I'm starting to believe my cat is a Vampire. He's always had a split personality...But here's what tipped me off. I'm sitting on the floor with my back against the couch...perusing Twi-sites of course...when all of a sudden he bites the back of my neck...then runs off! This has happened more than once mind you. Sometimes it starts with a bit of a sniff, and then a quick bite and run maneuver. I have noticed some other signs.
1. His golden eyes...hello...is he channeling Edward or what?
2. His fangs...(ok maybe Edward didn't have them...but my cats cool like that)
3. His mood swings give me whiplash. One second he's flirty & brooding, the next he's on the hunt, or whining about something.
4. His "bite & run" maneuver...he's FAST.
5. Sometimes I could swear he knows what I'm thinking.
6. He tends to have a knack for appearing out of thin air.
Jake the "not so undercover" Vampire.
-J
OMG! It's Catward! Too funny
ReplyDeleteLove CATWARD!!! LOL
ReplyDelete-Jen
LOVE this post! You just earned a spot in my Freaking Friday post for things that made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteLisa
Thx Lisa, just saw this comment now...I guess their must be a way to be notified of comments right...rather than just looking for them? Duhhh....
ReplyDeleteHoly awesome! Catward FTW!(yes, I'm going thru old blog posts again because I didn't get very far last time. And I'm procrastinating on sleeping!) This totally reminded me of a post I need to write about how I'm convinced I'M a vampire. Yeah...you'd think I would know if I was, but I'm not so sure. I'm not even really sure what I'm writing as there is a picture of Jasper to the left of this comment box and I can't stop staring at it.
ReplyDeleteYour cat is definitely a vampire. Does he watch you sleep? Maybe try to jump on his back and see if he runs through the woods. If so, then that's a clear sign that it's true.