It's Halloweenish

This apparently isn't brand spankin' new, but it's new to me.  

Kristen in French Glamour...so pretty, want to touch the hiney.

Hot Damn Girrrrrl.

I was going to do a Haloween post, but I figure this pic is Halloweenish...you know, with the orange & black ;)

Yah yah, I'm lame. I had a busy ass day at work today, then came home, turned myself into a zombie & went to my parents to 'experience' the trick or treaters as well as grub down some chili & corn bread.

Here were my costumes for the weekend:

Saturday night I went to a neighborhood dive bar with ES. I was a "sexy lifeguard." The booty shorts were a bit much for me, so I wore yoga pants...but I did have a real red skimpy bathing suite. I'll spare you the horror. Here's a tame pic with the little jacket on:

 @ ES's place, getting ready to go out.

Tonight I threw together this little ensemble...Quite a switch ;)

Zombie, cannibal...it's all the same...

Hope you had a safe & super fun Halloween. 

Is it Friday yet?

XOXO J

Rob In My 'Other' Loves Home Town!

This just might be too much for me to handle...Rob doing a BD fan event in Stockholm, Sweden...where the other love of my life is from.

ASkars

What? Did you think I meant the hubs...silly girls.

Thank goodness Alex wasn't there, my vagina might have sploded'.  Now onto the beautiful pics of Rob.

Mmm, Rob's naughty look.

What's a Rob Twi fan event without some jaw porn?

So adorable, I can't take it!

*Source

He looks so beautiful. But what do you think of the black sweater? At first I thought it looked HOT...from a distance, but when I enlarged the pics, I saw it was sort of cable knit....and looked more like a woman's sweater. Wonder if he's taken a liking to borrowing KStew's clothes now? Is it payback time for all the clothes she's worn of his? Now if it was cream & a bit chunkier, it would remind me of that ever so sexy Vanity Fair photoshoot from long ago. Need a visual reminder?

I'm not sure about it, the black one. I like seeing him in something different, apart from his typical collared shirt and blazer...but the jury is still out.

Thoughts?

PS "Sploded" was originally invented by the adorable miss @LivingWithEdward

XOXO J

Tits in Brussels?

Cute pic from BD Brussels fan event - via Robsessed.

"Did I just see that chicks tits?"

:)

Rob was looking super handsome. Check out lots more pics HERE

XOXO J

BD Honeymoon - Extended Version!!! (fancy title,eh?!)

This really doesn't need an introduction, other than @LuvsMeSumEdward sent it to some of us via my original email chain that sparked this post by the ever so h00rish fabulous JJ.  How's that for a run on sentence? Pretty please go check out JJ's post first, as her take on everything inevitably causes a lil' panty dribble. Mine, not so much. Then come back here & watch the extended version. Trust me, it's worth it. I was left with my vagina  mouth gaping wide open.





Sooo.....watcha think?!


I think I died.

XOXO J

A Thousand Years

I know I'm totally late to the party on this, but I finally took some quiet time to listen to Christina's Perri's "A Thousand Years." It's going to be on the BD part 1 soundtrack & I figured I better bring myself up to speed.

If you haven't listened to it either, here it is.





What do you think? It gives me chills. Especially the beginning. I can just see it being played as Alice is getting Bella ready in the bathroom, and then as she's about to walk down the isle.  I cannot believe that BD is just a few weeks away. I haven't had much time to really think about it as I have in the past with New Moon & Eclipse, but I'm definitely anticipating it...probably more than Eclipse...which is odd since Eclipse was my favorite book.

What are your plans for BD part 1? Going to the midnight showing? Waiting till the next day (Friday)?

XOXO J

You Can't Fool Us Rob!

Does Rob really think that all he has to do is grow a beard and we'll all have no clue who he is? Granted, I'm not a rocket scientist, but I know Rob when I see him ;)

I mean really Rob,  if you came walking through LAX disguised as one of these bearded dudes, then we might not know it's you.

Definitely NOT Rob.

Not Rob, but he does win for best beard. Is that a windmill? Hope so, because I'm severely distracted by his chin....it looks like a hairy ass, or vagina, depending on your perception....and I'm gonna puke.

Most definitely NOT Rob. But I do like the black and white.

