Um, I forgot.

So today it, well what's left of it, is my bloggy 2 year anniversary. I have a LONG post to do & completely spaced it this morning...I planned to do it this evening, but to be honest, I ended up renting "Friends With Benefits" and drooling over JT.

The post is coming tomorrow. PROMISE!

XOXO J

She Knows We Exist! Eeeek.

I have recently wondered if Kristen knows what a "Krisbian" is...and by golly, she does! ;)






Cute huh?! When I was reading the comments on this video, I noticed one person 'thinks' KStew referred to her "brother" as code for Rob, but if you have ever read much about her older brother, or even seen pictures of him, it's pretty likely that she really is referring to him. I imagine he's a bit more sensitive to the gay jokes, even if us fans don't intend it to be rude or offensive...I could be wrong though...

Krisbian just refers to a female who has a straight girl crush on Kristen...or a "if I was a lesbian, I'd totally be into her" type feeling.  I can just see Cam rolling his eyes....protective, yet FABULOUS brother of hers.

Quite honestly I feel pervy referring to myself as a Krisbian...but I just can't help it. She's HOT.



XOXO J

He Moves, She Moves.

If you're a Robsten fan, you must watch this vid!

He moves. She moves.

...& vice versus of course!

 

*I love 2.30*

Notice how there are no pictures of them from the New Moon Premiere?...I have realized in the past that if you google pics from that particular premiere, you'll find only 1 or 2 where they are steps apart on the red carpet. The only ones of them together are from the after party, via prying eyes.  I truly believe that's the time Scummit did not want them dating, nor did they want anyone else to THINK they were...whether it be for fear that it would end badly before the last film was shot, or for fear there would be backlash from the fans...who knows. Anyhoo, it totally supports my whole straight to the point Robsten theory...based on premiere pictures. Curious about that? Go HERE.

Alright my Robsten loving friends, I'm pooped.

Is it Friday yet?

XOXO J

Reality Called....

Today didn't start out as a bad day, so I'm really hoping it doesn't end bad...but the middle has sucked ass.  I get into work this morning & my boss is sick as hell & ends up checking her email & leaving....that would have been fine if I hadn't had to take over her client meeting.  I already had one scheduled myself for 1:30 & hers was at 12:45pm...cutting it close. As I'm walking down the street fumbling with a stack of our sales kits, I proceed to slice my right middle finger wide open on the edge of one of them. I stood there, like an idiot....

...kinda like this...

I half expected an angry mop-headed blonde vamp to appear out of thin air, poised for attack...but of course that didn't happen. Instead I dropped my present sales kits to the pavement, along with some blood & held on to my finger for dear life.  I'm pretty squeamish, not when it come to blood, but cuts....they totally gross me out. Major eebie jeebies. 

When I finally got back to the office, I had 10 emails, 2 to of which I could respond to.  Why is that you ask? Well, we just switched over from our PC's to Macbook Pro's. Sure, they're fancy and super fabulous, but transferring business files from a PC to a Mac is no smooth transition. It's like English to Japanese. Apples to oranges. SO EFFING ANNOYING. I needed to look up stuff that we haven't yet uploaded to our drop box & I couldn't open certain attachments...I seriously thought I was going to go postal.  I know a tiny bit of it has to do with the fact that I had such a long wonderfully relaxing 4 day holiday weekend...

It's super hard to get back into the swing of things.

FML.

UPDATE: The whole point in me posting today was to upload this pic, which was highly indicative of how I felt..... go figure, I forgot and left it out. It now feels oddly appropriate considing our power was out when I got home...perfect ending to a shitty day.

How was your first day back?

XOXO J

Occupy This.

To be honest, I'm sick of hearing about "Occupy San Diego..etc..etc..etc." No matter where your beliefs lie, it does get old after awhile. So this morning, as our local news station made multiple mentions of "Occupy THIS, or Occupy THAT"...a brilliant thought ran through my head...

brilliant I tell you!

Close, but no cigar.

Not any penis will do...

That's more like it.







"I want Robert Pattinson to OCCUPY MY VAGINA."






..or in the spirit of giving, I guess...






"I want Robert Pattinson to occupy OUR vaginas."




That my friends, is my Thanksgiving wish for all of you.


