Mouth Porn Awards

As you read here the Twired Sista's (um, that's us) went to the Lunar Eclipse event last Saturday night with Twilove1 (Sue), LuvsMeSumEdward (Jessica) & her sis . It was great... and that greatness was largely due to being face to face with P Fach... (Thanks to me-I kid, I kid... Jen's and my motto, 'In it to win it!' has held true since the beginning of our twiventures last year). Sue got a pic of P Fach doing this thing with his mouth and... it prompted me to ponder all the sexy man-mouths there are in and amongst the saga... So I will now give out awards...
Drum roll please!

The second runner up:

Peter Faci-FaciNElli

Peter, you are gorgeous but you still surprised me the other night with your mouthporn qualities.

The first runner up (don't hate me, twitards):

Rob

Don't look so worried, Rob... Jen still wants your mouth more than
the winner's.

And the winner is....

Jackson... who will always be awarded the MOS title

As if the winner was any surprise, do you know who I am?

Until the next inspiration comes along,
Elusive S out!
xox

*The views and opinions expressed herein are those of ES and do not necessarily reflect the views of Twired© its affiliates (jen), or any non-twitards. The information provided has been obtained or derived from sources (ES) believed by the author to be reliable. However, the author does not make any representation or warranty, express or implied, as to the information's accuracy or completeness (except that Jackson is THE MOS and that Jackson, Rob and Peter are painfully sexy).

We hate to break it to you Rob, but...

....ES & I have a confession: We aren't going to the midnight showing of Eclipse.

*GASP*

Oh Rob, we love you in more ways than our dirrrrty little minds can comprehend, but we don't love bi*toches that scream during our viewing. I'm not implying that seeing you as Edward isn't scream-inducing, it is...but I'd like to drink in all of your Edward glory without the extra sound effects.

Sure it's fun to be surrounded by a group of Twitards, but lets face it, there are some crazy h00rs out there that can't control themselves. If I had to spend the whole movie telling tweens to "shut the f*ck up," I woudn't be a happy camper. Speaking of, I'd like to watch Edward pitch his tent in peace.

Hope you understand.

LOVE ALWAYS,
Twired Jen

Yes that's right ladies, we're going to wait and see it Thursday morning July 1st at 11am. Wednesday afternoon, while most of you are on a post Eclipse high, I'm going over to my parents house to have a mini-slumber party with ES & NotSoTwiredMom. We're going to make shirts, drink (surprise), eat mushroom ravioli, play Twilight Scene It, do each others make up (vamp style of course,) and watch Jimmy Kimmel & New Moon again :) Not necessarily in that order...

I'd also like to inform you that I have stopped watching any new clips. I have been the dirtiest spoiler h00r EVER, and figured it was time to clean myself up. I am going to live vicariously through all of you that are braving the midnight showing. I probably wont be reading blogs on Wed, for fear that I might come across some sort of spoiler. YES, this spoiler h00r actually doesn't want to know anymore details about the movie, other than the fact that it was kick ass or absolutely the best out of the 3...comments like that are ok ;)

What are your plans for Eclipse? How many times do you think you'll see it? Tell me, in the comments!

P.S. and totally off topic, did you see all of Rob & Kristen's Eclipse Premiere after party pics? No? Go here!

XOXO J

Calling All Robsten Fans! (new pics of Rob too!)

Here's a brand new Robsten montage vid from Honey Buzy.
As always, they give me goosebumps.

Guess what else surfaced this morning?

BRAND NEW PICS OF ROB OUT & ABOUT IN LA W/ HIS MANAGER!

Go HERE to see all of the pics.

Update: As I was looking at these pics, it reminded me that I wanted to point out the leather type bracelet that both Rob and Kristen wear on their right wrists. :)

Rob in LA (today?)

KStew at the WTTR premiere the other night.

You can see it in other pictures as well. Awwww Robsten!

XOXO J

Jen Gets Her Boob Grazed & ES Does The Splits!