Thinking of you @17foreverlisa

You can't fool us Rob, you sexy thang you.  [Side note:I'm not a fan of beardy Rob, not at all.]  But I suppose it makes you feel somewhat incognito...you know, with all those paparazzi chasing you around.
It's a mask...

Seriously though, we know what you look like without it...a hot piece of ass heart-breakingly beautiful man.

 Mmm I wish that was my finger between those lips...

There is no hiding the lip porn my dear friend. We see it & it's making us wet.

What's in your hot pocket Rob?

All silliness aside, I'm hoping Mr. Pattinson is heading to London to visit his injured love.

Speaking of her, have you seen this picture. When I was searching for the above link, I found a wiki site with this photo. Pretty neat, I think...

KStew on set of SWATH

*Pics of Rob @ LAX today 10/21. Source - Robsessed

Are you a fan of beardy Rob? Where do you think he's headed?


UPDATE: Rob was heading to PARIS for BD promotions with Ash Greene. Hmmm, Paris is not far to London :) Maybe he'll hop a short flight over after?

XOXO J

It's Not A "Rumour," Stevie Loves Twilight.

I am a HUGE Fleetwood Mac & Stevie Nicks fan. I realize many of you may not know this.  I remember hearing Fleetwood Mac emanating from my parents stereo at a young age, and later on around the age of 18 or 19 re-discovered that their sound reminded me of a very happy place...my childhood.

"Rumours" came out in 77', I was negative 2 & a 1/2 ;)

In 2003 I was lucky enough to experience their "Say You Will" reunion tour up in Anaheim.  It was the most amazing concert of my life.  The USC band came marching in during "Don't Stop" which was pretty kick ass & I also fell in love with Lindsey Buckingham. Weird I know, but their is just something about him.

Anyways, what does Fleetwood Mac or Stevie Nicks have to do with Twilight? I'll tell you my friend...Stevie appears to be a Twilight fan.

See the article here:

Stevie Nicks's Twilight-inspired song “Moonlight (A Vampire’s Dream)” from her current album “In Your Dreams.”

Here is read what Stevie had to say about the song :-


MOONLIGHT (A Vampire’s Dream)—It was 2009 and I was on tour in Melbourne, Australia. I needed to stay awake to avoid jet lag. I went to see the film “New Moon” and then we all sat around and watched the Michael Jackson movie… By then it was midnight and I knew I had to go back and see “New Moon” again. Afterward I started an essay about all the “Edwards” in my life. I thought about all the tales of abandonment and the beautiful love story of Bella and Edward. He’s cursed to live life as a monster but Bella sees through. Yet—he leaves her because he knows that is what he has to do. She sits in her chair for months. I so understood that feeling. We went on to Brisbane and I kept thinking, “Why can’t they be together?” And at that moment, I wrote the song. And the very next moment I said to myself, “I’m ready to make a record now.” Before that I wondered if I would ever make another record but I knew it was time. This is one of my favorite songs on the record. We kept a photo of Bella and Edward on the soundboard while we recorded.

Via Twifans.com

Check out the song HERE. Blogger is not letting me upload it. Jerk.

I hope this song grows on me..I might need to politely ignore Stevie's freaky-ass look in order for that to happen...or just close my eyes.

  Nooo, I'm not hating on her, but you have to admit she's a bit nutty. Love her though.

Gypsy is probably one of my all time favorite songs.

Oh lookey, blogger stopped being a jerk.

Anyhoo, just thought I'd share. I was quite thrilled to see one of my favorite artists & OBVIOUSLY one of my favorite obsession coincide.

 Thoughts?

XOXO J

The Ever So Alluring Ashley...

...on the cover of Allure!

via twifans.com

She looks just as pretty in person.

We all have red eyes here, so annoying.

Oh well, she's a total sweetheart.

P.S. 33 MORE DAYS TILL BREAKING DAWN! Now that the wedding & honeymoon are through (mine) I can really concentrate on squeeeeeeing for Edward & Bella's!

XOXO J

Is It Because I have Been Away?

This is a pic of Rob (as if I need to inform you) taken during the WFE premiere in London.  

Is it just me, or does he look ravishing?

I'm thinking it's because I have been away...

