Thursday, September 1, 2011

Twilight Saga BD Part 1 Convention...



Guess what?! It's been OFFICIALLY confirmed...

I want to leg hump Robsten.


*Click above to go to announcement!

Nov. 4th- 6th, 2011

Los Angeles, CA



So I got home from work this afternoon and noticed a very important email from @TwiloveSue proclaiming all of this lovely info, along with a handy lil' link. I clicked on that link and it took me to the announcement, which then took me to the Hyatt Century Plaza booking page.

I don't know WTF came over me, but I booked a room for Saturday night. It was as if I was posessed...posessed with the undying need to see Rob(sten) again.  Tickets for the actual convention aren't on sale yet, but I figured I might as well reserve my room.  Last year I drove up with ES & we had to drive back the same night. Sure it's only a 2.5 hour drive, but after the adrenaline rush from an event like that, driving home is such a buzz kill.

So....I might wait until the single day tickets come on sale, because lord only knows I can't afford the $250+ (2) or (3) day passes...but we'll see. I might get posessed again.  Btw, my room was $189, which is reasonable (not for me) for a hotel of that caliber. It's a pretty sweet spot.  AND, I don't believe they charge your card until 48 prior....they just hold it as a guarantee for the room.

Keep in mind, they haven't announced the attendees YET. However I don't foresee a BD part 1 convention that features just Nikki Reed & Kiowa Gordon. No offense to them intended!


I neeeeeed to see this again!

Credit in right hand corner...in case you're blind.

Doesn't Rob's smile just melt your heart panties here?!

Woohoo!

 I figure since my chances of getting time off to camp for the premiere are pretty slim, this will be a close second ;) I have been lucky so far with some amazing experiences...

Are you thinking of going?!


XOXO J

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Our M&G Pic With 100 Monkeys @ The HOB San Diego!



ES hates it of her & thinks I look good. I hate it of me & thinks she looks good.

Go figure.

Totally forgot Jackson was wearing the mustache that some girl gave him....

I think they look like they're afraid of us.

Especially Jerad & Ben G ;)


*CLICK FOR BIGGER*

L-R Uncle Larry aka "Munkle!", Ben G, TwiredJen, Jerad, Ben J, ES, JackSON!

Read about our entire night HERE!


*UPDATE*


ES edited the photo just a bit...brighter and a bit better :)


XOXO J

Who's Ass Am I Going To Have To Kick?

This past Sunday, we went to see those lovely 100 Monkeys at the House of Blues here in our hometown of San Diego. America's finest city was the last stop along their Liquid Zoo tour.  Coincidentally, they ended their 100 City Tour here last Summer...I like to think that they are sending us subliminal messages, not that it's just one of the most Southern cities in California & a convienent last stop. I'll be honest when I say it's great not to have to drive to LA, but truth be told, there's an energy to the LA shows that you just can't beat.


Taken on they way to see 100 Monkeys the night before the NM premiere.

They did have an LA show on Thursday (?) & an Anaheim show on Saturday, but I just don't have the time, what with planning this wedding and all. Plus, it's not like finances are at their best.  Fortunately, @TwiloveSue & her book club buds got to experience all three shows. You can keep up with her posts here.

As evening approached, the more nervous I became. ES & I had been hooked up with a meet & greet with the boys. The long & the short of it is, I book HOB space as an independent corportate event planner that reps a lot of the restaurants/bars in downtown San Diego...so the Director of Sales there hooked me up with tix way back when, since she knew I was such a fan, then later got me the meet & greet. VERY cool and unexpected. AND to top off the excitement, @Jaymes805 & @LuvsMeSumEdward were coming to the show too.
Anyways, we lined up with @Jaymes805 & @LuvsMeSumEdward to go into the Delta Room where they were holding the meet & greet. Eventually we were let in. Felt like forever. They actually did the sound check prior to the meet & greet...so all of those VIP's got to score spots right in front of the stage...Anyhoo, we were finally let in, and within about 3 min, out came Jackson, Jerad, Ben J, Ben G & Uncle Larry. Ben G did a quick pose on the couch and we all laughed.