Sat night Twilove1 (Sue) & I carpooled to the "Twilight Night" event (PFach appearance & outdoor movie viewing!) at our local ball park, Petco Park. We left my place just before 2pm. We knew the doors would open at 5:30pm and that the first 1,000 people were supposed to get some sort of Twi-goodies. When we got there the line was approximately 150-200 (?) people long. Luckily we had "connections" a little further up in line! LuvsMeSumEdward (Jessica) asked us if we'd like to join her & her Sister. There was a ball park security guy who came around every so often to take counts...he allowed us to include ES, who joined us around 4pm, which I thought was cool. After a few hours of sitting around and chatting about all things Twi, the line eventually started to move, and we were SLOWLY herded into the park that is attached to our baseball stadium. As we were being being allowed in, Sue caught site of this...

LMAO!

I heard some muffled screaming & realized Mrs. P was still in my bag....from the convention!
Poor thing. Go Pads!

L-R Here is Sue, ES, myself and Jessica posing with our FREE shirts!
Too bad they have the dream-catcher and wolf pack tattoo in the background. GAG.

Once inside the park we saw that a band was playing (War Hero's???) and a few different booths were giving away free stuff such as Vitamin Water, Popcorn, buttons etc... They also had a red carpet set up with barricades. Since quite a few Twitards were posing on the red carpet for fun, I assumed that that was it's purpose. After perusing the booths we decided it was best to go stake our claim on a spot to watch the movies. Sue brought her Edward blanket and ES & I couldn't wait to sit on his face ;)

In fact, ES even did the splits! Dirty h00r.

After getting freaky with Edward, ES went in search of some libations...a beer or maybe even a glass of wine to sip during the movie. About 15 minutes later she walks back with a stack of nachos, no drinks in site...WTF?! "It's a dry event..." she says, with a look of horror & panic. She said she could see the beer behind the concession stand but it wasn't available for purchase. Guess it was just there to tease her ;) Anyways, after we got over the shock of it being a dry event, we started getting pumped for Peter Facinelli, however we had no idea how the whole thing would go down. I think most of us just expected him speak to us from one of the stages that had been set up.

"Twitard Hill."

After enjoying our nachos and chatting about all sorts of Twi-things, ES pointed to a crowd that had gathered around the red carpet. By the time we stopped debating whether or not we should join the crowd, it was about 10 ppl deep. She then had the idea to go stand against the barricade in front of a stage the band had been using, almost certain that he would eventually make his way over. No one was standing there and though we figured it was along shot, it was a shot nonetheless. After about 15 minutes of waiting, Christian Serratos arrived...oh yah, I forgot to mention she took the place of Edi Gathegi. She is sooo tiny & I couldn't see her through the line of Twitards. Soon after she arrived we heard screams erupt and Peter was escorted from the ball park up a ramp towards the "red carpet."

Here he is walking up the ramp next to the girl in black.


This was when I lifted my camera up to try and get a shot.
He is to the right of the guy in white wearing a blk hat.
He spent a good 20 min doing interviews and signing stuff on the "red carpet."

Eventually he made his way from the red carpet in our direction.
Doesn't the girl behind him look thrilled!?

Getting closer....

As this point, I sort of panicked. What am I going to ask him? Who's going to take the picture? Do I hand him the camera? Will he have a sharpie? All the while I'm looking at Sue expecting her to be the expert...seeing as she is the Eclipse camping, celeb attention-grabbing veteran. I kid. I also realized that I didn't have anything for him to sign. I'd always been more keen on having pictures of celebs...

closer...


Sooo hawt...want to touch the hiney!

Right as he approached us, I asked if he would take a picture with us...he said something to the effect of "I'm sorry but I'm short on time"...though I swear for a second he looked conflicted. I could tell from earlier that he wasn't taking pictures with people, but I figured it was worth a shot. The next thing I blurted out was "Could you please sign my shirt?!" Which of course he did, with his OWN SHARPIE. Duh, celebs usually have their own at events like this. Oh, and I swear to you that his forearm grazed my boob when he leaned in to sign my shirt. NOT ON PURPOSE of course. I love Jennie Garth too much to say anything remotely risque' about Mr. Facinelli.

Here he is signing my shirt (I think)...he had to lean over me to sign the girls stuff behind me,
which gave me the opportunity to get a couple nose hair shots ;)

Here is the pic Sue took of him signing my shirt!

