It's Atrocious.

I saw this article on Breaking Dawn Movie News & had to share....

Apparently there is an annual Toy Fair somewhere, and theTonner Doll Co. (who's previously created Twilight dolls) is super excited to unveil the Jasper Hale doll.

Their description of the atrocity, I mean...doll...is as follows:

"The love of ALICE CULLEN’s life, JASPER HALE, joins the ranks of Tonner® Character Figures! The newest member of the CULLEN family comes dressed in a deep blue dress shirt with dark wash jeans and faux leather belt. Molded shoes and CULLEN bracelet also included."

Wait for it....

Really?!

Sure, I could spend some time comparing him to Ronald Mc Donald or maybe a red-headed version of Edward Scissorhands, but I'm just too lazy.

What do YOU think?


XOXO J

Happy V Day!

Hello lovely ladies. Just wanted to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day. Whether your single, dating, married or still hoping RPattz will land in your bed, I hope you just enjoy the day. If you're alone, pour a drink, take a bubble bath and just celebrate YOU. It wouldn't hurt to hang that extra Rob poster up in the bathroom...you know, for company and all ;)

*sigh*

Love & Kisses,

TWIRED JEN & ELUSIVE S

This Just Makes Me Smile.

Blogger is being a f*cknut and wont let me post the vid I want to post. So I am going to have to share the link. CLICK HERE. It's a new Robsten fan vid, so if you're not interested, move along. For those interested...trust me when I say it's AMAZING. The Vanity Fair photo shoot is one of my all times faves & this vid features quite a descent amount of footage I hadn't seen.


Moving on...I never posted the following pic. Not quite sure why, but I just saw it again here, and realized there might be some of you out there that haven't even seen it yet.

It truly takes my breath away.

All I can say is, THANK YOU BILL CONDON. If this is just a sneak peek of what's to come throughout the two movies, then AMEN brother, AMEN.

XOXO J

Happy Birthday To You....

TAYLOR LAUTNER!

TLaut, Taycob, Tay...whatever you may call him...

is 19 today!

Trust me when I say that if I was 15, I'd be all over his sh*t. In fact, the boys ass kinda makes me moist. And that scene in Eclipse where he's leaning up against the car all laid back and oooozing sex? Yeah, I'm *cough pervert cough* into it.

Team Jacob? Hell no.

Team Taylor...hell no.

But, I do appreciate the fact that he's a "fine young man" ....

[who I'd let stick his peepy in my vag should I ever get the opportunity...there, I said it]

Sure.

Since I'm in an appreciating mood, let's appreciated this fine young semen..I mean specimen:

*This is gay, but whatev'* I was lazy and stole it from here.

YUMMY.

My s/o wears pants like these, but his stomach doesn't quite look like this.

Oh..snap!

"Hey there Bella..."

Always gotta represent *LISA* w/ the blk & wht.

XOXO J

You So Ugly Girl!

They sometimes start with this. It's great for pumping up the crowd...as if we need any pumping...

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL FEBRUARY 19th! It will be our 7th show! *I count based on outfits I wore...it's the only way I can remember! Jackson sometimes repeats outfits, so I can't count his ;)

1. LA Viper Room -jeans & black top
2. LA Viper Room -leggings & purple top
3. San Diego Soma -leggings & green top
4. LA Viper Room -skinny jeans, boots & black top
5. San Diego HOB -jeans & black top(?)
6. LA Viper Room -jeans & white leopard print tank with black wrappy thing.
7. LA Roxy-???

That is all.

XOXO J

Jackson Is Way Gooder Than Justin Bieber!

Often on busy days I barely have time to sneak a glance at my blog email. But when I do take a look, it's sooo hard to stop at just one one...mainly because their is a whole thread of witty shit.

You chicks KILL ME.

Today was a perfect example of this...I was trying to finish up some stuff at work when @Jaymes805 emails a few of us about a quick convo she had with a co worker. In a nutshell, she told her co worker how excited she was to go to her concert. The girl jokingly said "Justin Bieber?" and of course followed up with "JK. That Vampire guy?"

The following is the email thread (well, most of it):

Me: LMAO! That 'Vampire Guy' is sure hot as hell on stage. TRUST.

Jaynes805: Please pick my jaw up off the floor when I start drooling. Crap, I'm gonna need to wear a diaper. I sure hope I'm drunk by the time they go on stage or I might actually have a heart attack. Jackson is my Bieber. (I want a shirt that says that.) Jk. I'll be cool.

