I'll Be Sportin' Adult Diapers On My Way To Forks.

Yes that's right, don't be surprised if I show up to the Forks Motel sportin' adult diapers. No, it's not because I'm incontinent or have a heavy flow, it's because I'm now scared as shit to stop off to relieve myself on my way to Forks. As some of you may know, I have decided to drive by myself from SeaTac to Forrrrrrrrrrks. For some f*cked up reason I thought it would be liberating. Those views changed a bit today when I was looking at the Washington Stage Dept of transportation cams (yes, I'm weird like that.)

Pretty.......creepy.

Sure it's pretty, but doesn't it just scream HORROR MOVIE? Ok maybe it's just me, but when I think of the PNW (Pacific Northwest) I think of horror movies such as "The Ring 1 & 2," "The Wickerman," and "Rose Red"...just to name a few. And speaking of...while I was looking at pictures online I was telling my co-worker about this freaky movie called "The Vanishing." The movie is about a couple who pulls over at a rest stop to use the restroom and the wife disappears. Turns out she was abducted by this crazy dude played by Jeff Bridges. It wasn't until later in the day that I realized it's supposed to take place in Washing State! Oh gawd, is that an omen?

Not that I would EVER stop at one...

I'd sure as shit never stop at a rest stop...with someone or alone. It just screams scary movie.
Did you also know that Ted Bundy went to the University of Pudget Sound as well as WSU?! And what about the Green River Killer...thankfully I believe he's in prison & on death row.

I truly enjoy driving alone, and thought it would be somewhat therapeutic/spiritual in a way. However now I'm a little freaked out. What if it's raining and I can't see the road and hit a deer? What if the Green River Killer escapes and comes after me? What if I'm pulled over and it's NOT Chief Swan, but a freaky toothless Sheriff (think Texas Chainsaw Massacre.) FML. I'm so wearing adult diapers so I don't have to stop at any questionable places to pee or poop. I always get poopy when I travel due to excitement or even anxiety, so the prospect of having to poop will be pretty high. It could also go the other way though...I might be so nervous the night before that I poop everything out. It could happen...it has happened.






The PNW always used to give me the creeps thanks to all of the horror movies I have watched in my lifetime, however Twilight helped to obliterate any negative thoughts I had. Sadly today I got a little off track. Anyhoo, gotta end on a positive note right? I just found out that Washington State does NOT make the list of most dangerous states. However, my home state of CA is # 15 for... the win! I'm sure Compton is to blame :) Anyhoo Mrs. P was worried about me driving alone, she best believe I'll be in contact with her & a few others via my new crackberry. I want ya'll to know where I am... just in case...

P.S. New WFE set pics of The Precious, awesome new pics from the Eclipse Premiere & info on the Teen Choice Awards...curious? Go here! Lotsa new stuff!

P.S.S I'll be fine, I just need to get back into thinking of all things Twilight when it comes to that area....& purge the scary thoughts from my twisted brain.

XOXO J