I Managed To Meet Stephenie Meyer & Lose My Vagina, All Within 24 Hours!

I was in the shower this evening, thinking about the fact that close to this time last night I was about to meet Stephenie Meyer & most of the Twilight cast when I realized, SHIT, where's my vagina?!?  Oh, it's there alright, but how the hell am I supposed to keep it 'under control' when I can't even see it?! Gah! ES says I need to relinquish my fears and go get a wax, but I'm terrified. Though I do not, and I repeat do not, want to have one of those freaky ass hairy vag's while giving birth. I know, I know, Dr.s see all kinds.....but I'd like some neatness down there if you get my drift.

Moving on.....& back to the topic we all really want to talk about, Twilight at #SDCC2012! Again this year, I am badgeless, but that hasn't stopped my excitement. Working a few blocks from the convention center is really super convenient. I was able to take a walk down to the BD2 panel line outside of Hall H on Tuesday & visit long lost friends.

Reunited again! With @17foreverlisa

Who knew 3 years ago that I'd get to hang with her at least 4 or 5 times?!

And yes, I realize my shirt is see-through. Oops.

With @ZAnyMouse, @misstejota & @FunmbiE

It was so great to see these girls (and more) again. Feels like it was just yesterday. Anyhoo, it was pretty common knowledge that the Twilight cast would probably be visiting the line sometime around 9pm on Wednesday evening. I asked around to see if anyone would mind if I "hung out"...even though I'm not camping & don't have badges. Everyone encouraged me too, but I had my doubts. I was worried I'd be too tired after work and not make it until 9pm. Well I was feeling pretty good yesterday & planned to play it by ear. Once my event was over, I still felt pretty good and said what the hell.  To kill time, I hung out in the HR lobby for about 35 minutes. At one point I noticed this guy walk by and look back at my shirt and smile..it took a second, but I realized it was Paul Mc Donald. then he leaned in to tell Nikki about it. I could clearly see him mouth the details, but they were starting to walk away and I was too nervous to run after them. Plus I would have looked like a freak. For the record, I made a shirt that said "Lil' Nudger." I *think* that's how Bella referred to Renesmee when she was in her belly at some point in the BD book.

As I was getting up to head over across the street to the convention center, I get a tweet from @mandysmind to get over to the line NOW. So I rushed & got there just in time. Sure enough about 10 minutes later the cast showed up. I was torn as to if I should have them sign my shirt, or the poster they gave out, I decided the shirt & my belly might get more reaction. And it did!

On to the pics!

Warning they were taken mostly by me, with my iPhone. The flash gets a little intense at times...so not the best quality.

Kellan Lutz.

I have seen him at Nordstroms for an event, but never talked to him or taken a pic with him.

He is soooo friendly & very warm! He wrote "I love you" on my belly.

Maggie Grace aka Irina.

Super friendly, super talkative, super appreciative.

Casey LaBow aka Kate.

Elizabeth Reaser, aka Mama Cullen. 

And she rubbed my belly :) Very sweet & appreciative.

Mia Maestro, also very sweet.

Mr. Rathbone lookin' smokin' hot!

He seemed "happier" & more talkative than the last few times

I saw him at 100 Monkeys shows. I congratulated 

him & he happily signed the belly & wrote congratulations.

Did I mention he looked hot? Yah, sorry folks, I love the clean shaven look.

Nikki Reed. Very sweet. GORGEOUS up close & in person.

Thinner than I thought she'd be. After I asked if she would sign, she immediately 

mentioned that Paul had seen my shirt in the lobby of the Hard Rock :)

AND look who also showed up about 20 minutes after the other cast members....

Mrs. Stephenie Meyer!

Gah!

Very talkative & personable. Took her time with each person.

Happy to sign and take pics. She thought I was crazy for not

finding out Baby G's sex. Wow. Just wow. I almost felt like 

I could cry. If it wasn't for this woman, I would have never had ES 

shove the books at me, there would have never been the Twlight Saga movies, 

I would have never started reading blogs, started a blog, found Twitarded, gone to Forks, or met all of you. It's been life changing & I have her to thank for an amazing 3 years.

Enough mush before I cry....

Here's my shirt, which I will frame probably.

SM right in the middle.

