Rob In My 'Other' Loves Home Town!

This just might be too much for me to handle...Rob doing a BD fan event in Stockholm, Sweden...where the other love of my life is from.

ASkars

What? Did you think I meant the hubs...silly girls.

Thank goodness Alex wasn't there, my vagina might have sploded'.  Now onto the beautiful pics of Rob.

Mmm, Rob's naughty look.

What's a Rob Twi fan event without some jaw porn?

So adorable, I can't take it!

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He looks so beautiful. But what do you think of the black sweater? At first I thought it looked HOT...from a distance, but when I enlarged the pics, I saw it was sort of cable knit....and looked more like a woman's sweater. Wonder if he's taken a liking to borrowing KStew's clothes now? Is it payback time for all the clothes she's worn of his? Now if it was cream & a bit chunkier, it would remind me of that ever so sexy Vanity Fair photoshoot from long ago. Need a visual reminder?

I'm not sure about it, the black one. I like seeing him in something different, apart from his typical collared shirt and blazer...but the jury is still out.

Thoughts?

PS "Sploded" was originally invented by the adorable miss @LivingWithEdward

XOXO J

ASkars Thinks My Boobs Are Perfect. Please Don't Hate Me Rob.

I had a very long and involved dream last night. But I'll save you the torture and just share the parts that were clear and concise:

I was in some sort of room, similar to a restaurant or cafeteria. There was some kind of demonstration going on as to how to remove the heart from a member of the Volturi. Bizarre, I know. This probably has to do with the fact that DG was watching some movie last night where Denzel Washington was trying to save the life of his child who desperately needed a heart transplant. ANYHOO, after the demonstration I'm sitting around a cafeteria-style table with some friends and in walks the cast of True Blood. Of course I reacted as I could only imagine I would in real life....hyper ventilating and sqeeeing to my friends...practically orgasm-ing as I
lock eyes with Alexander Skarsgard.

"I can make you wet in 0.5 seconds

Fast fwd through the stuff I don't remember.......Next thing I know I'm in a bikini pushing myself across the floor on a pool toy in front of ASkars. Don't ask....think cheesy Maxim photo-shoot. Fortunately, he seems to like what he sees. He keeps staring at my ass, which I find ironic, considering it's practically non existent. Then all of a sudden I'm laying perpendicular to him with my back resting against his cream smooth & chiseled chest. We're on someone's sundeck and the houses are super close together. Much to my pleasure, he's eye-f*cking me, and I'm barely able to keep my lady bits in check. Naturally he proceeds to tell me how amazing my boobs are. He says they're perfectly sized and shaped. No shit, your skinny bitch has mosquito bumps & eating a hamburger wouldn't hurt, I think to myself. All of a sudden I realize I need to go get gas...WTF?!? Way to cock block my dream, car! So I excuse myself and tell Alex I'll be back asap. I rush off to the gas station and just as I finish paying & start to walk towards my asshole car, a gangsta' bitch decides to hold up the damn mini-mart! I drop to the pavement and she puts a gun in my mouth....(damn Denzel movie!)...I'm laying there with this silver gun in my mouth, not afraid for my life, but cursing the fact that I might miss out on the best sex of my life. FML!?! Then, I wake up.

I know, my dreams are effed up! Anyhoo, I'm sorry Rob, I adore you more than life itself...and you are sooo ridiculous beautiful it kills me. But, Alexander Skarsgard does things to me that should be illegal. Maybe it's because I am a huge Robsten fan...and incessant fantasizing about you makes me feel dirty? Possibly. I also kinda get how some girls have this distaste for KStew. Of course I don't, because I fell in love with Rob at the same time I fell in love with KStew, make sense?! To me, they're almost a packaged deal. BUT Kate Bosworth...I have no real ties to her beside Blue Crush (I freakin' LOVE that movie.) Otherwise, the bitch & her mosquito bites need to leave him alone.

See, she's like me, only SKINNY as f*ck.

ASkars needs to get a clue.

That is all.

XOXO J

Robsten Arrives In Vancouver & ASkars Loves Sundresses.

According to Robert Pattinson Life and other sources, Robsten arrived in Vancouver yesterday. Damnit, why couldn't I have stayed in LA yesterday evening to just "hang out" at LAX. No, I wouldn't be some crazy ass stalker fan if I spotted them, I'd just stand to the side quietly shitting my pants. Definitely a time when Depends would come in handy ;)

His old school MTV Varsity jacket is killin' me.
PS Totally LOVING his hair.

These type of pics always make me feel for Kristen.
She's obviously anticipating the crazy fans & aggressive paps.

On an entirely different subject...NOTE: If you're not an ASkars fan, you can skip along.

Last night I had a dream about Alexander Skarsgard...again. BUT this time, I didn't get shafted. Hmm speaking of shafts......Oh right, my dream. Anyways the dream was much more involved than just the ASkars part, but that's the part that counts, right?

ASkars as Mr. Eric Northman.
YUM.

Sorry, got distracted. Basically in the dream I was trying to hook up with him, AGAIN. Anyhoo, in the dream we were at some kind of country club/hotel in the woods that apparently his father owned. I knew where he was staying and I just showed up to his room. He seemed a little annoyed and put off. So I left slightly embarrassed. Later, I get a note from his saying that I need to meet him at a the tennis court after lunch...but at this point it's already 4pm so I hightail it back to my place to change and shower.

THEN I WAKE UP!

Of course I'm internally cursing at myself for waking up and praying to gawd I can fall asleep and back into the dream.... GUESS WHAT?! IT WORKED! For the first time in my entire life, I actually fell back asleep and into the amazing dream I was having....

Back into the dream: When I go to the tennis court he's not there, so I go in search of him. While searching I read his note again and realize I hadn't read the second half, which is where he told me to make sure and wear a sundress. Of course I race back to my room again and fly through my Sister's closet because she owns a ton of dresses and I own one. I run back to Alex's room and find him in a dark hallway sitting in a chair with a girl on his lap. Of course she's some European looking model with a sun dress on. I internally tell myself to suck it up and turn on the charm. I saunter over towards him and sit on his free knee. He looks a little taken aback & slightly pleased. He then encourages to me to kiss the girl, but I'm totally NOT interested in her, all I want is him. Minutes later, another model looking chick comes over and starts kissing the girl sitting next to me. They walk off together leaving me with Mr. Gorgeous. I get up and turn around so that I'm straddling him face on. We start to kiss, slowly at first, and then more aggressively. I slow him down, and bite his lower lip. He seems to like it, so I do it more. Then I feel his erection pressing against my underwear, because of course I'm wearing a sundress. We continue making out until I'm satisfied, which doesn't take more than another 30 seconds ;)

In appreciation of Mr. Skarsgard....and with hopes I'll dream about him a third time...

I have it bad.

XOXO J