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... OKAY, I won't really make you read an entirely elusive post in pig latin...
though it would be SO much fun...

Bella Swan The Maltipoo

Today at work (I'm a veterinary technician, btw), I had a cute little maltipoo pup in for vaccines. Her name was Bella. What else is new? We have always had a gazillion Bellas... I even had a rabbit named Bella (circa 2001). The clinic had an incline in "Bellas" over the past 4 or so years, and until that fatefull Twilight Spring 2009 (for me, I know, I was a late twibloomer), I didn't understand the sudden rise.

So Bella the maltipoo... I was holding her, waiting on my coworker to finish up what she was doing so she could help me vaccinate the little girl. I was playing with Bella and out of boredom began to eye her collar and tag... her tag read ... wait for it, wait for it!

Bella Swan
!
!!
!!!

I immediately thumbed through the information section of her chart to see if they had called her that in her paperwork. No. "LAME!", I squealed. It's not as though we had missed it, they'd never told us (ahem, admitted). I was giddy and full of questions and comments, some more inappropriate than others... in the end I got a big kick out of telling the owner I had changed her dog's name to her full name in her chart and proceeded to ask her if she had an Edward. I was answered with a very blank stare.
Here's what I had in mind...

Her blank stare met my glazed expression (thinking about fang dog... SPARKLE dog...)... the silence was killing me, so I pressed on and decided to be a bit more blatant and speak to her as though I were speaking to a small child. I asked if she was going to find a somethingpoo with a sparklie peen... she looked at me all disgusted-like before I even had the chance to tell her about Twired... ah, well... I can't win 'em all!

Gotta love that when I googled 'sparklie peen' and synonyms,
I was referred back to the family of twitard h00r blogs...
including Twired. I found this on photobucket...

And uh... just for fun... Let's rewind to Edward and James... but as dogs, circa the end of the beginning of it all... Too bad we can't see a chunk of 'vampire neck' ahem, ahem CHICKEN, flying through the air!
Miss you h00rs... AND why you gotta go to fooooooooorks right when sista's getting hitched?


xox & 50 more,

ES*




*that's ES as in, 'Elusive S', in case you've forgotten about me ;)

Stick a Sparkly Peen in me-I am done.

Let me start by saying Dread is a very, very verrry graphic, gory and violent movie bordering on pornographic (too bad Jackson isn't included in those particular scenes) and almost made me vomit in my mouth towards the end (at least Jackson didn't bring it on). If you have a weak stomach, seriously, stop watching it at about 1:09. That being said... I thought the story was a good one, albeit creepy and sick. Jackson is undeniably jacksonrific and brought my jacksonitis (that had been preparing to sneak towards dormancy for lack of visual stimulation as of late) to the surface 10-fold. HOLY Hell... stick a sparkly peen in me, for I am done.



Oh and he does kiss two different girls in it + an almost-kiss... one girl even gets to stradle him-
<----------------LUCKY BITCHES.



Oh Mr MOS your eyes seem to be constantly smiling... watch out EC-MOS has the whole crooked smile thing going like a raging twitarded panty fire (uh oh, I'm getting Forrrrrrrrks ideas... La Push Panty Fire... I can visualize it now). In fact JACKson had originally auditioned for the role of Edward... Pfft, as if you didn't already know.

Don't get me wrong, I am 100% Team Rob for Edward but it goes to show Jackson was 'uglied' up for Jasper. If they had let any of the MOS, jacksonliciousness show through in Jasper, Edward would have had competition-and that just wouldn't do.

Elusive S out... and off to enjoy Spring Break!
xo