Like this, but with no boobs.


At this point I was really nervous...When our turn arrive, I walked very casually towards them & cheerfully said "Hi guys!" I tried to look each and every one of them in the eye....not just drool like a mad woman over JRath.  As I'm saying hello, I hear Jackson say to ES, "Ok..who's ass do I have to kick?"...she responds with  "huh?" He says, "Your broken foot, how'd ya do it?" And in a very unphased tone, ES says " I slipped on a banana peel." He then smiles that killer panty wetting smile of his.  ES was dared by @BlueDarcy to say that if any of them asked why she was wearing a boot. Classic...and she pulled it off well. We then just chitcatted about how excited we were to see their show, and that it was our 9th show. They seemed impressed and were all very welcoming super friendly. We had them sign a DVD & photo, both ES's.  It all seems like a blur, but I can say it was definitely cool to meet them while were were sober ;) & to have more than a minutes with them, unlike other times. UNFORTUNATELY, Lani is now taking the group pics with their camera, and she hasn't update the shutterfly site....so needless to say, I don't have our pic yet! Booooo. I'll post it as soon as I can get my dirrrty little hands on it. P.S I let ES squeeze in next to Jackson & Ben J, while I was between the ever so adorable Ben G & Mohawtie (aka Jerad)....sigh...he's so damn hot.  Oh, and can I just note that Jackson is soooo ridiculously sexy? Not that you were clueless to that fact or anything. It's a different kind of sexy than Rob....Jackson has a way with women.  He ooooooozes sex. Especially on stage.

Here are some pics of us girls from the evening. Truth be told, ES's pics of the band came out really crappy. But then again, it's not like we don't have tons of pics from shows. Plus I'm sure @Jaymes805 & @TwiloveSue will post some. Here they go!


Drinks on the patio of HOB before the M&G.



Clearly @Jaymes805 & I are trying to be funny, while @LuvsMeSumEdward & @Elusive_S are treating like a photoshoot.



with @Jaymes805



with Sista', aka @Elusive_S



Love those Monkeys!


"Did you just touch my butt?"

PS See that bruise on my left arm?! From the damn Whooping cough vaccine!


AND....some crappy ones of the band. ES had her camera on the wrong setting.


JRath & Mohawtie



Such a killer smile...


I almost forgot! After the show, the boys did an autograph signing for everyone right near the merch table. Very smart of them I must say. So, of course I had to buy a shirt for them to sign. I suspected they were going to do this, as @TwiloveSue & @Jaymes805 had tipped us off.  So I changed into the shirt for the signing so they would have no choice but to touch my back ;)

The shirt was only $20, & absolutely adorable. It fits really well & is a fantastic bright purple. The pictures don't do the color justice. It's the type of shirt I'd wear quite a bit solely based upon the fit of it.  The front has a sword and the words "I will kill you in your sleep, so you better try and try and keep awake.." And the back has 100 Monkeys in blocky lettering on the bottom. Super cute!




L-R Jerad (top), Ben J (below), Uncle Larry (silver), Jackson & Ben G.


By the way, ES had the band sign her boot...you know, the one for her broken foot. She was going without it for a while, but it became really painful again and she wore it so no one would step on her. When she walked up to the table and said "Will you sign my boot?" By his reaction, I swear Jackson thought she said BOOB. LMAO! Anyways, they all seemed happy to sign it. Especially Uncle Larry, who kneeled down and had her put her foot up on his knee. Such a laaadies man.

I'm thinking they are definitely going to do an LA show sometime between now & when they leave for Europe. They typically do one when they are in LA and Jackson is promoting one of the Twilight movies...I hope they even do two...because if it's not during my wedding or honeymoon, WE WILL BE THERE!

XOXO J

Monday, August 29, 2011

I Made Out With Jackson...


.......in my dream last night. Holy hell!

