreams & Cold Showers.

Check it out! Jackson Rathbone's video diary from MTV. In this vid, 100 Monkeys premiere the new Coolpix vid. I wasn't so sure about this song at first, but hearing it live at a couple of their concerts was epic. I have said it once, and I'll say it again, if you haven't had a chance to see 100 Monkeys, do it!

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

These guys might be coming to a town near you! They're known for squeezing in a relatively descent amount of shows during Jackson's filming obligations. So...take a looksy!

Of course ES & I are praying they'll do some shows in So Cal in January [I mean he has to have a weekend off here and there, right? Right?...doubt it, but one can pray] We need our 100 Monkeys fix. Oh, and staring at Mr. MOS exude sex on stage isn't so bad either.

Speaking of Jackson, I had a dream about him last night! Admittedly he has graced my dreams before, however this time.....he KISSED ME! Omg, you know how kisses in dreams can sometimes [very rare] feel so realistic? This was one of those. My memory of the rest is a bit muddled, I know he was playing with his band in a house...I kept giving him "the look" and figured he thought I was too old. Oh contrare my dears, he came into this bedroom where I was conveniently laying on the bed. He said something to the effect of "You know I'm young enough to be in High School." I responded cooley "And I'm a bit older......" Then as if in slow motion, he leaned in and pressed his soft supple lips against mine. His breath was warm and sweet and his tongue gracefully swept across mine, taunting it. The entire time I was thinking "Oh shit, this feel so good, but ES is gonna be so pissed!" LMAO!

His lips kill me.
And yes, I'm stoked I found this!

Oh man, now my girly parts are all tingly and shit. Geeez.

Have you ever had a detailed dream about kissing one of those hawt ass Twilight boys? Come on, I want details!



"Where ya going darlin'?"


To take a cold shower Jackson....preferably with you.

XOXO J

Jackson Does Me A Favor. Sweet.

ELUSIVE S turns 26 on Monday August 16th!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ES!

Saturday night we went out on the town to celebrate & tomorrow we're headed to a hot springs/spa with our Mom! I'm ridiculously excited at the prospect of soaking myself in mud :) Just sayin'.

Anyhoo, in honor of ES's birthday, let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?

Oh look! It's us meeting Jackson for the first time.
Viper Room, West Hollywood...late December 2008!

Oh look, here we are meeting Jackson again outside of the Viper Room in early February of 2010!

OH! And here we are taking yet another pic with Jackson at the Viper Room in early August 2010!

*Damn work computer shrunk my pics. Just sayin'.




Psssssst, ES.....I have a surprise for you.........................




I asked Jackson a very simple favor recently.............





Amazingly enough, he obliged.








Here he is...tattooing ES 4 EVA' on his shoulder.



You're welcome.

P.S. To see brand new pics of Kristen (& Sam Riley) in a vehicle in Montreal, go HERE.



XOXO J

Stick a Sparkly Peen in me-I am done.

Let me start by saying Dread is a very, very verrry graphic, gory and violent movie bordering on pornographic (too bad Jackson isn't included in those particular scenes) and almost made me vomit in my mouth towards the end (at least Jackson didn't bring it on). If you have a weak stomach, seriously, stop watching it at about 1:09. That being said... I thought the story was a good one, albeit creepy and sick. Jackson is undeniably jacksonrific and brought my jacksonitis (that had been preparing to sneak towards dormancy for lack of visual stimulation as of late) to the surface 10-fold. HOLY Hell... stick a sparkly peen in me, for I am done.



Oh and he does kiss two different girls in it + an almost-kiss... one girl even gets to stradle him-
<----------------LUCKY BITCHES.



Oh Mr MOS your eyes seem to be constantly smiling... watch out EC-MOS has the whole crooked smile thing going like a raging twitarded panty fire (uh oh, I'm getting Forrrrrrrrks ideas... La Push Panty Fire... I can visualize it now). In fact JACKson had originally auditioned for the role of Edward... Pfft, as if you didn't already know.

Don't get me wrong, I am 100% Team Rob for Edward but it goes to show Jackson was 'uglied' up for Jasper. If they had let any of the MOS, jacksonliciousness show through in Jasper, Edward would have had competition-and that just wouldn't do.

Elusive S out... and off to enjoy Spring Break!
xo