Sizzlin' in San Diego.

So last week San Diego finally decided to switch gears and ditch the May-Gray/June Gloom, which had lasted until about a week ago. As I sit here, it's 85 in my condo and about 90 outside. Ok not horrible for those of you living in other parts of the US, but when your body is used to it being below 73 every day for what feels like forever, and then it switches, it wipes you out. We do have air conditioning. It's just not turned on yet because we know this heat spell wont last. The weather peeps [if you can call them that] said just through the weekend then back to the high 70's/ mid 80's.

It's nice and cool where I am Jen, care to join me?

Yes Rob I would.....So seeing as I was off today & it was sunny and hot as all get out, I decided to head to the beach for a few hours. First, I'm in desperate need of a tan, and two, I've missed it. I live about 15 minutes from the coast...but normally by now I would have gone a handful of times.

Sometimes I go to the bay because it's quieter and less crowded, but today I wanted to go to my favorite beach, La Jolla Shores. La Jolla Shores is located about 25 minutes North of downtown San Diego. I prefer it because the water always seems to be a bit warmer and almost always clearer.

La Jolla Shores. Picture was likely taken during the Fall or Winter seeing

as it's not crowded and no May Gray/June Gloom.

You might be surprised to know that the West coast side of the Pacific ocean doesn't warm up until around August; it's a cold water current, much to the dismay of many tourists. Today I knew the water was more than likely going to be around 59 degrees, but I always enjoy walking down to the water and at least getting my ankles wet....that is until I heard about a huge influx of these dudes.

I ain't gonna hurt ya. I don't even have fangs!

Maybe not, but I was too afraid to find out. In all my years of swimming in the ocean, I've never stepped on a stingray, or been stung by a jellyfish for that matter. Any So Cal girl knows you have to do the stingray shuffle [shuffling your feet on the ocean floor to scare off the little dudes]. However, La Jolla Shores has been on the local news the past couple of days because apparently tons and tons of swimmers were getting stung. There has been an unusually large amount of stingrays partying it up on the ocean floor....stringraypalooza if you will ;) Interested in seeing a quick news article about it? Go here.

Smoke a bowl & chill on a pontoon boat, then you wont have a care in the world...

Sure KStew, sure. Anyhoo I ended up going to Pacific Beach, which is a bit closer to me and about 10 minutes south of La Jolla. Believe it or not, the stingrays were staying put up North...that's not to say they aren't in PB at all, just not nearly as many of them.

This is exactly where I was today & this is similar to how it looked.

Overall it was a nice day...gym in the morning, beach in the afternoon. Now I'm just trying to keep from sticking to our leather couch. Oh that, and my under-boob sweat is driving me crazy!

XOXO J

"Other" Mens!

Wondering where those "other" men of Twilight have been lurking? Wonder no more!

Jackson Rathbone at The Last Airbender photo call in Madrid, Spain!

Focus on the MOS, ignore the gawd awful bandanna meets bouffant.

[MOS=Mouth of Sex...for you newbies]


And here's Kellan Lutz at the LA premiere of Inception!

So did he lighten his hair again? Or did the dark just fade out?
I swear this boy changes hair color more than I change my underwear ;)

Taylor Lautner on the Abduction set in Pittsburg!

Let's just hope he doesn't go all freaky Scientologist on us...
[cough, Tom Cruise, cough!]



Xavier Samual at a VF/Louis Vuitton party!

He doesn't look thrilled...but he's hawt, so we'll let it slide.

XOXO J

Slight Cure to Rob the Drought.

Here's Rob leaving Sam Bradley's concert last night in LA.

Rob...I love you.

That is all.

Wearing his signature LB hat & looking serious. I'd look that way if the paps were harassing me too!

I like to think the LB stands for LOVELY BOY.

To see tons more pics. GO HERE.

XOXO J

Erotic. That is all.

*** I know I have blogged about MOTU before, but remember...my blog, my rules.

If you haven't read MOTU, hearing about it can get annoying, I know. I was once one of those girls naive to MOTU (Master of the Universe.) I had an extremely difficult time with the idea of imaging Edward & Bella as humans. I seriously thought it would never be possible. What surprised me is that once I got through the first chapter, I stopped trying to picture Edward & Bella as Twilight Edward/Bella, and let my mind just run with the characters as they were described in the book. Once that happened, I was good to go. Bella still looked like Bella Swan in my mind, and like I have said in previous posts, Edward had a Robert Pattinson face & a Christian Bale in American Pyscho body ;)

I wholeheartedly believe you're doing yourself a huge disservice by NOT reading it.
Seriously, read it. Now!



Soooo, through becoming obsessed with it, I found this video on Bleriana's lovely Rob porn-filled blog, The Cold Shower. Holy hell this vid is sooo hot. It might give you a better taste of MOTU. Of course it means something different to me because I have read it...twice ;)

Enjoy!

LATERS BABY!
XOXO J

SPEAK!

Ok, maybe I have had too much cheap champagne. No damnit, I have only had two wine glasses full...that's like what, 3 champagne flutes worth? Eh, I'm not so smart when it comes to measuring and shit...I'll let the resident math wizardess Mrs. P figure that one out.

