It Smells Like a Freakin' Egg Roll....

First of all, may I point out that as I went to create this post, I realized that the last time I posted was exactly 1 year and 1 day ago. FREAKY DEAKY! That means Charlie was 6.5 months. What the what?! No way. He's now 18 mos. But we can talk about that later. This was just posted today by a friend on Facebook and I'm LMFAO DYING. Not sure how old it is, but it's not one of the vids I have seen before.

Jacob: "Can you train a pig?"

Edward: "To do what?"

Jacob: "Like harm my Grandpa..... & Grandmama..."

Edward: "Uh, you're looking for an assassin pig?!"

For some stupid reason it won't let me imbed it. So go HERE to check it out. I promise you won't be disappointed.


XOXO J

She Did It AGAIN!

Libenet never fails to make the most amazing Robsten vids. Here's yet another beautiful tribute:

For some reason I can't imbed it... so here's the link. Gah! Amazing!

CLICK HERE!

I'll leave with this:

XOXO J

I Could Barely Choke Back My Pizza!

and I almost choked on said pizza...

Well, hello there, long time no see..er..blog!

WARNING:

PAP PICS AHEAD

I know - I keep expecting to NOT hyperventilate when I see pics of Robsten...but come on, I can't help it! And I realize you're probably hyperventilating that I actually posted. Heh.

Here they are, bumming around LA, hanging with KStew's bestie, Pouty Scouty......

*They're holding hands!* 

<3

MANY more pics HERE

No, Not That Charlie....

Where have the last 12 & a half weeks gone? Holy cow.  Granted I haven't had my work computer, and my old lap top has been broken forever...so even if I did have a spare minute to post, I sure as hell wasn't going to go cross eyed doing it via my iPhone, that's for sure.

ANYWAYS....hello there :) Where to begin? Mr. Charlie, my Charlie,....not the dude with the stache...errrr...

(stache courtesy of @musingbella)

LOL! He's growing like a weed. Sadly he will only take Soothie brand pacifiers (if at all), & I could only get him to hold this one in his mouth quick enough to snap this shot...but hey it's better than nothing.  And it reminds me of another picture taken long ago......August of 2010 to be exact.

I sent this to the girls pre-Fooorrrrks 2010

Mustaches aside, I finally did muster up the courage to leave Charlie & go see BD2 a few weeks ago. I'm not feeling creative enough to write an in depth review, & really, what would be the point considering I'm super late to the party? I will however add some some rapid fire bullet points incase anyone is curious...because I definitely said I'd email a few peeps and never got around to it...I know, I'm lame.

MOVIE SPOILERS...for that 1% that maybe hasn't seen it?!

*LOVED the cottage.
*Sex scene was "good," but sort of anticlimactic...I enjoyed part 1's sex scene more.
*Edward...hot...really hot.
*Renesmee as a baby...creepy. And not in a g0od way.
*Renesmee as a child, perfect.
*Bella as a vamp...(I'm gonna get raked over the coals for this one) not as stunning as I have seen Kirsten look in real life. Does that make sense?
*Fight scene was EPIC & yes I lost my shit when they killed Carlisle. Literally lost my shit....jaw was on the floor. They had me fooled, that's for sure. And I love how they wrapped it up with Alice letting Aro see how things "would have" turned out. Love Love Loved it.

I must say that my mind wasn't 100% focused on the movie...it was my first time away from the little dude and I was definitely having separation anxiety. However based on seeing just once,  I give it a B-. Keep in mind it WAS NOT my favorite book.....so that could be a huge part of it.

Now for more pics of Charlie, my Charlie :)

10 weeks old

12 weeks & 6 days

12 weeks

Hope everyone had a fabulous holiday season. I am so out of it when it comes to Rob & Kristen, as well as the rest of the Twilight cast. You best believe I'll be catching up now that I have the computer back.

XOXO J

Careful Not To Burn Yourself!

 

 

.......cause KStew is smokin' HOT!

 

 

 

Hot Damn!

 

"You like?"

 

YES Kristen, we like.

 

Pics via Twifans

KStew in LA @ AFI Fest & On the Road Premiere.

 

 

 

XOXO J

 

Tokyo Tease

I have been so out of the loop, but sneaking peeks at fan sites here & there between bf-ing Charlie & wiping his curry coated baby butt ;)

This evening, I ran across this absolutely adorable picture of Ms. Stew @ the BD Part 2 Tokyo fan event.

 

Gotta love the black permanent marker on her right hand.

SUPER excited for more promotion pictures!

XOXO J

INTRODUCING.........