I'm sure @Twilovesue & others will have MUCH MORE detailed posts, but I'm pooped.  Some things to note...PFach was there, but seemed not as into it as everyone else. I got him to sign my belly really quick, which he thought was funny, even asked if it was movie prop. Think he was trying to joke. I didn't bother to ask for a picture. Angela Sarafyan, aka Tia, was probably the most talkative and sweetest out of everyone. I can't say enough about her. Just a doll. She wrote "to baby with love" and drew little hearts. Forgot to ask her for a pic. There were other Amazon & Denali Coven peeps there too, but if I couldn't remember who they were I didn't ask for a pic. Was afraid I'd call them by the wrong name or something LOL. Oh and Ashley Greene was there of course. Her 'handlers' said no pictures (the only ones that said no.) I asked if she could sign my belly and the girl almost rolled her eyes and said no. So when Ashley got closer I said hello & thank you for coming, then mentioned that I didn't have anything for her to sign and knew she could sign my stomach. She said of course she could & so she did. Odd thing is, I can't find her autograph ANYWHERE. I think she signed in silver ink against my grey shirt vs grabbing the black sharpie I'd borrowed from @misstejota. Ohwell. I already have an awesome pic with her from a 100 Monkeys concert. She is a doll. Last but not least, Mackenzie Foy was so cute, very quiet, took a good 30 second to write out her long signature at the bottom my shirt. Felt odd asking her for a pic lol.

I think that's it. Sorry if I was kind of all over the place. Preggo brain is no joke folks!

Can't wait to catch up on the BD2 cast panel videos, as well as see what the rest of the weekend has in store. Hopefully work isn't too busy tomorrow!

XOXO J

I Spy With My Little Eyes...

DEAN!!!!!!!!!!

mmm "Brooding Edward," sooooo delicious.

Yah yah, I know, they were pointing at THE WEDDING RING! But we knew he was going to be wearing one, didn't we? Hey, is Dean smiling? Wow, that might be a first. Come to think of it, if I had to protect Mr. Vampalicious, I'd look a bit stressed on a pretty consistent basis too.

Here's a another set pic from today. I spy Peter, Rob & Kellan!

FYI: Work is super busy, so sorry in advanced if I don't post much this week!

XOXO J

Papa Cullen Makes My Lady Bits Tingle

Paging Dr. Cullen...TwiredJen's vag needs mouth to mouth!



Holy crow. Check our Mr. Facinelli's new photoshoot...it's um...



DELICIOUS.

Don't hide Peter...I won't bite.

Mmm, what are you getting ready to do?
Me, hopefully.

Hot Damn.

This screams Fifty to me.

Totally looks like Christian Bale.
Me likey!

YUM.

Wow.


*source

And to think this man signed my boob [ok fine, it was my clavicle, but who's counting?]


Hope you enjoyed that display of deliciousness. I sure did. Please see the "source" for details on the shoot. K. Thanks. Bye.

Wait!

Miss my last post? Wouldn't be surprised if you did...as I'm a bit bloggy A.D.D this week. GO HERE! It's one of the BEST KStew fan vids I have EVER seen.

XOXO J

Mouth Porn Awards

As you read here the Twired Sista's (um, that's us) went to the Lunar Eclipse event last Saturday night with Twilove1 (Sue), LuvsMeSumEdward (Jessica) & her sis . It was great... and that greatness was largely due to being face to face with P Fach... (Thanks to me-I kid, I kid... Jen's and my motto, 'In it to win it!' has held true since the beginning of our twiventures last year). Sue got a pic of P Fach doing this thing with his mouth and... it prompted me to ponder all the sexy man-mouths there are in and amongst the saga... So I will now give out awards...
Drum roll please!

The second runner up:

Peter Faci-FaciNElli

Peter, you are gorgeous but you still surprised me the other night with your mouthporn qualities.

The first runner up (don't hate me, twitards):

Rob

Don't look so worried, Rob... Jen still wants your mouth more than
the winner's.

And the winner is....

Jackson... who will always be awarded the MOS title

As if the winner was any surprise, do you know who I am?

Until the next inspiration comes along,
Elusive S out!
xox

*The views and opinions expressed herein are those of ES and do not necessarily reflect the views of Twired© its affiliates (jen), or any non-twitards. The information provided has been obtained or derived from sources (ES) believed by the author to be reliable. However, the author does not make any representation or warranty, express or implied, as to the information's accuracy or completeness (except that Jackson is THE MOS and that Jackson, Rob and Peter are painfully sexy).

Jen Gets Her Boob Grazed & ES Does The Splits!

Sat night Twilove1 (Sue) & I carpooled to the "Twilight Night" event (PFach appearance & outdoor movie viewing!) at our local ball park, Petco Park. We left my place just before 2pm. We knew the doors would open at 5:30pm and that the first 1,000 people were supposed to get some sort of Twi-goodies. When we got there the line was approximately 150-200 (?) people long. Luckily we had "connections" a little further up in line! LuvsMeSumEdward (Jessica) asked us if we'd like to join her & her Sister. There was a ball park security guy who came around every so often to take counts...he allowed us to include ES, who joined us around 4pm, which I thought was cool. After a few hours of sitting around and chatting about all things Twi, the line eventually started to move, and we were SLOWLY herded into the park that is attached to our baseball stadium. As we were being being allowed in, Sue caught site of this...

