Our M&G Pic With 100 Monkeys @ The HOB San Diego!

ES hates it of her & thinks I look good. I hate it of me & thinks she looks good.

Go figure.

Totally forgot Jackson was wearing the mustache that some girl gave him....

I think they look like they're afraid of us.

Especially Jerad & Ben G ;)

*CLICK FOR BIGGER*

L-R Uncle Larry aka "Munkle!", Ben G, TwiredJen, Jerad, Ben J, ES, JackSON!

Read about our entire night HERE!


*UPDATE*


ES edited the photo just a bit...brighter and a bit better :)

XOXO J

Who's Ass Am I Going To Have To Kick?

This past Sunday, we went to see those lovely 100 Monkeys at the House of Blues here in our hometown of San Diego. America's finest city was the last stop along their Liquid Zoo tour.  Coincidentally, they ended their 100 City Tour here last Summer...I like to think that they are sending us subliminal messages, not that it's just one of the most Southern cities in California & a convienent last stop. I'll be honest when I say it's great not to have to drive to LA, but truth be told, there's an energy to the LA shows that you just can't beat.

Taken on they way to see 100 Monkeys the night before the NM premiere.

They did have an LA show on Thursday (?) & an Anaheim show on Saturday, but I just don't have the time, what with planning this wedding and all. Plus, it's not like finances are at their best.  Fortunately, @TwiloveSue & her book club buds got to experience all three shows. You can keep up with her posts here.

As evening approached, the more nervous I became. ES & I had been hooked up with a meet & greet with the boys. The long & the short of it is, I book HOB space as an independent corportate event planner that reps a lot of the restaurants/bars in downtown San Diego...so the Director of Sales there hooked me up with tix way back when, since she knew I was such a fan, then later got me the meet & greet. VERY cool and unexpected. AND to top off the excitement, @Jaymes805 & @LuvsMeSumEdward were coming to the show too.
Anyways, we lined up with @Jaymes805 & @LuvsMeSumEdward to go into the Delta Room where they were holding the meet & greet. Eventually we were let in. Felt like forever. They actually did the sound check prior to the meet & greet...so all of those VIP's got to score spots right in front of the stage...Anyhoo, we were finally let in, and within about 3 min, out came Jackson, Jerad, Ben J, Ben G & Uncle Larry. Ben G did a quick pose on the couch and we all laughed.

Like this, but with no boobs.

At this point I was really nervous...When our turn arrive, I walked very casually towards them & cheerfully said "Hi guys!" I tried to look each and every one of them in the eye....not just drool like a mad woman over JRath.  As I'm saying hello, I hear Jackson say to ES, "Ok..who's ass do I have to kick?"...she responds with  "huh?" He says, "Your broken foot, how'd ya do it?" And in a very unphased tone, ES says " I slipped on a banana peel." He then smiles that killer panty wetting smile of his.  ES was dared by @BlueDarcy to say that if any of them asked why she was wearing a boot. Classic...and she pulled it off well. We then just chitcatted about how excited we were to see their show, and that it was our 9th show. They seemed impressed and were all very welcoming super friendly. We had them sign a DVD & photo, both ES's.  It all seems like a blur, but I can say it was definitely cool to meet them while were were sober ;) & to have more than a minutes with them, unlike other times. UNFORTUNATELY, Lani is now taking the group pics with their camera, and she hasn't update the shutterfly site....so needless to say, I don't have our pic yet! Booooo. I'll post it as soon as I can get my dirrrty little hands on it. P.S I let ES squeeze in next to Jackson & Ben J, while I was between the ever so adorable Ben G & Mohawtie (aka Jerad)....sigh...he's so damn hot.  Oh, and can I just note that Jackson is soooo ridiculously sexy? Not that you were clueless to that fact or anything. It's a different kind of sexy than Rob....Jackson has a way with women.  He ooooooozes sex. Especially on stage.

Here are some pics of us girls from the evening. Truth be told, ES's pics of the band came out really crappy. But then again, it's not like we don't have tons of pics from shows. Plus I'm sure @Jaymes805 & @TwiloveSue will post some. Here they go!