Charles Robert...aka "Charlie" <3

 

Born on October 6th, 2012 @ 12:15PM

8lbs, 12 oz & 22 in long!?! 

WARNING - Typos and grammatical errors a'plenty! I'm on 3 hours of sleep people..... 

Not sure if I'll make it through this post without him waking up to eat, but I'm giving it my best shot. I haven't had a computer since right before I delivered, as I had to hand back my beautiful little Mac to my boss while I'm out...and DG's computer is a piece of sh*t. I guess I could blog from my iphone, but the thought makes me cross eyed. Anyhoo, the last 2 weeks and 2 days have been a beautiful, nerve-wracking, exciting, blissful & sometimes scary ride.  I can now say that I fully understand absolute unconditional love.

Way back on Friday October 5th, I'd spent the day with my Mom & Gma (Grandma.) They'd said we should go to PF Changs and eat something spicy in hopes of coaxing out this lil' one.  So we did, and then we walked around the mall a bit.  That evening I put together his swing & then lounged around on the couch. At about 8:30PM I was talking to my next door neighbor through the window & felt a braxton hicks contraction, but with PAIN this time. It stopped me dead in my tracks.  Then about 15 minutes later I felt another one.  I'd been spotting a bit too, and wondered if it was really time.  I was pretty terrified since my hospital won't admit you unless you contracting 3-5 minutes apart, lasting 60 seconds or more for 1 hour. I'd heard of women having to labor at home for a full day before they could go in.......WELL, by 10:45PM I was contracting every 3-5 minutes and they were SUPER intense. Some of them felt like they were coming on top of each other. They hurt so bad I ended up throwing up after.  I woke up poor DG who'd only been asleep for an hour and told him we needed to call L&D. We did & based on the tone of my voice, they said we could head in to be checked.  We only live 8 minutes from the hospital, but boy was that a ride.  I had 3 contractions from where we parked the car to the elevator. That was a LONG walk. Long story short, they put me in triage, I barfed some more, my water broke mid-barf & they deemed I was 2.5 centimeters dilated & 100% effaced. Time to admit me :) When we got to the room I asked for the epidural right away....then progressed to 3.5 cm, then 8.5 four hours later?! It was going fast......then around 3am they realized baby was face up...which can lead to a difficult delivery. They ended up having my lie in all of these side positions in hopes of getting him or her to move. By early morning my contractions had stalled & they gave me pitocin to get them going again. Finally at around 10:45am they let me start pushing. I had DG on my right leg and my Mom on my left with Sarah sitting close by. They were so wonderful to me...finally at 12:15PM I had a beautiful baby BOY.  I sobbed tears of joy & utter relief.....The relief part I have decided to explain.....

Following our 20 week anatomy scan, we were told we had what appeared to be a very healthy baby that was right on target for his or her due date, BUT......they had to let us know that the baby had a "white spot" on it's heart. My OB quickly said that it WAS NOT a heart defect, but just a little calcium deposit. The reason she HAD to mention it was because it's considered a soft marker for downs syndrome & trisonomy 18. She quickly assured me that she sees it quite often & all of the babies she

seen with it have been healthy.  She then explained that most babies with downs have this white spot, but most babies with the white spot don't have downs. Um...how do you not freak out?! She also pointed out that there were no other markers. The nasal bone, femur bone, hands & feet all appeared normal. We asked what options we had in terms of finding out more, and she said that an amnio was an option, but that the chances of miscarriage were much higher than the chances of having a baby with a genetic disorder. We'd denied the 12 week genetic testing, thus we didn't have much odds to go off of.  My world basically fell apart after than appt. I wondered if it was God punishing me for wanting a baby all of my life and for getting pregnant on the first try.  It's a horrible way to think but I couldn't help it. Fortunately I talked with a girlfriend who informed me that both of her boys had shown the white spot, aka "echogenic focus," and they do not have any genetic disorders. I also did tons of internet research and the consensus was that most babies with this calcium deposit are born perfectly healthy...and that technology is just so advanced now that it picks up EVERYTHING. Apparently the white spot disappears towards the end of pregnancy in most cases..but we were never given another full anatomy scan.

Needless to say,  I was worried sick the remaining 4-5 months of my pregnancy. I didn't enjoy my labor, even with the epidural because I was so absolutely terrified.  It wasn't until he came out & I saw him with my own eyes that I cautiously realized he was OK. I have never sobbed so hard in my life. It was extremely cathartic. Draining. I can't put it into words. I even asked the nurse if he was ok and she asked why. I explained myself and she brushed it off as being super common. Then she quickly pointed out that he didn't have any signs of downs. In fact, the nurses during our stay often commented on how darn cute he was...one even said he looked like the Gerber baby.

