I Still Want To Dry Hump Your Face.

If you're sensitive to pap pics of Rob, you might want to skip this...though it is only one pic...

Admittedly, one of my first thoughts upon seeing these pictures  of Rob and Sam leaving a grocery store in LA was "good gawd, is that Rob's sparkly peen?!"

"Rob's Adidas ensemble is soooooo 1998!" But we all know Rob is a vintage kinda guy.

Bahhhahaa.

Rob, you need some So Cal sunshine on those Brit legs.

I gotta hand it to him for wearing shorts!

Rob totally reminds me of the football players from my High School [except most of them weren't white.] Especially since he's sportin' the sweat-shorts. I can smell those guys now, exiting the gym all showered, dicks on red alert, reeking of "Brut." Those were the days.

Seriously, does Rob have some kind of endorsement deal with Adidas that we're all completely unaware of? Maaaybe just maybe he borrowed whatever he could off of Sammy Boy's bedroom floor? That's not an entirely unrealistic thought...

What do you think of Rob's shopping attire? I'm NOT one to criticize... ...much to JJ's dismay, I have been known to leave the house in sweats yoga pants and a t-shirt, sans make up. But Rob...wearing Adidas might send the wrong message...

I mean, were you hoping to attract Amy Winehouse?

Too late.

RIP Amy Winehouse

Rob, if you're reading, please clue me in. Oh and fyi, your attire does nothing to sway me from wanting to dry hump your face...just sayin'.

Carry on with your fuckhawt self!

XOXO J

Slight Cure to Rob the Drought.

Here's Rob leaving Sam Bradley's concert last night in LA.

Rob...I love you.

That is all.

Wearing his signature LB hat & looking serious. I'd look that way if the paps were harassing me too!

I like to think the LB stands for LOVELY BOY.

To see tons more pics. GO HERE.

XOXO J

Random Pics & Rob's Talented Friends.

So Jessica (aka @LuvsMeSumEdward) sent this to me. It's a picture we all took from Twilight Night at Park @ the Park here in San Diego...ya know...the night I got PFach's signature on my boob..er..clavicle? We were standing in front of a green screen so we had no idea what would be in the back ground. I was hoping it would be Rob with his hands on our tits...Um, not quite. Anyhoo, here is how it turned out.

Back: Sue, Jess & her Sis. Front: Me & ES.
Ok...my hair was doing some weird curling under sh*t...I blame the June Gloom.

On a completely different note, ES & I went to see Bobby Long at Anthology here in San Diego tonight. He rocked. That is all. JK, no really, he was awesome. If I squinted, I could pretend it was The Precious! He even wore a plaid button up shirt that I swore I have seen grace Robs tit-tays. Hmmm, maybe they share clothes? Anyhoo, we were supposed to have upstairs general admin seating...turns out they closed the upstairs so we had a great seat at the bar facing the stage. Flashes weren't allowed, so my pics were crap. Anyhoo, he seems to really like plaid shirts, like someone else we know! Here are some random google pics.

Mmm I'm sensing a Rob/Jackson hybrid...no?

Yum.

Of course I was wondering (praying to the Robsten Gawds) if maybe Robsten was upstairs...doubt it. Seeing as they could easily wait to see his show in LA on Friday...which Ms. Twilove01 (aka Sue) will be going to! So jealous!!!

Anyways, I will admit it was hard to keep track at first. Bobby Long, Marcus Foster & Sam Bradley...all musicians, all friends of Rob. Bobby and Marcus wrote "Let Me Sign" & Marcus wrote "I was broken"... both of which Rob sang for the Twilight soundtrack.

I can say with complete confidence that Bobby Long sounds fantastic in person. He put on a show that was just under 2 hours. It was acoustic & the sound in the venue was amazing. Here is one of my favorite songs of his thus far...





I will be honest and say seeing BL live kind of made me sad that Rob might never play in public again because of his outer-worldly popularity :(

In case you need a reminder of how f*ckhawt Rob sounds singing, here he is singing "I Was Broken" back in 09' I think...at Whiskey A Go Go in LA.

That just does me in. Dead.

Seriously hearing Rob sing that song just kills me...in a gooooood way. I know Lisa totally knows exactly what I'm talking about. ES & I tend to talk a lot about Jackson's voice, and it is unbelievably sexy. However, I think Rob singing this song is liquid sex. I'm wondering if it might be possible to orgasm from hearing this alone. I wouldn't doubt it.

Speaking of Rob & his musically inclined buddies...here he is with Kristen spotted leaving Sam Bradley's show in LA last night. Ahhhh Robsten, how I love you so!

XOXO J