Anyhoo, have you seen SPEAK...with Kristen Stewart?




I just watched it on Lifetime, again. It's a movie about a young girl who is raped by an older boy at a party, prior to entering High School. It's your typical Lifetime movie, but it's brought to a different level because of Kristen. Some of you may be rolling your eyes, but the girl can act. This movie is tangible proof of that. I'm not a talent coach or a movie buff, but my understanding of a "good actress" is someone that loses themselves to a character. Someone that makes you believe. Am I wrong?

Kristen developed a bad wrap from non-Twi fans [and some twi-fans] for Twilight. I never understood that. Sure she's blinky & twitchy, but she was "Bella" to me. It was believable if you'd read the books. Of course I have noticed that Kristen has progressively refined "Bella" though out the last two movies...which is only natural over time.

As far as Kristen's movies go, I've pretty much seen all of the popular ones, sans"Into the Wild." Curious what else she's been in, go here. She was awesome in "Adventure Land," "The Cake Easters" & "The Messengers." I also absolutely loved "The Runaways."




Kristen owned that roll. She poured her heart and soul into it, & it showed. I really can't wait till it comes out on DVD! I can't say that I would have been a Kristen Stewart fan had I not been a Twi-fan. Like I mentioned before, I'm not a movie buff... However, I am am grateful for having found her via Twilight. She's an amazingly beautiful and talented actress. I can't wait to see what she's got in store for us in the future!

P.S. Anyone else excited to see her as a Vamp in BD?!?

P.S.S Here's my all time favorite Robsten vid. WHAT? THIS WASN'T A ROBSTEN POST?
I know. My blog, my rules.

(Lisa, I think this is the one that made us both weepy, in a good way.)

Just adore that song!

XOXO J

New Moon Banter & Eclipse Compromise.

I thought I'd share some of the funny shit my s/o said during our viewing of New Moon. Yes gals, he watched it! I can hear the collective gasps. He indulged me and watched Twilight about 6 mos ago, and I have been trying to get him to watch NM with me since it came out on DVD. He was never adamantly against it, he just found reasons to weasel his way out of it. Ok, that makes him sound bad...I just never really put my foot down. In the evenings I'd be sitting on the couch before dinner while he was showering... I'd wait till he had a few beers and then yell into the bathroom..."Hey babe, wanna watch New Moon?" I always asked at sort of inconvenient times...I think I thought springing it on him would be the better idea. Guess not.

Anyways on Sat night I had my nose buried in my lap top per usual, and he said something about something [ok ok can't remember]...I responded with a "huh?" Next thing I know he says "Maybe I'll watch NM with you tomorrow night..." Of course I practically gave myself whip lash when my head snapped up in response. Then he said, "It might tear you away from your lap top for a while..." To that I squealed like a pig and decided not to push my luck.

On Sunday afternoon I get a text from him.

HERE IS HOW THE TEXT CONVO WENT (s/o in Green, me in Purple)

s/o":Hey babe, do you want me to grill something? We have chx & pork in the freezer. You choose.

me: Ok babe, sounds yum. Did you think I'd forget about watching New Moon?

s/o: Yup, I was hoping ;) jk ...can you take either one out of the freezer when you get home?

Aww he is cute sometimes. Anyway we ended up watching it, and here is some of the funny shit that came out of his mouth. I'm going to do my best to get it as perfectly accurate as possible...

STUFF MY S/O SAID & MY RESPONSES:

Opening scene..."When are the wolves gonna tear some shit up?" "In the middle, but it's much better in Eclipse. I need you to get through this so you can come see Eclipse with me."

Bella in the parking lot..."You find her attractive? I don't see it. NOT AT ALL."

Jacob comes on screen..."Nice hair."

Classroom scene: "What the f*ck is wrong with that Asian dude?"

Camera pans in on the Volturi painting: "That's the Volteeeeri. Aren't you impressed I know that?" "Babe it's Volturi, and yes I'm impressed."

Seasons passing as Bella mopes in her room: "You never mentioned how depressing this movie is." "Um, only a thousand times."

Jacob in the movie theater: "Wouldn't it be sweet if he sprouted hair from his palms?"

Jacob shirtless: "Damn, looks just like me!" "LOL...not." What the f*cks up with his hair again?"

As Jasper goes after Bella: "Holy shit! Edward just chucked her against the wall!"

Jessica's monologue out front of the theater: "That chick looks like Brittany Murphy." "Um....no."

Bella racing to get to Edward: "Ooooh finally some DRAAAAAAMA!"

Shirtless Rob scene & make out with Bella: "See babe, you have more of Edwards body...except not as tall." "Maybe, but definitely not as hairy!"

Volturi fight scene: "Damn, he [Edward] ends up on his back a lot."

After Edward says "Marry Me": "LAME! Edward & Jacob should kicked the shit out of each other!"