Drinks on the patio of HOB before the M&G.

Clearly @Jaymes805 & I are trying to be funny, while @LuvsMeSumEdward & @Elusive_S are treating like a photoshoot.

with @Jaymes805

with Sista', aka @Elusive_S

Love those Monkeys!

"Did you just touch my butt?"

PS See that bruise on my left arm?! From the damn Whooping cough vaccine!

AND....some crappy ones of the band. ES had her camera on the wrong setting.

JRath & Mohawtie

Such a killer smile...

I almost forgot! After the show, the boys did an autograph signing for everyone right near the merch table. Very smart of them I must say. So, of course I had to buy a shirt for them to sign. I suspected they were going to do this, as @TwiloveSue & @Jaymes805 had tipped us off.  So I changed into the shirt for the signing so they would have no choice but to touch my back ;)

The shirt was only $20, & absolutely adorable. It fits really well & is a fantastic bright purple. The pictures don't do the color justice. It's the type of shirt I'd wear quite a bit solely based upon the fit of it.  The front has a sword and the words "I will kill you in your sleep, so you better try and try and keep awake.." And the back has 100 Monkeys in blocky lettering on the bottom. Super cute!

L-R Jerad (top), Ben J (below), Uncle Larry (silver), Jackson & Ben G.

By the way, ES had the band sign her boot...you know, the one for her broken foot. She was going without it for a while, but it became really painful again and she wore it so no one would step on her. When she walked up to the table and said "Will you sign my boot?" By his reaction, I swear Jackson thought she said BOOB. LMAO! Anyways, they all seemed happy to sign it. Especially Uncle Larry, who kneeled down and had her put her foot up on his knee. Such a laaadies man.

I'm thinking they are definitely going to do an LA show sometime between now & when they leave for Europe. They typically do one when they are in LA and Jackson is promoting one of the Twilight movies...I hope they even do two...because if it's not during my wedding or honeymoon, WE WILL BE THERE!

XOXO J

I Made Out With Jackson...

.......in my dream last night. Holy hell!

ES & I went to see those lovely 100 Monkeys last night here in San Diego.  We'll post about that once we can upload some pics.  In the mean time, I dreamed of Jackson & 100 Monkeys last night. All I remember from the dream was that ES & I were hanging out with them here in San Diego... Even though I vaguely remember it being detailed and seemingly very long, I don't remember a lot of specifics as I type this...but I do remember that at one point of the dream, I was in my Grandma's bathroom checking myself out in the mirror when Jackson comes bounding in all smiles and full of energy.  I remember asking him if he'd take a picture with me and handing my Mom (who somehow appeared) the camera. I leaned in and he turned towards me and stuck his tongue out trying to be funny. As I turned towards him to see his face, he leaned in and kissed me...I was super shocked and started to pull away because I knew it was wrong (I'm engaged!), but he pulled me in closer and slowly slipped his tongue into my mouth. It was AHHHHHMAZING. [Side note: My Mom left...she's not one to judge] He kissed like I'm sure he f*cks....slow at first, exploratory...then BAM, he turns it into a feverish race. At one point, I just thought "screw it," this is just too good to stop. That's when ES barged in with some big black dude. Apparently they thought my Grandma's bathroom was unoccupied, boy was she shocked to see us.  Then another big tall black dude comes in and starts mouthing off to me. He was pissed I was in there with some small white dude.  And that was that, it was over.

Totally weird, right?!

As if we needed anymore reasons to lust after Mr. Rathbone, @17foreverlisa sent me this video yesterday. I hadn't had a chance to watch it till just now, and go figure, it made me remember my dream. Hot damn, this is one hell of a video tribute to Jackson's sexyness.

Enjoy, & thanks Lisa!

Dear Jackson:

Dear Jackson,

Yo!

I know that we don't post about you as much as we used to, but please my dear, don't chalk it up to lack of obsession love on our part.  We still dig you, big time. It's just that so many of our lovely Twitarded friends have been lucky enough to meet you, and or experience your AMAZEBALLS band 100 Monkeys in person.  Since everyone else was getting their own case of Jacksonitis, we felt it was time to lay off the posts...we'd done our job of spreading the disease, mission accomplished.

