Tuesday, February 15, 2011

It's Atrocious.

I saw this article on Breaking Dawn Movie News & had to share....

Apparently there is an annual Toy Fair somewhere, and theTonner Doll Co. (who's previously created Twilight dolls) is super excited to unveil the Jasper Hale doll.

Their description of the atrocity, I mean...doll...is as follows:

"The love of ALICE CULLEN’s life, JASPER HALE, joins the ranks of Tonner® Character Figures! The newest member of the CULLEN family comes dressed in a deep blue dress shirt with dark wash jeans and faux leather belt. Molded shoes and CULLEN bracelet also included."

Wait for it....


Sure, I could spend some time comparing him to Ronald Mc Donald or maybe a red-headed version of Edward Scissorhands, but I'm just too lazy.

What do YOU think?



  1. Ok -- the face...um...totally freaking me out...but the sad thing is...the hair is better than the movies LOL!!!

  2. No, no no!!!! All wrong! Lmao!!!

  3. Are you sure that's not a Julia Child doll?

  4. I just can't believe that somebody somewhere thinks that doll was a good idea! And who buys these $150 non-Jasper-looking dolls?! (yep, I googled the price)

  5. God that's terrible... but then again their Edward and Bella dolls aren't much better. On a scale from sucks kinda bad to sucks so super bad you want to poke your eyes out... I'd give the doll a this sucks and makes me shudder.

    Um at least they got the shitty wig right *shrugs* poor Jackson just can't seem to catch a break.

  6. Eye bleach is an understatement! UGH!

  7. For the first time I have no complaints about his hair!

    This is just plain awful. Poor Jasper just gets the shitty end of the ugly stick every friggin time. It looks like they're trying to make him a middle aged woman.

  8. Ok looking at it overall it isn't good for some reason but if you look at the parts - they did pretty good - the upper lip with one side smaller than the other, the raised eye brow and the eye difference are all Jackson. I was comparing the pic to the side bar Jasper pic and even though the hair is nice on the doll it is too girly and I wonder if they made it like the side bar picture if we would like it better. Hmmmm

  9. OMG When I saw this on my google alerts yesterday, I read the following:

    The company got "likeness rights" for the doll, which means that Jasper looks exactly like Jackson Rathbone. (Honestly, it's kind of freaky!)

    So I was all stoked to see the doll and then... my eyes started buring. WTF is that thing?!?! No joke he looks like that one stalker dude from The Bodyguard who spends the whole movie uttering the phrase "NOOOOO NOOOOOOOO!"

    http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/blonde-stalker-bodyguard-92.gif <----- this guy.

  10. I have to say I haven't been a fan of the Tonner Twilight line of dolls. The best part of them is usually the outfits. And this Jasper doll did nothing to change my mind on that. :)

  11. Jen, LOL I knew you'd see it and freak. Hope nobody in your life actually bought you one as a birthday present... Happy Bday sweets.

  12. OMG, hahahaha. Poor Jasperpants. That is just horrendous. To be honest, it looks most like Justin Bieber to me, pmsl, and THAT obviously, ain't nowhere near a good thing, LoLOLOL!


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