New Moon ended around 11pm and he fought so hard to stay awake till the end...for me. As he's getting into bed he's yawns and says, "I'll give you my review tomorrow." Of course I told him I didn't expect him to love it and that I just needed him to see it so that he can watch Eclipse with me. He then says "Um...one Twilight movie per month is about all I can take." So rather than arguing I compromised, "So since you don't want to go with me to see it in the theater... will you see it with me as soon as it comes out on DVD, and not wait as long as you did to see NM?" He agreed. Sweet. Guess that's all I can ask.

Bees In My PJ Bottoms & Kisses From Rob.

I had a Rob dream last night! It started out pretty random sans Rob, and I can't remember a ton of the details. All I know is the first part of the dream was really scenic, views of the ocean & sand, then randomly I'm in a grassy courtyard, similar to a college campus or event venue. I'm wearing pajama bottoms. The courtyard looks as though it has some sort of Hollywood style party going on. Lots of people milling around talking and drinking. Suddenly I feel a buzzing sensation on my leg and realize that a bee is stuck to the fabric of my pj's. I try kicking the bee off, but it wont budge. In a panic, I strip off my pj bottoms and flail them around in hopes of releasing the bee, but the little sucker hangs on for dear life. Apparently I was pant-less, but didn't seem to notice.

Gettin' to the good stuff...

In the next part of the dream I'm back in the courtyard and see my pj bottoms lying on the pavement next to the grass, bee-free. However there is a gathering of dead bees off to the side. I don't remember if I picked them (the pj's pants) up or not...Next thing I know I'm lining up to go into this building off of the courtyard. I see a Kellan Lutz/Xavier Samuel hybrid. He is absolutely adorable and gives me a big bear hug when I get to the front of the line, as if he recognizes me. At this point in the dream I'm realizing that I'm going to the Eclipse after party, so I start to get giddy. As I make my way inside one of the halls, I see Kristen standing off to the side with Tom Sturridge, (RPattz best buddy.) Somehow I strike up a conversation with her and though she seems friendly, she is also guarded. At this point I'm not sure if I'm supposed to know her or if she knows me, but we end up chatting casually and waiting around... It appears as though she is waiting for Rob, based on a few hints she drops. Can't remember what they were now. In my head I'm thinking this means I get to see RPattz, cause he's bound to come looking for Kristen. While talking to her I notice a crowed gather in a side room and realize that Rob has arrived. KStew, TomStu & I are all sitting on top of this high banquet style table waiting for him to escape over to us. All of a sudden the dream switches gears (you know how in dreams everything can change instantaneously?) and I jump off of the bench and am trying desperately to make eye contact with Rob so he knows I'm there. Immediately he notices me through the crowed & gives me this killer smile. You know the one...





He may or may not have been wearing his beanie too. Dreams are weird like that right? Anyway, I blush as he looks my way and all of a sudden realize that he's happy to see me. It dawns on me that Kristen is with Tom & I'm sort of with Rob. I start to feel kind of nervous and bend down to get something out of my bag to distract myself. All of a sudden, Rob is hovering over me. He's wearing jeans, a long sleeved red-ish flannel shirt & carrying a brown leather messenger bag. As he leans over me I whisper, "Congratulations on Eclipse." Rather than saying thank you, he responds by leaning over me & gently pressing his soft luscious lips against mine. It's a very rushed & sexy kiss. No tongue, but SO SEXY.

He leaned in like this...as if he was going to whisper
something in my ear.

Right as his lips pull away from mine, my alarm goes off. FML! Ok, I guess I can't complain too much. The alarm could have gone off before the kiss. Anyways, I have always wanted a dream where I get to kiss Rob...and I finally got one! Swoon.

Thank you DREAM GAWDS, thank you.

I know Mrs. P is the dream analysis expert in this town, so if you'd like Mrs P, analyze away!

I tend to think a lot of my day was factored into that dream. Here are some random things that may or may not have contributed to parts of it.

1. Yesterday afternoon I saw an IMAX film about big surf in Tahiti...hence the scenic beginning of my dream.

2. Before bed I was looking at pictures from the Eclipse after party...

3. Last night I was watching a video of Kristen leaving The Troubador in LA with Tom Stu & his girlfriend.

4. I have been re-reading MOTU, thus Rob's messenger bag.

5. Two days ago while at lunch with my Mom & my Grandma, a pesky bee kept trying to steal a drink of my Stella.

6. Right before bed my s/o gave me an unusually sweet and lingering kiss. Pretty much just like the one in my dream. Well...except my s/o isn't Rob ;)

Now that you probably think I'm nuts, enjoy your Sunday! If you missed my Thirst Quenching Rob pic spam post last night, go HERE. The pictures don't disappoint (new pics of Rob too!)

XOXO J

Need Your Thirst Quenched?

No?


You sure?


Oh well, check this out anyway.



Let us marvel at "Thirsty Rob," shall we?

"Oh to be thy liquid that slips through RPattz lips." -me

I'm feeling thirsty, & not for liquid...

well, hmm...er...never mind.


P.S. @Mama_Cougar just tweeted this & I about pissed myself. Her exacts words were something to the effect of "Holy crotch shot!"

Gawd bless him. That is all.


See more here!

*might wanna grab a spare set of panties...just sayin'!

Hope you enjoyed my little pic spam & the added crotch shot bonus! Be back later :)

XOXO J