Now this doesn't mean we have stopped posting about you, it's just that the posts have become less frequent. We don't feel compelled to write an overly detailed post every time we go to a 100 Monkeys show...because we have been blessed with 8 shows already, going on 9 this Sunday! I'd like to say that going to these shows has become a hobby of sorts.  If we could have gone to your LA & Anaheim shows this week too, we would have...but I'm sure you understand how life can get a little crazy at times...Life has been so crazy in fact, that even my handwriting has gone down the tube. Look, I was trying to calculate just how many times we have seen you...

Did a crack whore write this?

I keep track my what I wore. I sense a theme....

Anyways Jackson, I wanted to give you a little warning: We're coming for the meet & greet this Sunday at the HOB in San Diego. Yup, I know, just how much Jackson do you need? A lot apparently.  We're a little nervous because what if you recognize us [yah yah, don't flatter ourselves] & wonder what the hell we're doing at an official meet & greet when we have already met &  greeted you on numerous occasions. Well my friend, we sort of got "hooked up" you could say...and what was I supposed to do, let her die refuse?

Right, you see, we're in an awkward sitch.  So that said, be kind. We're really kind of nervous.  In the past we have quickly taken a picture with you, exchanged niceties, and been on our squeeish way...this time it seems more staged if you will. Oh and btw, ES is going to ask you something pretty big...so prepare yourself my future brother in law friend.

Lots of love,

TwiredJen

P.S. Just in case you need a reminder...

The 1st time you put your arms around us.

*Sigh*

XOXO J

Wednesday Afternoon Delight

I have only seen WFE once.

*Ducks and runs*

It's true. Just once, in the theatre with ES. I enjoyed it, a lot, but never got around to going back again.  I'm not a HUGE movie theatre person anyways. You can be certain I'll be buying it the second it comes out on DVD though...when is that again? Google says the US release state is still TBD.

You're probably wondering why I'm talking about a movie that we have all seen...well, because of these beautiful behind the scenes pics that just surfaced.

BEAUTIFUL just doesn't cover it.

via Robsessed

I wasn't a big fan of the Robowski hair, but I am a huge fan of these pictures.  And, those lips. YUM.


Hope you enjoyed this Wednesday afternoon delight.


XOXO

Sometime A Girl's Gotta Do What A Girl's Gotta Do

Twitarded tends to start some posts like this: Warning: This post is going to be all over the place, or this post is really random, or this post has no direction...you get the idea. But fortunately for us, they're a bunch of liars. No matter how obscure or scatterbrained they "claim" their post will be...it's not.  Those h00rs always find a way to make it poignant, or at least, make you pee your pants.

But I digress...

Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I apologize for that visual travesty....it's Monday, what else can I say?   *SIGH*

This post really is going to be all over the gawdamn place. For realz.  I have had a few glasses of champagne and there really isn't anything Rob Twilight related to write about, but I feel like writing...so there. Deal.

Ok, that's not entirely true.  I have some news!  ES & I are going to see those schmexy 100 Monkeys on Sunday night!

I miss these boys...

I feel like it's been light years since we have seen them. Granted it's only been since May...but geez. 

 Last Summer, the boys ended their 100 City tour in San Diego at the HOB, and once again they're ending another tour at the HOB. Last year it was during Comic Con, so needless to say it was an absolute cluster fuck trying to get into the venue. They hadn't anticipated how many of us hormone ridden women (and I use the word "women" loosely) would show up. HOB had no idea what to do...they had some shit called "capacity rules" and thus left quite a few gals outside...Not us of course, because well, that just doesn't happen to us....we know how BIG they are. Anyways, it was a ticket less event. 100 Monkeys was playing in the restaurant. This year HOB learned their lesson & they are performing in the music hall....as they should be. 

A very bloggy bestie sent me this video the other night and I about wet my pants. I can't embed it because for some reason it makes typing slow to a hault, and I can't deal with that shit right now. Anyhoo, the video totally reignited my lust for Mr. Rathbone. Like I have said a thousand times....there is nothing like seeing that man band live. NOTHING. And Jackson's moves are enough to warrant 5 ShamWows.