LMAO!

I heard some muffled screaming & realized Mrs. P was still in my bag....from the convention!
Poor thing. Go Pads!

L-R Here is Sue, ES, myself and Jessica posing with our FREE shirts!
Too bad they have the dream-catcher and wolf pack tattoo in the background. GAG.

Once inside the park we saw that a band was playing (War Hero's???) and a few different booths were giving away free stuff such as Vitamin Water, Popcorn, buttons etc... They also had a red carpet set up with barricades. Since quite a few Twitards were posing on the red carpet for fun, I assumed that that was it's purpose. After perusing the booths we decided it was best to go stake our claim on a spot to watch the movies. Sue brought her Edward blanket and ES & I couldn't wait to sit on his face ;)

In fact, ES even did the splits! Dirty h00r.

After getting freaky with Edward, ES went in search of some libations...a beer or maybe even a glass of wine to sip during the movie. About 15 minutes later she walks back with a stack of nachos, no drinks in site...WTF?! "It's a dry event..." she says, with a look of horror & panic. She said she could see the beer behind the concession stand but it wasn't available for purchase. Guess it was just there to tease her ;) Anyways, after we got over the shock of it being a dry event, we started getting pumped for Peter Facinelli, however we had no idea how the whole thing would go down. I think most of us just expected him speak to us from one of the stages that had been set up.

"Twitard Hill."

After enjoying our nachos and chatting about all sorts of Twi-things, ES pointed to a crowd that had gathered around the red carpet. By the time we stopped debating whether or not we should join the crowd, it was about 10 ppl deep. She then had the idea to go stand against the barricade in front of a stage the band had been using, almost certain that he would eventually make his way over. No one was standing there and though we figured it was along shot, it was a shot nonetheless. After about 15 minutes of waiting, Christian Serratos arrived...oh yah, I forgot to mention she took the place of Edi Gathegi. She is sooo tiny & I couldn't see her through the line of Twitards. Soon after she arrived we heard screams erupt and Peter was escorted from the ball park up a ramp towards the "red carpet."

Here he is walking up the ramp next to the girl in black.


This was when I lifted my camera up to try and get a shot.
He is to the right of the guy in white wearing a blk hat.
He spent a good 20 min doing interviews and signing stuff on the "red carpet."

Eventually he made his way from the red carpet in our direction.
Doesn't the girl behind him look thrilled!?

Getting closer....

As this point, I sort of panicked. What am I going to ask him? Who's going to take the picture? Do I hand him the camera? Will he have a sharpie? All the while I'm looking at Sue expecting her to be the expert...seeing as she is the Eclipse camping, celeb attention-grabbing veteran. I kid. I also realized that I didn't have anything for him to sign. I'd always been more keen on having pictures of celebs...

closer...


Sooo hawt...want to touch the hiney!

Right as he approached us, I asked if he would take a picture with us...he said something to the effect of "I'm sorry but I'm short on time"...though I swear for a second he looked conflicted. I could tell from earlier that he wasn't taking pictures with people, but I figured it was worth a shot. The next thing I blurted out was "Could you please sign my shirt?!" Which of course he did, with his OWN SHARPIE. Duh, celebs usually have their own at events like this. Oh, and I swear to you that his forearm grazed my boob when he leaned in to sign my shirt. NOT ON PURPOSE of course. I love Jennie Garth too much to say anything remotely risque' about Mr. Facinelli.

Here he is signing my shirt (I think)...he had to lean over me to sign the girls stuff behind me,
which gave me the opportunity to get a couple nose hair shots ;)

Here is the pic Sue took of him signing my shirt!

As you can tell he looks very serious. I think he was just trying to sign as much stuff as possible before he had to go up on stage (not the one we were in front of..boo!) to do more interviews and Meet n' Greets with local radio contest winners.

He's a crappy pic of me & my PFach autograph.

Eventually they started Twilight on the big screen (awesome, since I had never seen Twilight on the big screen!) after PFach signed again for another 20 min or so. We watched all of Twilight, and New Moon up until the f*ckhawt sex strut. It was unusually cold & damp out, plus I had to work early this morning. Overall we had a great time. A total win.

Here is one more pic of him on stage, and a video from the local radio station that put together the event. Turn down your volume on the vid! It's totally worth watching though because you can see him smiling, unlike a lot of the pictures.

For some reason I couldn't catch him smiling.
btw, he ended up going back and signing for about 30 more minutes prior to them starting the movie.

CLOSE-UP pic of the autograph:


To wash or not to wash, that is the question. What do you think?

