I Want Spoilers Like A Fat Kid Wants Cake.

And you don't? If you're a tight lil' Eclipse Virgin, you may want to run along now. Sorry!

I did not include the Eclipse sneak peak from the MTV movie awards in my earlier post, AWKWARD ADORKABILITY, because the post itself was long enough :) I see you nodding your head up and down, I can take a hint :) jk

If you missed it, or simply want to watch it again and again and again...here it is!

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

The real school parking lot confrontation starts like this:

Eclipse Page #77
"You could have called us," Edward said in a steel hard voice. "Sorry," Jacob answered, his face twisting into a sneer. "I don't have leeches on my speed dial." "You could have reached me at Bella's house of course." Jacobs jaw flexed, and his brows pulled together. He didn't answer. "This is hardly the place, Jacob. Could we discuss this later?

As you can see in the book, Jacob shows up at the school parking lot to confront Edward over the fact that Emmett crossed the treaty line in an attempt to chase off Victoria. Naturally, Paul attacked him for crossing the treaty line, & a wolf vs vamp fight ensued. Meanwhile, Victoria gets away. Bella has no idea about any of this because Edward whisks her off to Florida to visit Renee. Perfect timing Edward.

Reading back through it, (because you know it's been sitting on my bedside table for months) I realized that that brand new clip was significantly better than I originally thought. The only part that bugs is that Bella doesn't go jump onto Jake's bike and get whisked away into the mist. The principal breaks it up. Bella sneaks off on Jake's man-bike while Edward is off on a hunting trip. Right? Ugh, too exhausted to go back & flip through the pages AGAIN. However I now have a renewed sense of desire to finish re-reading Eclipes for the um..5th? time...

I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS FREAKIN' MOVIE!!!

On to the kick ass new stills! I apologize in advanced for my comments, I couldn't help myself.


Edward Cullen, I want you like a fat kid wants cake.
Just sayin'.

Bella's inner turmoil...hot or cold, soft or hard? PICK COLD & HARD!


Party at Billy's...woot woot! I hope to gawd the wolf pack is in better shape this time around.


Alice: "I smell wet poodle! Oh, it's just your hair. Sorry Jas."


They have "intense" down.


OMG. Emmett reminds me of this dude.
As for Rosalie, yay for non-hideous wigs!

Jessica: "Edward could so kick that Indian kids ass!"
Eric: "Oh shit, it's that kid from LA PUSSSHHHHHHH"

Angela: "Ummm...."
Mike: "Oh no he didn't!"


Charlie: "Take your feet off the coffee table. I am the law."
Bella: "Srsly?"

DILF ALERT!


Kristen: "So if, um...uh...if...Jake tries to jump through my window... again, can I taze him?"

AND THE NEWEST ONE!

( from Pattinson Ladies)

Find a few more pics here.

XOXO J