CANNOT WAIT.

Moving on...

In case you haven't been the most alert, it appears that we'll be blessed with a Breaking Dawn Convention in LA come November!  I imagine, with the TWIFECTA! More importantly, Rob and Kristen.  IF you go HERE, you'll see "save the date" for November 4th. I suspect it's the 4th, 5th and 6th, as per usual for Twilight Conventions. And yes, I will be there.

...because I NEED to see this again.

*Pic courtesy of @TwiloveSue

I may wait till the cheaper single day tix come out, because I'm not made of money...that, and that little thing called my wedding is lurking around the corner. Even though my parents are paying for the majority if it, I still find myself shelling out big bucks here and there.  I have a really hard time expecting them to pay for EVERYTHING.

Anyways, super freakin' excited.

Speaking of excited, can I tell you just how jealous I am that you're all going to Foooooooorks AGAIN!?  Gah!  It's a good kind of jealous though, because I know all of you that are making the trip are going to have a fabulous time.  I expect to be glued to twitter while I'm getting my make up done.  The ceremony is at 6pm on Friday 9/30...Fooooorks time. I will be cheers-ing to you all, with champagne of course.

Guess that's all I had to say. I told you it would be all over the place ;)

XOXO J

BD Stills To Die For!

In case the title wasn't a huge tip off....

BIG BD SPOILERS AHEAD!

kiTT emailed this particular pic to me this morning & commented on how this was her "book Edward."

I'd have to agree!

Love it.

BTS with Bill Condon.

Bella's hair looks good here.

This must be after Bella changes into her "honeymoon" dress & they're saying goodbye to everyone...

Brooding Edward....schmexy!

Back to Gold & Brown eyes!

Had to throw Jacob in there somewhere ;)

I left off one or two because blogger was being an a-hole and wouldn't let me upload.

More can be found at Twifans.com

What do you think?!?

XOXO J

Loving/Lusting After Rob, Again....

Sometimes you just have to revisit the moment you fell in love/lust with someone. This first video is one of my all time favorites. I watched it way back when...while falling in love with Rob. The vid took me for a whirlwind and I fell harder and deeper. I dare you not to at least feel butterflies while watching it.




Check out this next one...another one of my all time favorites.



I couldn't find the one I wanted from Biel. Sniff. She's one of the best video creators EVER. I'm sure most of you have seen these two, but if you haven't, what do you think?!

PS Blogger is yet again being an absolute douchebag. Am I the only one that has issues with spacing?! AND, the new format? Meh...

XOXO J

New-ish Libenet Robsten Vid.

Love these two, love this vid.




Hope everyone is having a fabulous weekend.

XOXO J

I FUCKING LOVE KSTEW *Video*

I found this over at Twifans, it's a screen test for Kristen's W Magazine photoshoot & interview. Gah! Love.

The AMAZING cover.

See the rest of the stunning pictures & read the article HERE.

XOXO J

New BD Stills Made My Afternoon!

I know I'm a bit late to the *new* BD stills party, but hey, better late than never.

Tust me, this post is SHORT & SWEET.

Just look at the pics!!!

Rob looks like Jacob just showed up to Isle Esme.

Ok...totally getting me even more excited!  I can't avoid the pictures, it's like my own personal brand of heroin.


Also, in case you missed it and totally unrelated to this post, KStew did a photo shoot for W Magazine and a couple pictures leaked. I am totally digging her fuller eyebrows. But is it just me? Or does she look a bit like Lindsay Lohan here? I think it's the eyebrows and the lips. Don't get me wrong, I think she looks stunning...just can't get away from the Lindsay though.

Source

Thoughts?!



XOXO J

I Still Want To Dry Hump Your Face.

If you're sensitive to pap pics of Rob, you might want to skip this...though it is only one pic...

Admittedly, one of my first thoughts upon seeing these pictures  of Rob and Sam leaving a grocery store in LA was "good gawd, is that Rob's sparkly peen?!"