Me: LOL! Or it could stay "Screw Bieber Fever, I Want Some Jackson Action!" PS I am copywriting that RIGHT NOW. AND, I'm going to post about it. Just sayin'. YES, I will give you credit for saying Jackson is my Bieber.

Sarah and I always try to have a couple drinks before...and end up pretty buzzed once the night is through. BUT you don't want to be DRUNK when they go on....cause what if you puke!?!? Then you might end up in the bathroom missing out!

Jaymes805: Haha yesss!!! I might have to steal Amanda's comp tonight to read that post. I would read it from my phone but I'm guessing there will be a Jackson picture on it somewhere and I will need to see it in full force.

LuvsMeSumEdward: Lmao! Jamie- I volunteer to smack you around if you start getting too out of control when he gets on stage ;) Jen...so are you gonna wear the birthday sash or the "screw Justin Bieber" shirt ;) I'm so effing excited!!!!!

Me: Wait it should be "Screw Bieber Fever I want some action from Jackson!"

Jaymes805: "Screw Bieber Fever, I've got Jacksonitis" :)

Me: Oh snap..points for that one!!! And u used a Twired word! I might need a sign or a t shirt!


Jaymes805: Haha sweet! I'm gonna play the aloof fan who's like "whaaaat? Who's 100 Monkeys. You guys sound pretty cool I guess" then go all batshit crazy behind the scenes and be wearin my "Team Rathbone" tank top because yes, I DID get one for my birthday :) FYI Jess, that whole dialogue was said in my head in a Barney Stinson voice for some reason.

LuvsMeSumEdward: "screw Bieber Fever, I've got Jacksonitis" We've got a winner! Someone must do something with this! Jamie...lmfao! I totally read it that way! It's gonna be Legend...wait for it...

17foreverlisa: You wordy h00rs! LOL! I've been working on a project and find this long thread. I will see Rob. I will meet Jackson. I wil die happy :)

17foreverlisa: I will not habe a tiepo.

Jaymes805: Your type gooder than I do. Damn iPhone! (gooder is my new fav word because it sounds so refined)

Me: Jackson is way gooder than Justin Bieber!

Jaymes805: Hahahaha true story! He sings more better too. :p

Me: "Baaaby, Baaaaaby, Baaaaaby..Ohhhhh"......I think JAction can top that shit ;)

Jaymes805: Haha getting the biebs stuck in my head before bed?!? Bring on the nightmares! :)

"Yes laaadies, I am way gooder."

SWEET JACKSON DREAMS!

XOXO J


***Jacksonis was coined by TWIRED & "Screw Bieber Fever, I've Got Jacksonitis" was coined by Jaymes805....just sayin'.

Kristen & Kellan?

Hmm thought that might get your attention :)

It's outtake day here at Twired!

[aka Jen has writers block]


Here are some new/old pics of KStew from her ELLE magazine last year, and KLutz from Black Book Magazine in 2009.

Hot Mama!

"Come hither....Rob."

Yah, I'd look like this if I was shackin' up with the Precious.

Woah, gotta love Kellan in blk & wht.

He has great lips.

*Pics found here.




XOXO J

ASkars Ditched Me On A Shuttle.

@VampiresWeLove tweeted me this picture yesterday in the midst of my dress shopping...I glanced at it with good intentions to go back later. I just now googled it in hopes of getting a better look. What I got was a shock to my lady bits. "Ho-ly hell," I gasped as my s/o looked down at my screen. "Looks like me..." he said casually...I could barely muster a nod.

Ok let's get to the pics....I cannot believe I have never seen these before! Thank you @VampiresWeLove, I might have missed these if it wasn't for your sweet tweet.

His arms = Sex.

Looks like he's thinking naughty thoughts.
Great minds think alike ;)

That chin...those lips. Ungh...

In addition to these lovely pics, I must share that I had a dream about ASkars about 2 nights ago. Basically I was at this place where I used to take gymnastics, but it looked like a mall & a school put together....there was some kind of party or get together happening. Long story short, I got the courage up to ask him if he wanted to go watch a movie with me...He hesitated, then said yah...It was weird because I 'think' he was a celeb in my dream, because I knew who he was immediately, but no one else was bothering him...As the party or whatever it was started to wind down, I went to find him, and he was getting into some kind of shuttle. I started to ask him if he was still up going back to his place to see a movie and he just said he "had stuff to do..."

ASkars blew me off! LOL You know how dreams are though?? RANDOM.

Happy Super Bowl Sunday everyone, I'm not into it this year. lol

P.S. LKW just posted a heart stopping Rob vid over at Twitarded. Check it out!

XOXO J