Now it may be a teensy bit unrealistic, since his penis is busy occupying KStew's vagina, but there isn't anything wrong with a little holiday dreaming, right?








***And for those smart asses out there, I know Christmas is usually reserved for wishes, but remember, my blog - my rules.


XOXO J

The Waiting Game

I wrote a rather haphazard Breaking Dawn Part 1 review last night & noticed a long comment from @ATXgal76. She's a busy girl, but pops in to comment now and again. I can honestly say, she doesn't comment unless she has something poignant to say. Love her!

Anyways, why the hell am I talking about a comment? Because it made me sad.  She didn't mean to make me sad, but she spoke the truth.  Here was the very last paragraph of her comment:

"I too cannot wait till part 2 and HATE that I know it's already filmed and basically being edited. Not to be Debbie Downer, but I don't think the next year will fly by because we won't get any news from filming or fans from the set - everything is basically on the editing table. There will be no more twi-activity (except for the actors new movies) till next fall. Boo hiss. Thank goodness for lovely blogs such as yours and long twitter feeds ;)"

OMG. She's right!!!

"No set pics?! No filming news?! No leaked photos?!

OMFG!!!

Of course I know they filmed both part 1 & 2 back to back,I just never really gave this next year much thought. I don't know that I'm prepared to survive the next 12 mos without any of this...

Twilight (change of outfits)

New Moon

Eclipse

BD part 1

Crazy to think I didn't read Twilight until August of 2009 & then did my first blog post December 2009, which means New Moon had already been filmed & was released about 2 weeks before my first post!  Now I'm remembering that I back tracked and blogged about seeing New Moon. Wow, I was late to the party. I remember seeing New Moon set pics on other blogs towards the end of filming...before I ventured into blogging. Wow, time flies...

BUT WILL THIS NEXT YEAR?!?!

Discuss...in the comments!

UPDATE: I just thought of this...I bet Scummit will release little teaser pics here and there to keep us interested & then accuse us of passing them along.

XOXO J

Breaking Dawn in Twired's Eyes *SPOILERS

Sarah & I went to see BD part 1 at a relatively small theater on Friday evening at 7:30PM.  It appeared pretty quiet and so we went to grab a drink(s) beforehand...thinking we'd be just fine.  Once we got back there was a split moment of panic when we saw a line of about 50 people.  Luckily we were warm and toasty from our drinks so waiting outside was no biggie.  Before we knew it, they were letting us into the theater.  It ended up being about 80% full, which was perfect.  Once we were seated, I really couldn't believe we were moments away from seeing the first half of the last Twilight movie. Part of me feared that it wouldn't be as amazing as I'd hoped. Sure, it was my second to least favorite book (New Moon being my least) but I didn't hate it like some of you, which means I probably had higher expectations...Though admittedly I did skip the entire Jacob pov the first time around. Didn't we all?

Anyways, I might as well cut to the chase...Nothing prepared me for how much I loved Breaking Dawn. Yup, I absofuckinglutely LOVED it. LOVED IT!  ES did too. To steal LKW's line, I had a perma grin on my face for the entire first half of the movie. I was in seventh heaven...everything was just like I envisioned it while reading.  The lead up to the wedding, the wedding, the honeymoon, the pregnancy, the change, the fetus baby...Wow, just wow. Sure there were a couple parts that were giggle worth in a make-fun sorta way, but nowhere near the amount that were in the 3 prior movies.

Bahhaa, Jasper looks like a Golden Girl!

I think I'm going to cop out and do my review "list style." There is so much floating around in my head that I want to say, that I feel like I just need to list it out, much like Twikiwi did on her blog.

Here it goes...

(keep in mind that my brain is frazzled & my evaluation is all over the freakin' place)

1. I loved the flash back to Edward being a "killer." It was totally unexpected & seeing him with a bit of blood on  his lips was oddly appealing.

2.  Kristen Bella  as a bride looked really beautiful, but not as "stunning" as I envisioned in the book. I hope I don't get beat down for that. See my thoughts on vampy Bella before you throw apples at me. The dress was prettier than what I envisioned in the book. I thought it would be even more conservative & I was relieved that it wasn't The back was sexy & unexpected.