"Rob's Adidas ensemble is soooooo 1998!" But we all know Rob is a vintage kinda guy.

Bahhhahaa.

Rob, you need some So Cal sunshine on those Brit legs.

I gotta hand it to him for wearing shorts!

Rob totally reminds me of the football players from my High School [except most of them weren't white.] Especially since he's sportin' the sweat-shorts. I can smell those guys now, exiting the gym all showered, dicks on red alert, reeking of "Brut." Those were the days.

Seriously, does Rob have some kind of endorsement deal with Adidas that we're all completely unaware of? Maaaybe just maybe he borrowed whatever he could off of Sammy Boy's bedroom floor? That's not an entirely unrealistic thought...

What do you think of Rob's shopping attire? I'm NOT one to criticize... ...much to JJ's dismay, I have been known to leave the house in sweats yoga pants and a t-shirt, sans make up. But Rob...wearing Adidas might send the wrong message...

I mean, were you hoping to attract Amy Winehouse?

Too late.

RIP Amy Winehouse

Rob, if you're reading, please clue me in. Oh and fyi, your attire does nothing to sway me from wanting to dry hump your face...just sayin'.

Carry on with your fuckhawt self!

XOXO J

Countdown With The Count!

The Cullen's aren't the only friendly Vamps around...

Seeing as Count von Count LOVES to count, I decided to let him take over the blog for a brief PSA:

Gooooood eeeeeevening ladies, 

did you realize that it's only 100 more days until.........

Breaking Dawn Part 1!

Time really flies when you're having fun, or just losing your effing mind super ass busy.  Guess what other factoid The Count just reminded me of?

51 more days untiiilllll your wedddding Jen!

Thanks Count ...I really appreciate the reminder. Guess I'm beating Bella to the alter...sans schmexy brooding Vamp.  Now can we go back to talking about Breaking Dawn? K thanks.

So, I'm clearly super excited for BD. I'm also thrilled that they divided it into two movies. Sure, it's going to be a pain in the ass when Bella opens her blood red eyes & they cut to the credits, but hey, at least it gives us Twitards something to look forward to! Right?!

How do you feel about it? Are you *gasp*over it? Or have you made a paper chain to countdown the days?

XOXO J

The Teen Choice Awards Need Ritalin

I didn't watch the Teen Choice Awards 2011.

*ducks and runs for cover*

Does this mean I'm getting old?

Does it mean I don't love Rob anymore?

Nah!

I totally would have watched it had I been home curled up on my own couch, but I was over at one of my besties having dinner and gearing up for True Blood.  We were going to watch it, but her Mom was sucked into some Lifetime movie and we felt she might be peeved if we changed it. It totally wasn't the end of the world, I knew I'd catch up on pictures and vids today.  I heard that Mr. Pattinson didn't even show up until halfway through the show. I wondered if maybe he had the shits,  or just wanted to get shitfaced away from prying teenage eyes?!

OR...

Maybe he wanted to keep all of us guessing about his damn hair.

"Yes, I'm still sportin' the half-hawk, jealous?!"

Geez Rob, really?!  TRUTHFULLY, it actually looks pretty good in that pic. He's such a damn cutie. I was wondering if he'd be sporting something more along the lines of this:

Oh well, I guess we'll all just have to wait and see. I think he's fucking with us. He knows we're all dying to see what he'll do. Maybe he'll grow a mullet for all we know. Let's hope not.

Rob wasn't the only Twilight cast member in attendance.  Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautnor & Nikki Reed also showed up.

I actualy preferred Nikki's look this time around...

If you want to see some more pictures and vids from last night, head over to Robsessed. They always have an abundance of Rob goodies!

And one last pic I almost forgot...Rob leaving the ever so famous Hollywood hotspot/hotel, Chateau Marmont:

Adios Roberto!

Did you watch the awards? I heard on twitter it was like watching a kid with A.D.D....apparently the show was all over the place. Guess it has to be that way these days to catch the kiddos attention...sad.

*Half-Hawk coined by the lovely @Mama_Cougar

XOXO J