ES & I went to see those lovely 100 Monkeys last night here in San Diego.  We'll post about that once we can upload some pics.  In the mean time, I dreamed of Jackson & 100 Monkeys last night. All I remember from the dream was that ES & I were hanging out with them here in San Diego... Even though I vaguely remember it being detailed and seemingly very long, I don't remember a lot of specifics as I type this...but I do remember that at one point of the dream, I was in my Grandma's bathroom checking myself out in the mirror when Jackson comes bounding in all smiles and full of energy.  I remember asking him if he'd take a picture with me and handing my Mom (who somehow appeared) the camera. I leaned in and he turned towards me and stuck his tongue out trying to be funny. As I turned towards him to see his face, he leaned in and kissed me...I was super shocked and started to pull away because I knew it was wrong (I'm engaged!), but he pulled me in closer and slowly slipped his tongue into my mouth. It was AHHHHHMAZING. [Side note: My Mom left...she's not one to judge] He kissed like I'm sure he f*cks....slow at first, exploratory...then BAM, he turns it into a feverish race. At one point, I just thought "screw it," this is just too good to stop. That's when ES barged in with some big black dude. Apparently they thought my Grandma's bathroom was unoccupied, boy was she shocked to see us.  Then another big tall black dude comes in and starts mouthing off to me. He was pissed I was in there with some small white dude.  And that was that, it was over.

Totally weird, right?!

As if we needed anymore reasons to lust after Mr. Rathbone, @17foreverlisa sent me this video yesterday. I hadn't had a chance to watch it till just now, and go figure, it made me remember my dream. Hot damn, this is one hell of a video tribute to Jackson's sexyness.

Enjoy, & thanks Lisa!

Friday, August 26, 2011

Dear Jackson:



Dear Jackson,


Yo!

I know that we don't post about you as much as we used to, but please my dear, don't chalk it up to lack of obsession love on our part.  We still dig you, big time. It's just that so many of our lovely Twitarded friends have been lucky enough to meet you, and or experience your AMAZEBALLS band 100 Monkeys in person.  Since everyone else was getting their own case of Jacksonitis, we felt it was time to lay off the posts...we'd done our job of spreading the disease, mission accomplished.

Now this doesn't mean we have stopped posting about you, it's just that the posts have become less frequent. We don't feel compelled to write an overly detailed post every time we go to a 100 Monkeys show...because we have been blessed with 8 shows already, going on 9 this Sunday! I'd like to say that going to these shows has become a hobby of sorts.  If we could have gone to your LA & Anaheim shows this week too, we would have...but I'm sure you understand how life can get a little crazy at times...Life has been so crazy in fact, that even my handwriting has gone down the tube. Look, I was trying to calculate just how many times we have seen you...

Did a crack whore write this?

I keep track my what I wore. I sense a theme....


Anyways Jackson, I wanted to give you a little warning: We're coming for the meet & greet this Sunday at the HOB in San Diego. Yup, I know, just how much Jackson do you need? A lot apparently.  We're a little nervous because what if you recognize us [yah yah, don't flatter ourselves] & wonder what the hell we're doing at an official meet & greet when we have already met &  greeted you on numerous occasions. Well my friend, we sort of got "hooked up" you could say...and what was I supposed to do, let her die refuse?

Right, you see, we're in an awkward sitch.  So that said, be kind. We're really kind of nervous.  In the past we have quickly taken a picture with you, exchanged niceties, and been on our squeeish way...this time it seems more staged if you will. Oh and btw, ES is going to ask you something pretty big...so prepare yourself my future brother in law friend.

Lots of love,

TwiredJen

P.S. Just in case you need a reminder...


The 1st time you put your arms around us.

*Sigh*




XOXO J

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Wednesday Afternoon Delight


I have only seen WFE once.



*Ducks and runs*



It's true. Just once, in the theatre with ES. I enjoyed it, a lot, but never got around to going back again.  I'm not a HUGE movie theatre person anyways. You can be certain I'll be buying it the second it comes out on DVD though...when is that again? Google says the US release state is still TBD.

You're probably wondering why I'm talking about a movie that we have all seen...well, because of these beautiful behind the scenes pics that just surfaced.