My Robmones are clearly in full force, so any pic is potentially lethal...for my vagina.

  

You are so beautiful Rob...so beautiful.

I can't wait to see him at the BD Convention in LA.

Oh, you hadn't heard?! Neither had I!!!!

It's officially confirmed that Rob, along with Kristen & Tay will attend the convention just like they did last year. YIPPEEEE!

 I'm there!

PS Honeymoon pics this weekend, promise!

XOXO J

The Wedding You've All Been Waiting For!

Edward & Bella's!

Twired Jen & DG's!

The long awaited, much anticipated wedding has passed. Time sure flies when you're planning a wedding, that's for sure.

I'd like to warn you that this post isn't one of those fancy posts where I get all philosophical & describe the wedding as if it was a fairy tale.  Truth be told, it did kick ass....but it also kicked my ass.  We celebrated from Wednesday night 9/28 through Tuesday night 10/4, no joke.  I'm as worn out as honeymoon Bella, sans the human/vampire hybrid growing in her womb.

That said, I'd like to share some pictures with you. But before I do that, I'm ridiculously proud to announce that I did not, I repeat I DID NOT SUFFER BOUTS OF DIARRHEA on wedding day! Shock of all shocks my bowels functioned somewhat normally!  I owe the poo gods big time for that one.

Without further adieu....some pictures.... unprofessional ones of course.

Checked into the hotel where I used to work the day before the wedding.

ES couldn't have been a better MOH/Sista'.  We had cocktails in the bar, she made me drink water, we got ready for the rehearsal dinner...she drove!

PS Sun was in our eyes...crappy pic.

Once we got back to the hotel room after the dinner, we had wine in the Jacuzzi & chatted about all sorts of things.  We cheated our (2) glass limit & continued  in the room...that's not coffee in my cup.  We watched Grey's Anatomy & we were asleep by 10:30. I actually slept! 5 hours to be exact. Once 3:30am rolled around, I couldn't fall back asleep. Still, I was so paranoid about NOT sleeping, that I was satisfied with some sleep.

We spent the early morning watching the news and drank our coffee in bed, then went to get our nails done.  All the while ES made sure I was eating here and there.  Again, totally impressed with myself for eating. I was even able to slug back a bottle glass of Dom Perignon in the afternoon while we got ready. PS it's ok.  Definitely not worth $300. And no, we didn't buy it.

I was lucky enough to have Brian Bond do our wedding make up.

Brian is a celebrity make up artist from LA, however he grew up in San Diego. He's ridiculously talented and so fun to watch.

Finished product, sans hair...

ES's beautiful eye make up!

Girls ready to roll!

Gma's 1st time in a limo! 

I was super calm at this point...oddly enough.

Solo pics pre-ceremony.

DG fumbled on a word, I laughed. Typical.

I doooooooo?

LOVE the facegrab.

Married!

We did photos after the ceremony.

The cake was perfect, just what I envisioned. The florist decorated it with the orchids and little mum thingys...love how they added the chartreuse color I wanted.

Tables....love them! The orchids were the most perfect  dark purple.

This pic does not do the color justice...

Bouquets - The florist got the EXACT calla lilies I wanted.

That's it for now. I will post more of the reception soon....those are the really fun ones LOL!

PS I'm almost ashamed to say this for fear of public hanging...but I did not incorporate or hide Twi into my wedding at all!  Truly, I just forgot.  My mind was going a mile a minute all week leading up to the big day.  This doesn't mean it wasn't brought up in some way or another. The Pastor did NOT know about Twilight, but he made reference to my love of concerts in LA....only a select few of us knew what that really meant...100 MONKEYS BABY!

I still wish I would have remembered Mini E....I thought about him halfway through the reception & was so pissed I'd forgotten.  Oh well.

I thought of all of you in Forks quite a bit though!  Hope you had a blast!  Now I'm off on a vacation of my own....tomorrow: Paradise Island, Bahamas baby!

We're staying at an all inclusive resort near Atlantis.

Does anyone see Edward swimming with the dolphins? Hmm....

BE BACK 10/13 :)

XOXO J

KStew Goes Vintage Pin-Up!

WOWZA! KStew goes vintage pin-up. 

Very nice, very nice ;)

via Twifans.com

XOXO J