I would have loved my baby no matter what, but I can't tell you how much of a blessing it was to have a healthy one. On a side note: DG announced the sex and it was totally anticlimactic. I remember hearing him say "it's a boy." I didn't even react.....of course he was a boy.....everyone said I was having a boy. All I could focus on was that he was PERFECT.

Figured I'd share a few more pictures to capture the relief.

 My SUPER ugly cry. Never cried so hard in my entire life.

 

Inspecting him, making sure he was ok.

And a few extras:

 

with Daddy, aka DG

 

1st outing to the beach

 

Trying on my boy-ish onesies :)

Thanks for all the well wishes!

PS Yes, he does indeed have not one, but 2 Twilight names. Truthfully, Robert was my Grandfathers name and I always knew I'd give my future child that name or use it as a middle name. It also happens to be DG's brothers name. As for Charlie...it was the only one we both agreed on. I thought it was strong, cute & not as common these days. Duane wanted it to officially be Charles...I reluctantly agreed ;)

xoxo

J

 

You Can Thank Me Later.

I would be doing the world a huge disservice by not sharing this tribute to Mr. Pattinson. Holy hell kids.... You can thank me later....after you have cleaned up the um....mess ;)

?!?

*Found over at Robsessed*

XOXO J

This Has Nothing To Do With Twilight. At All.

But if you can make a comparison, go for it!

I will be impressed.

YIKES!

XOXO J

Birthday Wishes!

To Isabella Marie Swan!

XOXO Twired Jen

And Now I'm A Ball Of Tears - Bella & Edward Tribute

Just watch.

So cathartic for me in so many ways....for many of us. It will soon be over.

Sniff...

XOXO J

THE HAIR, Need I Say More???

There has been so much Rob lately & I'm loving every single second of it...ok well, despite the "sten" that is clearly missing from the equation.....Nope, not going there again.....ANYWAYS, seeing him promote Cosmopolis has got me reflecting on the past few years. I think each of us has had our favorite Rob look...and for me it really ties into THE HAIR. His hair completely shapes his face...for the good, or the "meh."

Robowski

Rome-Rob

Buzz Cut Rob

Bel Ami/BAFTA Rob

Those were "ok"....

But these were my favorites...

Mmm. GQ Rob.

Can't get enough GQ...

VF Rob

More VF or GQ...  (shit, I forget.)

That said, I think his Cosmopolis promotion look is now among the ranks of my most favorite Rob looks.

How can this NOT make your lady bits swell?!

he's ALL MAN. Yum

I can't wait to see him on Kimmel....and look....


He even did the sex walk while arriving at the show!

Wish I could insert a super appropriate song to go along with this pic, but I'm too lazy. 

Someone needs to make a video out of this. Please?!

And for those of you that are dying to see him on Kimmel, like me, GO HERE . I haven't even watched it yet!

P.S.

What do you think of his Cosmopolis "look"???

What's your favorite Rob "look"???

XOXO 

More Torturing.

Via

 RobstenDreams

XOXO J

Why Do I Torture Myself?!

So ridiculous that this makes me cry like a baby.

I don't know them. 

They don't know me.

I thought I was healing....& then decided to torture myself by watching this. 

UGH.

And yup, I'm sharing....not to torture you, but because in some twisted way, it's therapeutic to share & receive feedback from those who feel the way I do. I'm looking at you @17foreverlisa.

XOXO J

*THUD* #RobCosmopolisPremiere

*THUD*

Because I have no words.....

I can't help but think he looks a little sad. But I'm sure that's 

just my mind running away from me into Robsten land.

More pics HERE & I'm sure they'll be updating frequently ;)

XOXO J

Bill Condon on Rob & Kristen

When asked his thoughts on how the apparent break up between Robsten, Bill said this:

“The fact is, these are actors playing parts, and maybe it’s not such a bad thing that people be reminded of that. Both of these actors gave heart and soul to the Twilight movies, not only during shooting, but also by navigating so graciously the whole life-in-a-fishbowl aspect of the phenomenon. Above all they have always shown great respect for the fans who made these movies such a success. Now it’s time that some of that respect be returned to them.”

via I'mNotObsessed.com

I do have a couple comments, but I think I'll keep them to myself for now. Overall it was very well said.