As you can tell he looks very serious. I think he was just trying to sign as much stuff as possible before he had to go up on stage (not the one we were in front of..boo!) to do more interviews and Meet n' Greets with local radio contest winners.

He's a crappy pic of me & my PFach autograph.

Eventually they started Twilight on the big screen (awesome, since I had never seen Twilight on the big screen!) after PFach signed again for another 20 min or so. We watched all of Twilight, and New Moon up until the f*ckhawt sex strut. It was unusually cold & damp out, plus I had to work early this morning. Overall we had a great time. A total win.

Here is one more pic of him on stage, and a video from the local radio station that put together the event. Turn down your volume on the vid! It's totally worth watching though because you can see him smiling, unlike a lot of the pictures.

For some reason I couldn't catch him smiling.
btw, he ended up going back and signing for about 30 more minutes prior to them starting the movie.

CLOSE-UP pic of the autograph:


To wash or not to wash, that is the question. What do you think?

XOXO J

Twitards Aboard!

So the other day I was talking to a couple of my bloggy besties about the "Twilight Nights" event here in San Diego. It's an out door showing of both Twilight and New Moon with celeb appearances (PFach and Edi Gathegi in San Diego!) Scratch that...Christian Serratos took his place...Anyways, one of the gals mentioned that she had looked at plane tickets to San Diego out of curiosity, but that it was ridiculously expensive. That got me thinking...

We in Twitardia need our own private jet!

Imagine it...

TWI-AIR

or Twitard-Air, or Twihard-Air. The possibilities are endless.

It could be something like this.
Nondescript of course, we don't want anyone to know we're approaching (stalking).


How kick ass would that be? Seeing as So Cal has so many sweet Twilight related events, all of you that don't live near could use the private jet at your disposal. LA Premiere of Breaking Dawn 1...no problem! Can't afford a flight to Forks in the Fall...solved! Stalking Robstens future wedding w/ me & Lisa...easy-peasy! Following 100 Monkeys around the globe, painless!

Imagine a similar interior, but totally Twi-chic' of course! :)

Alcohol would flow freely on our flights! Just sayin'...

The private jet could even been used for casual rendezvous' as well! Here are a few examples:

Join Mrs. P for some diet coke/amaretto & dream analysis!
Help MB taste test for Thirsty Thursdays!
Bake Twilight cupcakes with TC!
Go to a ball game and share some boxed wine with Lisa!
Meet Mox at "The Ranch" for a weekend o' fun!
Hop on over to Serbia for a tour of Jelena's hometown!
Join me & ES for Bloody Mary Sundays!

Imagine how much fun we could have! Anyone have a spare twi-zillion dollars lying around?

Have a better idea for the name of our private jet?! Tell me, in the comments.

P.S. PFach pics from tonight's Twi event coming soon! SQUEEEE!

XOXO J

Holy Hotness & After Party Love.

Do we really need any words? Oh yes, I believe it was Twilove1 (Sue) that said Rob was "drop-dead inhumanly gorgeous." Believe it or not Sue, her daughter & company camped out for 5 days on the streets of downtown LA to not only lay eyes on, but possibly touch this gorgeous specimen of a man. It turns out that in addition to pictures, autographs and meeting the Pattinson fam, they also hit the Motherload with FREE TICKETS INTO THE ACTUAL ECLIPSE PREMIERE!!!

I am so excited for Sue and can't wait to hear all about it when we go to the Twilight Nights event tomorrow night, here in San Diego.

Back to his HOLY HOTNESS:

Brace yourself...

And because a post isn't complete without some Robsten goodness....See how I didn't put this first. I was hoping not to scare of the Nonstens. Seriously though, what more proof do you need? Does anyone remember the hand holding picture in Paris? I think these pictures just go to show that they aren't "hiding" it anymore, but at the same time aren't going out of their way to flaunt it.

Robsten @ the afterparty!

Lisa over at 17foreverlisa did a great post with an awesome pic of Robsten. Check it out here.

Now that I'm on a HUGE Robsten high, off to search for more pics and catch up on videos.
To see more great pics of the rest of the Cullen's, go here. Tons of pics...Emmet & Jackson are lookin' good!