3. The Wedding Ceremony: Fabulous.  I loved how nervous she looked and I cried like a baby when she finally laid eyes on Edward. I think this part of the movie was cathartic for me. As most of you know I started reading Twilight at a point in my life where I was very frustrated with my relationship, I wanted it to move forward at a much faster pace...and here I am married to that person...& in turn, watching Bella marry Edward. May sound weird, but it's very emotional for me.

4. The Reception: The toasts at the wedding were hysterical. Emmet cracked me up,  Jessica was fabulous, Charlie was in true form, Renee was sooo embarrassing,  & Esme was perfect as always, as was Edward.  Alice & Jasper dancing was totally cute and so something they'd do. I love that he flipped her just like it was no big deal.

5. The Honeymoon: AMAZING and just how I envisioned it.  I loved how they showed Bella brushing her teeth, shaving and slightly freaking out..it was the first time we've witnessed Bella act like a human...As for the sex, YES the fade to black was startling at first, but I liked how Bill incorporated the morning flash back to the night before. I was pleasantly surprised and felt it fit perfect...not to mention I loved the song. I thought the latter half of the honeymoon was right on par too, from the chicken eating scene to Alice calling Edwards cell...

6. Pregnant Bella: Brilliant, bravo Bill Condon. Bella looked like she was wasting away, on deaths door...so well done. The sounds of her bones breaking was so realistic too.  And when she was pretty much dead, FABULOUS...though I did think Edward took his time and that annoyed me. Plus I don't know at what point he realized the venom had worked...it wasn't clear to me....I thought the scenes that showed the venom pumping through her veins, bone marrow etc was a great touch...as well as her internal screaming. I remember in the book how they described her to be still on the outside but writhing in the pain on the inside.I wish they would have showed a bit more of that, but I understand they only have time for so much...

7. The Wolves: I thought they were scarier this time around..like really scary. I giggled internally when they all talked to each other in wolf form, but I didn't think it was that bad...

9.  WIGS: Carlisle was atrocious...and note how I'm not specifying JUST his wig. His wig, or whatever the eff you want to call it, was HORRIBLE! And his voice...he sounded like a damn martian! WTF?! PS I thought Rosalie looked beautiful throughout, and I thought Jackson, I mean Jasper looked pretty hot in some scenes. As far as Alice, I thought her wig was much truer to the books, than in previous movies. She's SUPPOSED to look pixi-like.

8. Renesmee: Totally not creepy, much better than I'd thought.  She was born looking more like a 4 mos old  (which is true to the book) & later has these super intuitive brown eyes...PERFECT.

9. The End: Vamp Bella (for the split second we saw her) is gorgeous, just how I pictured her.  And the way the movie ended, just how I was hoping.  I have mentioned a few times that I figured they'd cut it right before she woke up, or right as she woke up.  I CANNOT WAIT TILL PART 2. Do we really have a year? This past year flew by, so my only hope is that 2012 will too.

As I said before & I'll probably say a bunch more, I just loved this movie. It's my favorite so far. We saw it for the second time this morning & I cannot wait to see it for a 3rd. I feel like there is so much more to say, I really kept this surface level and am almost ashamed...I guess I just still feel overwhelmed & I'm processing it all...

Oh and by the way, I LOVE this song. LOVE it like I love Robsten.

XOXO J

Borderline Obsessed...

.....With Robsten. Yup, if you know me at all, this is hardly new information.  Since I love Robsten so much, I absolutely effing loved @Jaymes805 post from last night, you can find it over HERE. I loved it so much I left her a long ass comment, and made myself giggle in the process. Clearly I'm easily amused. To cut to the chase, she posted pictures of Robsten from each movie premiere & of course I had to throw in my two cents.

I may or may not have stolen a pic from her post...whoopsie.

"We may or may not kinda wanna fuck. "

We might have fucked a lot, and if anyone finds out, we're fucked."

 "We fuck all the time...and are starting not to give a fuck"

"We have been fucking forever, we still fuck alot, & really...who gives a fuck?!" 

:)

Oh yah, please check the gif at the end pf @Jaymes805's post...Truth be told, I'm too much of a lazy ass to steal it. It's the best, imo.

XOXO J