XOXO J

Twitards Aboard!

So the other day I was talking to a couple of my bloggy besties about the "Twilight Nights" event here in San Diego. It's an out door showing of both Twilight and New Moon with celeb appearances (PFach and Edi Gathegi in San Diego!) Scratch that...Christian Serratos took his place...Anyways, one of the gals mentioned that she had looked at plane tickets to San Diego out of curiosity, but that it was ridiculously expensive. That got me thinking...

We in Twitardia need our own private jet!

Imagine it...

TWI-AIR

or Twitard-Air, or Twihard-Air. The possibilities are endless.

It could be something like this.
Nondescript of course, we don't want anyone to know we're approaching (stalking).


How kick ass would that be? Seeing as So Cal has so many sweet Twilight related events, all of you that don't live near could use the private jet at your disposal. LA Premiere of Breaking Dawn 1...no problem! Can't afford a flight to Forks in the Fall...solved! Stalking Robstens future wedding w/ me & Lisa...easy-peasy! Following 100 Monkeys around the globe, painless!

Imagine a similar interior, but totally Twi-chic' of course! :)

Alcohol would flow freely on our flights! Just sayin'...

The private jet could even been used for casual rendezvous' as well! Here are a few examples:

Join Mrs. P for some diet coke/amaretto & dream analysis!
Help MB taste test for Thirsty Thursdays!
Bake Twilight cupcakes with TC!
Go to a ball game and share some boxed wine with Lisa!
Meet Mox at "The Ranch" for a weekend o' fun!
Hop on over to Serbia for a tour of Jelena's hometown!
Join me & ES for Bloody Mary Sundays!

Imagine how much fun we could have! Anyone have a spare twi-zillion dollars lying around?

Have a better idea for the name of our private jet?! Tell me, in the comments.

P.S. PFach pics from tonight's Twi event coming soon! SQUEEEE!

XOXO J

I Want Spoilers Like A Fat Kid Wants Cake.

And you don't? If you're a tight lil' Eclipse Virgin, you may want to run along now. Sorry!

I did not include the Eclipse sneak peak from the MTV movie awards in my earlier post, AWKWARD ADORKABILITY, because the post itself was long enough :) I see you nodding your head up and down, I can take a hint :) jk

If you missed it, or simply want to watch it again and again and again...here it is!

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

The real school parking lot confrontation starts like this:

Eclipse Page #77
"You could have called us," Edward said in a steel hard voice. "Sorry," Jacob answered, his face twisting into a sneer. "I don't have leeches on my speed dial." "You could have reached me at Bella's house of course." Jacobs jaw flexed, and his brows pulled together. He didn't answer. "This is hardly the place, Jacob. Could we discuss this later?

As you can see in the book, Jacob shows up at the school parking lot to confront Edward over the fact that Emmett crossed the treaty line in an attempt to chase off Victoria. Naturally, Paul attacked him for crossing the treaty line, & a wolf vs vamp fight ensued. Meanwhile, Victoria gets away. Bella has no idea about any of this because Edward whisks her off to Florida to visit Renee. Perfect timing Edward.

Reading back through it, (because you know it's been sitting on my bedside table for months) I realized that that brand new clip was significantly better than I originally thought. The only part that bugs is that Bella doesn't go jump onto Jake's bike and get whisked away into the mist. The principal breaks it up. Bella sneaks off on Jake's man-bike while Edward is off on a hunting trip. Right? Ugh, too exhausted to go back & flip through the pages AGAIN. However I now have a renewed sense of desire to finish re-reading Eclipes for the um..5th? time...

I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS FREAKIN' MOVIE!!!

On to the kick ass new stills! I apologize in advanced for my comments, I couldn't help myself.


Edward Cullen, I want you like a fat kid wants cake.
Just sayin'.

Bella's inner turmoil...hot or cold, soft or hard? PICK COLD & HARD!


Party at Billy's...woot woot! I hope to gawd the wolf pack is in better shape this time around.


Alice: "I smell wet poodle! Oh, it's just your hair. Sorry Jas."


They have "intense" down.


OMG. Emmett reminds me of this dude.
As for Rosalie, yay for non-hideous wigs!

Jessica: "Edward could so kick that Indian kids ass!"
Eric: "Oh shit, it's that kid from LA PUSSSHHHHHHH"

Angela: "Ummm...."
Mike: "Oh no he didn't!"


Charlie: "Take your feet off the coffee table. I am the law."
Bella: "Srsly?"

DILF ALERT!


Kristen: "So if, um...uh...if...Jake tries to jump through my window... again, can I taze him?"

AND THE NEWEST ONE!

( from Pattinson Ladies)

Find a few more pics here.

XOXO J