And yes, I finally watched the Will Ferrel; video, and I admit, it was hilarious. I wasn't ready to watch it when it first came out...but I'd heard from enough bloggy besties that it was worth it. It's like he's read our minds....or blogs.... ;)

Incase you haven't watched it either:

LOL

XOXO J

I Still Love Rob.

Pretty much sums it up.

Because so much of Twired has been devoted to Robsten, my knee jerk reaction was to jump ship and close TWIRED when solid evidence of KStew's cheating surfaced. I quickly told myself that that would be truly ridiculous. I love Rob. I love Twilight. I love this fandom. And yes, I still love Kristen...despite mistakes she's clearly allegedly made. I have no right to be mad at her. Her relationship with Rob is just that, HER relationship. Their relationship. As much as it pains me to be writing this, there isn't anything any of us can do. Of course I'm pretty devastated that it's likely they wont be a couple during BD2 promotions...that was one of those things that I was really looking forward to, especially after their public love fest in Cannes. But again, NOTHING WE CAN DO. Did I think they'd last forever...kind of, but I'd always hoped they'd at least stay together until the last movie was released....it's selfish really.

All that said, I'm not shutting down Twired. I need it to air my feelings. To support the release of BD2 & the actors we have all grown to adore.

Speaking of those we adore. Have you seen this pics of Rob from Black Book Magazine? Holy cow.

Mmm. My fave. Bad Boy Rob.

source

Wowza.

I know it's easy to wonder where the eff Kristen's head was when she cheated on this man-god...but we all make mistakes. For those of you hating on my 1/2 joking comment over at Twitarded, hear this: I was 22 once, and made my share of mistakes. I'm not saying it's excusable or that Rob should forgive her. And yes, I do think she was super stupid about it....especially since she's famous, and knows very well that the paps will find you if your a celeb of that caliber. Clearly she wasn't thinking, and just acting on instinct...like a lot of do when we're younger.

I ask this of you all, please don't be so quick to HATE. It's a strong word.

XOXO J

THIS.

This says most of what I need or want to say...Hopefully no one thinks less of me for taking the easy road by positing a link to someone else's words, but I guess I am. I may have more to say as the days unfold, but for now, this works.

THIS.

PS The last part about choosing, not sure I agree 100%, because they were always a packaged deal to me...but I digress.

XOXO J

Those Jeans - Hot Damn!

I know you guys have seen these by now, but GAH!

ROBSTEN leaving Bobbly Long show @ the Hotel Cafe last night, 7/19.

Not sure if these are pap pics or fan pics, but nonetheless if you're sensitive, move on.

LMAO at poor Rob's face.

He does look adorable though, and those jeans.....hot damn!

Pretty ballsy peeps with the cameras, not sure if I'd have the nerve...?!

And can I please hear a collective awwwwww at the public hand holding.

I had a feeling they'd eventually get over their fear of it. Maybe it was Scummit discouraging the PDA. But you know what....the last movie is coming out in 4 mos....most of us love seeing them together, if anything I think it gets us more excited, no?

<3

Speaking of, I CANNOT WAIT for BD2 promotions.I assume promotions will start late September maybe early October? What do you think? I'm due Oct 1st...so thankfully I won't be hold up in a hospital bed during peak promotions...nope, I'll be at home on my couch with a newborn stuck to my boob while I watch the shenanigans unfold.  Hey, something to pass the time ;)


Oh and if it's a boy....have I told you what the middle name will be? Yup, Robert. But sadly I can't attribute it to Mr. Pattinson. My Papa's (grandfather) name was Robert and DG's brother is named Robert....but hey, part of me likes to think that people might just assume there are 'other' reasons for the middle name choice...


Ok, back to work for me. Oh, and PS, if you missed the hot pics of Ms. Stewart from yesterday in LA pre Bobby Long Show, GO HERE.

HAPPY ROBSTEN FRIDAY!

XOXO J

The Chemistry Is Still So Palpable! #SDCC #ROBSTEN

My search for Robsten failed (as did my quest to see ASkars again, but that's a different blog), though admittedly I can't say I tried all that hard. Being 7 mos preggo kinda put a damper on my energy.

Anyhoo, here are some fabulous Robsten SDCC vids.

LOVE THEM.

The first minute or so of music is kinda annoying, but it gets much better.

Love the look they give each other right after 2.04....it screams "we're doin' IT" 

;)


And this next one is full of sneaky lil' "I wanna fuck you" glances. Gah! I have never seen two people look at each other the way they do. The chemistry is still so palpable after all this time...and that says a lot for a young couple.

Hope you enjoyed these as much as I did.

*Source*

XOXO J