Monday, June 28, 2010

We hate to break it to you Rob, but...

....ES & I have a confession: We aren't going to the midnight showing of Eclipse.


Oh Rob, we love you in more ways than our dirrrrty little minds can comprehend, but we don't love bi*toches that scream during our viewing. I'm not implying that seeing you as Edward isn't scream-inducing, it is...but I'd like to drink in all of your Edward glory without the extra sound effects.

Sure it's fun to be surrounded by a group of Twitards, but lets face it, there are some crazy h00rs out there that can't control themselves. If I had to spend the whole movie telling tweens to "shut the f*ck up," I woudn't be a happy camper. Speaking of, I'd like to watch Edward pitch his tent in peace.

Hope you understand.

Twired Jen

Yes that's right ladies, we're going to wait and see it Thursday morning July 1st at 11am. Wednesday afternoon, while most of you are on a post Eclipse high, I'm going over to my parents house to have a mini-slumber party with ES & NotSoTwiredMom. We're going to make shirts, drink (surprise), eat mushroom ravioli, play Twilight Scene It, do each others make up (vamp style of course,) and watch Jimmy Kimmel & New Moon again :) Not necessarily in that order...

I'd also like to inform you that I have stopped watching any new clips. I have been the dirtiest spoiler h00r EVER, and figured it was time to clean myself up. I am going to live vicariously through all of you that are braving the midnight showing. I probably wont be reading blogs on Wed, for fear that I might come across some sort of spoiler. YES, this spoiler h00r actually doesn't want to know anymore details about the movie, other than the fact that it was kick ass or absolutely the best out of the 3...comments like that are ok ;)

What are your plans for Eclipse? How many times do you think you'll see it? Tell me, in the comments!

P.S. and totally off topic, did you see all of Rob & Kristen's Eclipse Premiere after party pics? No? Go here!



  1. I'm not going to the midnight show either. I never do. I can't take the crowds. I get a little punchy (literally) and I'm too old to go to jail. The Saga Mafia are going to the 10am show on July 4th.

    I can't tell you how many times I'll see it. I'm kind of scared about it to tell you the truth. NM was such a disappointment for me. If Eclipse sucks I am going to cry. and dead inside Moxie will cry.

  2. I wasn't supposed to be here this week (which is why I had a bunch of time to sew...spoiler for what is headed your way) and I promised a friend I would wait for it will be next Sunday or Monday for me, which might kill me!! I'm gonna have to stay away from blogs myself!

  3. @Mox- You didn't like NM eh? I saw it 4 times in the theatre, didn't go to midnight showing though. I liked it...still liked Twilight more. Haven't watched NM as much as Twilight. It depresses me. PS I hope Eclipse rocks, I'm sure it will...that's what everyone who has seen it is saying.

    @Munkee- Oooh I'm excited. What did I do to deserve something?! For New Moon, we waited till the following was torture.

    xo J

  4. And I forgot to ask....I've been so curious about Twilove's experience at the premiere. I have always wondered--do the stars actually sit and watch the movie?? I can't imagine they do. I want to hear all about it!

  5. @Munkee- Yes the stars do sit and watch. Unlike at the Twilight premiere where apparently Rob ran out because he couldn't stand to see himself! LMAO!

    Sue said Rob, Kris and Tay were all sitting in different rows and watched the movie. I feel like it would be totally strange to watch yourself on screen. As for her experience...she camped out for 5 days, had a fun red carpet experience, got free tix handed out by Summit to see Eclipse...met Robs Mom in the bathroom and talked to his Sisters as well. I'll see if she minds if I fwd you one of her emails.


  6. You do know that you are talking about me, right? I am one of the "teens" you are trying to avoid at a midnight showing. I will be there. I had an absolute blast at the New Moon midnight showing. There was definite squeeing going on but nothing that kept me from enjoying the movie or hearing what was going on. Everyone was there for the first time and glued to it. I absolutely loved the whole experience and knew I'd go back to a midnight showing for Eclipse.

    We are in theater #17, too. Woot woot!

    I would absolutely love to be at your sleepover, though. That sounds like SO much fun!!


    P.S.: That picture of Rob makes me want to hug him and lick his jaw all at the same time. Gah!

  7. Gasp! I am afraid of that kind of stuff too considering school is out now - dammit I forgot about that.
    I'll be watching the triple header starting at 7pm. Bringing sweats and bunny slippers. Excited as I have not seen Twilight in the theatre before since I wasn't a fan until after. Can't wait!


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