XOXO J

Shmorgishborg of Eclipse Premiere Photos!

Oh my gosh everyone....my mind is whirling! I watched the "black carpet" coverage tonight primarily from E online. No offense to any other live streams, but it was easier to just stick to one, and I felt "E" talked directly to us...if that makes sense? I was fortunate enough to chat with Dangrdafne & 17foreverlisa during the second half of the live stream. It was a blast to be able to squeeeee together as a 3-some. Thanks girls! I puffy heart you big time!

And without further adieu, THE PRECIOUS...aka...ROBERT PATTINSON! And of course, the rest of the Twifecta at the Los Angeles Premiere of Eclipse!

I admit, at first I was like "WTF?! Is he channeling Hugh Hefner?!"

But then he looked at the camera and smiled and I got over it real fast.
And, the suit looks better in photos than it did on the live stream.



Loving Kristen's dress from the back, but it didn't fit as well in the front.
Not loving the 1 armed thing. But that's just me.
Again, she could wear a paper bag and I'd think she'd look amazing.

Nothing like some Robsten Love.
Come to think of it, they never took any pics together at the New Moon Premiere.
Maybe Summit finally gave up!

Rob: "Get ready, I'm going to tear you up later..."
Kristen: "I'm counting on it."

I love seeing the way they look at each other. It's precious.

Obligatory Taylor photo ;)
He does look handsome, but pretty much always wears the same type of suit.

Twifecta!

Holding on for dear life...hey, if he was mine I would too!

Ok folks, that is all for now. I know more amazing pics and video are going to surface tomorrow, but just wanted to give you a glimpse. It was great to be able to watch it via the internet. Felt like I was there...sort of. I kept looking for Twilove1 (Sue) but couldn't find her. Though a pic of Sue, Linda & the daughters has surfaced...WITH THE PATTINSON SISTER'S!

Sue's daughter Nicole is in green & Sue is to the right of her...the little blonde ;)
Linda, her daughter and their friend are there too!
OMG they are meeting Pattinson blood!

Stay tuned, I hope to post more pics and vid soon. It's just all so overwhelming. Can you believe Eclipse comes out on Tues/Wed!?!? SQUEEEEE! AND, we have two more movies after this! Yay for BD being split into 2!

What did you think of the clothes? Robsten? Everything?! Tell me, in the comments!

P.S.

Thx to @LuvsMeSumEdward, this was too good to pass up!

*Source: Eclipemovie.org/Robsessed

XOXO J

Obligatory KStew Post, With New HAWT Pics!

I will admit that this blog is about 70% random Twilight related & hopefully somewhat creative posts & about 30% late breaking news and or pics. See Mrs. P, I'm using those math skillz again! Proud? lmao... I guess I'm saying this just so you know what you're getting yourselves into if you're a new follower *waves at new followers!* I can't ever promise late breaking news, as my left side bar forewarns...but I do love posting new pics when I can.

Anyhoo since I love KStew so much, here are some new pics of her from the Eclipse promotional tour in Sweden, as well from the "Love Ranch" (did your mind just skip to The Bunny Ranch? Yup mine did too...and I guess that's what it's about) premiere in Hollywood on June 23rd (yay she's back in Cali just in time for the premiere!) Her co-star/friend from The Runaways, Scout Taylor-Compton is in the movie, as well as Mr. Billy Black, aka Gil Birmingham...."still dancin'."

Not sure how to say "sex kitten" in Swedish, but damn she looks hawt!

Love her dress.

And here she is at the Love Ranch premiere...

Her skin is amazing. That is all. No, that is not all. She will age beautiful because she doesn't seem to purposefully tan. Go girl!

I love her genuine no holds bar smile. She's so beautiful.

Rock it girl, rock it!

And, did you see the EW covers? Kristen looks FANTASTIC (in my opinion)...but the boys? TC said it best when she dropped the "Brokeback Mountain" bomb. I couldn't agree more.

New inside pic!

I give a Crapsten.

If you missed my earlier post called "Tent City & The County Fair" go HERE!

All pics from Eclipsemovie.org

XOXO J