Rollerblading, Edward & some junk in the trunk!

I work out (no applause necessary, but thanks!) Some weeks I go to the gym 3-4 times, some weeks once, maybe twice.... I try to average some sort of workout at least 3 x a week, be it the elliptical machine at the gym, a long walk, or rollerblading on the boardwalk or through Kensington, a beautiful neighborhood about 8 blocks from mine. Granted, part of me wishes I were more motivated. I'm sure if I was, I'd lose about 5lbs...which is what I'd like to lose. It's not that I don't feel really fantastic following a work out...I do! But the motivation to start is always a bit of a challenge. I like to say I workout so I can drink...LMAO!

I have a flat ass, not a fat ass.

Take today for example: I arrive home from work, change into my "yoga" pants and a t-shirt, and head out the door. I drive the 7 or so blocks East to get to Kensington. [You might be wondering why I don't roller-blade to Kensington, and incorporate that into my work out...well my friend...I live on the corner of "Gay, Ghetto & Eclectic" & I'd rather avoid the catcalls in route to my destination from the aforementioned] (I'll let you guess which part offers the cat calls...gay, ghetto or eclectic?)

I google-image "rollerblading girl" & I'm blinded by this.
WTF?! Seriously? Did she hide a few toddlers in the back of those shorts?

Anyhoo, I swear this is leading up to Twi.....promise. When I roller-blade, I take off just my car key to carry with me. As you can imagine, the less stuff to hold on to, the better. As I blissfully began my ascent into the affluent neighborhood across the freeway, I looked down at my car key...which happened to be conveniently attached to this:



My fingers were delicately grasping it...as if I was holding onto him for dear life. I then experienced a silent epiphany...

"It's like Edwards always with me...looking out for me..."

Then I laughed out loud at how ridiculous I was being...

As I continued on my roller-blade, I started thinking of Edward Cullen quotes that were seemingly related to my little epiphany...

"By the way, I'm not leaving you."

"Look after my heart, I've left it with you."

"You are my life now."

"Do I dazzle you?" (Um...fuck yah!)


-Edward Cullen

(minus the "um...fuck yah" part)

Needless to say, my mind began wandering...I was thinking much less about how much my legs were cramping, and a lot more about Edward Cullen. *Swoon*

Yes, I'm in love with a fictional vampire...Bite Me.

Oh, and have a I mentioned I kinda like this guy too?

"Like"...jk....I LUST this man like nobodies business.

XOXO J