I'm convinced my cat is a Vampire.

I'm starting to believe my cat is a Vampire. He's always had a split personality...But here's what tipped me off. I'm sitting on the floor with my back against the couch...perusing Twi-sites of course...when all of a sudden he bites the back of my neck...then runs off! This has happened more than once mind you. Sometimes it starts with a bit of a sniff, and then a quick bite and run maneuver. I have noticed some other signs.

1. His golden eyes...hello...is he channeling Edward or what?
2. His fangs...(ok maybe Edward didn't have them...but my cats cool like that)
3. His mood swings give me whiplash. One second he's flirty & brooding, the next he's on the hunt, or whining about something.
4. His "bite & run" maneuver...he's FAST.
5. Sometimes I could swear he knows what I'm thinking.
6. He tends to have a knack for appearing out of thin air.

Jake the "not so undercover" Vampire.
-J

Robsten Vid...feel the oooey goooey love?

(from Robstenlovers)

I am one of those freaks that actually gives a flying f*ck about Robsten. I know they aren't Edward & Bella (kind of)...jk. Anyhoo, you can just see the sexual tension overflowing in their eyes. Can you not? I'm going to give you my theory, whether you like it or not:
I believe she was dating Michael Angawhatshisface during Twilight...but that she def found Rob super irresistible (don't we all?) I believe that her feelings were obvious and that really bugged whatshisface...I believe she broke up with whatshisface somewhere around the beginning or middle of New Moon filming, because she could no longer hide her budding lust for Rob...I believe she and Rob were flirting hard core with her new found singledom...and I believe they started hooking up/dating (whatever) towards the middle to end of New Moon. You can read more on my Robsten theory here.

*I must close this by saying...as long as they are happy, I'm happy...WAIT ...WTF....who am I kidding? I don't even know if I could exist in this world if they broke up from their un-admitted relationship. Well unless he left her to be with me of course.
-J

Muddy Memories

Elusive S here.
I was driving today and found myself trying to recall a drunken conversation. It was so hazy, so painful to try and recall the words, much less the subject. It was as though I was squinting through... hey wait a minute! My mind wandered 0.2 seconds further before I burst into a giggle: It was like trying to see through muddy water-the memory was there but it was hard to make out details. I think when Stephenie Meyer was describing Bella's hazy human memories in BD, dear old Steph was channeling a wild boozie night ( in which she took a break from being mormon).
: )

x
S

Early Eclipse Screening?

Eclipse early screening?
Where do I sign up?

You can read it for yourself here. I found it over at Twifans. Do you think it's real? Did this guy really see a rough-draft of Eclipse and then write about it?

I'm not sure what to make of it. No offense, but the supposed guy who says he saw it can't write for sh*t. If you read some of the follow up comments, you'll see that apparently someone else has seen it as well. Personally I think anyone could make up a story about seeing a pre-screening, even if they hadn't read the books. Their is enough info about the books/movies on sites such as imdb and wikipedia.

What do you think?

-J

NYE Twiredness!

JEA-LOUS?!?!?!?

Gave Twired-Sista' some lipstick.
Note to self: Bad idea.

Sista' and I decided to play it low-key this year...I mean hello, we're 25 & almost 30 (gasp!) We drank some vino/beer, danced around like hooligans in schmexy gowns to none other than 100 Monkeys, played some Wii bowling, and pretended to be the Von Trapp family...minus the talent.

I must give Holiday thanks to the Twired boyfriend for tipping me off to this twitastic Letterman re-run. Swoon.
-J

We heart Ash Greene

Thx to Twifans.
Ashley Greene doing some NYE grocery shoppin'.
I think she's adorable, and so naturally pretty. Go Ash!
-J

3rd Place...wtf?

I check Robsessed about 20 times a day, if I'm being on the conservative side...as well as a handful of fantastic blogs (some of which inspired my own)...At my last check...2:09pm San Diego time, I see that our boy RPattz was 3rd Best Dressed Male according to Heat Magazine. Really? 3rd? WTF? He should have been #1, because he could be sportin' (wood...get your mind out of the gutter) a tutu and he'd still be hot. That tutu would be the best article of clothing EVER! Ballet Rob anyone?

Ok, with all due respect...cough cough...I know not everyone sees him the way we do, but really? I admit that I thought he was pretty damn fugly before reading Twilight. I was like "Who is this Robert Pattinson hobo?" Then of course, after reading Twilight and envisioning RP as EC...he became certifiably the hottest man alive... I wonder if someone wrote a book as popular as Twilight (will never happen) and they cast me in the movie as the hottest female character from the book, desired by all mankind...I wonder if I'd become just as lusted after?

Back to reality...I'm deciding I don't care he was #3. Seriously, he does just throw shit together, and that's what makes him so adorkable. Best dressed or not. Happy Saturday all you non-weekend workers!
-J

ROBSTEN/UK...OMG!

Found these over at Robsessed

Totally made my first day of 2010 kick a**! Yes clearly I am a Robsten supporter....err crazed fan. Kristen looks adorable, and of course Rob looks adorkable as always. So jea-lous of that little girl!!!

Apparently they were spotted on or around Boxing Day 12/26...and seeing as I am the daughter of a Brit, I know all about Boxing Day...however I wont bore you with the drab details. All I know is growing up we used to laze around all day and look through our goodies from Christmas. Now some of us work in the hospitality business, so celebrating those little holidays isn't always possible. Bah humbug! But wait...Robsten was spotted...that's my focus. Instantaneous good mood! What a start to my New Year...Robsten pics + Bloody Mary's...does it get any better? Me thinks not. (I know we have no pics of them together...however, what the hell else would KStew be doing visiting the Isle of White?) Exactly...making up for lost time with RPattz.
-J