BEAUTIFUL just doesn't cover it.





















I wasn't a big fan of the Robowski hair, but I am a huge fan of these pictures.  And, those lips. YUM.


Hope you enjoyed this Wednesday afternoon delight.


XOXO

Monday, August 22, 2011

Sometime A Girl's Gotta Do What A Girl's Gotta Do



Twitarded tends to start some posts like this: Warning: This post is going to be all over the place, or this post is really random, or this post has no direction...you get the idea. But fortunately for us, they're a bunch of liars. No matter how obscure or scatterbrained they "claim" their post will be...it's not.  Those h00rs always find a way to make it poignant, or at least, make you pee your pants.


But I digress...


Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I apologize for that visual travesty....it's Monday, what else can I say?   *SIGH*

This post really is going to be all over the gawdamn place. For realz.  I have had a few glasses of champagne and there really isn't anything Rob Twilight related to write about, but I feel like writing...so there. Deal.

Ok, that's not entirely true.  I have some news!  ES & I are going to see those schmexy 100 Monkeys on Sunday night!


I miss these boys...


I feel like it's been light years since we have seen them. Granted it's only been since May...but geez. 
 Last Summer, the boys ended their 100 City tour in San Diego at the HOB, and once again they're ending another tour at the HOB. Last year it was during Comic Con, so needless to say it was an absolute cluster fuck trying to get into the venue. They hadn't anticipated how many of us hormone ridden women (and I use the word "women" loosely) would show up. HOB had no idea what to do...they had some shit called "capacity rules" and thus left quite a few gals outside...Not us of course, because well, that just doesn't happen to us....we know how BIG they are. Anyways, it was a ticket less event. 100 Monkeys was playing in the restaurant. This year HOB learned their lesson & they are performing in the music hall....as they should be. 

A very bloggy bestie sent me this video the other night and I about wet my pants. I can't embed it because for some reason it makes typing slow to a hault, and I can't deal with that shit right now. Anyhoo, the video totally reignited my lust for Mr. Rathbone. Like I have said a thousand times....there is nothing like seeing that man band live. NOTHING. And Jackson's moves are enough to warrant 5 ShamWows.

CANNOT WAIT.
Moving on...

In case you haven't been the most alert, it appears that we'll be blessed with a Breaking Dawn Convention in LA come November!  I imagine, with the TWIFECTA! More importantly, Rob and Kristen.  IF you go HERE, you'll see "save the date" for November 4th. I suspect it's the 4th, 5th and 6th, as per usual for Twilight Conventions. And yes, I will be there.


...because I NEED to see this again.
*Pic courtesy of @TwiloveSue

I may wait till the cheaper single day tix come out, because I'm not made of money...that, and that little thing called my wedding is lurking around the corner. Even though my parents are paying for the majority if it, I still find myself shelling out big bucks here and there.  I have a really hard time expecting them to pay for EVERYTHING.

Anyways, super freakin' excited.

Speaking of excited, can I tell you just how jealous I am that you're all going to Foooooooorks AGAIN!?  Gah!  It's a good kind of jealous though, because I know all of you that are making the trip are going to have a fabulous time.  I expect to be glued to twitter while I'm getting my make up done.  The ceremony is at 6pm on Friday 9/30...Fooooorks time. I will be cheers-ing to you all, with champagne of course.

Guess that's all I had to say. I told you it would be all over the place ;)

XOXO J

Friday, August 19, 2011

BD Stills To Die For!


In case the title wasn't a huge tip off....


BIG BD SPOILERS AHEAD!






kiTT emailed this particular pic to me this morning & commented on how this was her "book Edward."
I'd have to agree!



Love it.


BTS with Bill Condon.



Bella's hair looks good here.



This must be after Bella changes into her "honeymoon" dress & they're saying goodbye to everyone...




Brooding Edward....schmexy!



Back to Gold & Brown eyes!

Had to throw Jacob in there somewhere ;)


I left off one or two because blogger was being an a-hole and wouldn't let me upload.
More can be found at Twifans.com

What do you think?!?

XOXO J