I Have Chills.

I will come back and write more when it's possible to form a coherent thought...

For now, I have chills.

XOXO J

Cum Cullens...

Jackson was recently interviewed on a local morning radio show, and as usual, he sounds sexy as hell. Go HERE to listen! Admittedly, he sounds a bit muffled...being a Jackson expert, I've heard him crystal clear...and it's AMAZING!

Anyhoo, he makes mention of Edwards bachelor party in BD...SQUEEE! We didn't get ANY details in the book, other than that it would be tame. I'm wondering how much of a glimpse they'll give us???






What are your thoughts? Vampire strippers? Humans on parade (you know, Jessica & Angela throw on the booty shorts and do a little shimmy...) ?

Or maybe......

Hmm...

"Cum Cullen boys, I'll show you a REAL Bachelor Party. Have you met Svetlana?"

;)

XOXO J

Rob In The Outback.

Ok, so I was going to write a post on Rob's new VF photo shoot, but then I noticed the words "It's Britney Bitch" on my blog roll...Picture a kid walking down the street and noticing an ice cream shop. Yup, that's what Brit does to me. I used to LOVE her....before she got all bat shit crazy. But her name still grabs my attention. Anyhoo, Robzsinger pretty much said everything I wanted to say and more.

Originally, when I saw the pic last night on my side bar, I swooned. Then I looked at it on my computer and wanted to hit something.

At least we were graced with a bit of Finger Porn ;)

The hat is the problem...for me. I can deal with the Alligator...but I guess the Alligator wouldn't quite have the same effect minus the hat. I mean Annie Leibovitz was clearly trying to channel......

Crocodile Dundee!

Tip the hat, remove the crocodile teeth, and it's Rob's hat.

I can see why he didn't pose that way...we CAN NOT lose the finger porn. EVER.
Some of the pictures featured look a bit Amish. #Amishward was going around on twitter last night and I was PMSL. How great is that? It's classic.

I heard somewhere (can't remember now of course) that someone said they're trying to de-sexualize Rob. Uh..............what? I don't care how Amish or how Crocodile Dundee he looks, he's still HAWT!

Lose the hat and the alligator and I'm ALL OVER IT.

PS To see more of the HAWT pics from that photo shoot, go here.

XOXO J

I'd Look Pissed Too.

I don't think I could ever get enough set pics. That said, here's another. This time we get a closer look at Mr. Broodward.

Freezing my ass off in snow? I'd be pissed too.

Psst...that ring is kinda big, no?

Broodward is so hawt though. Maybe if the camera guy threw some iced cold Gatorade over his head he'd look even sexier? Hmmm....

I wonder if Rob is back in Vancouver yet? We saw KStew arrive. I'm pretty sure we'd know if Rob was there. I believe the above pic is from earlier in the week, pre-LA romp with the Mrs.

Ashley Greene arrived safely, as did some of the wolfpack.

Guess who else is officially there too?????!!!!!

THE PILF!

Oh hai Gil, where's the chair?



I'll let you click on the above linky if you missed the original PILF comment from ES ;)

Hope you enjoyed this little snippet. Hope there's more to come in the way of pictures this week!


XOXO J

Nice Shirt KStew

Here's Kirsten arriving back in Vancouver this afternoon. Gaah, her skin always looks so flawless!

Here are some other pics of her leaving LAX earlier in the day. Notice her thumb brace is gone. Wonder if security made her take it off since it contains metal? Hmmm. Gotta love Bitch-Face-Stew

Maybe she was just tired, and possibly annoyed by all the paps as usual. Who wouldn't be? Speaking of tired, rumor has it that Robsten was partying it up at the Chateau Marmont Fri night at a pre-Oscar party. It's nice that Vancouver isn't a long flight from LA...at least they can fly back and forth with some ease.

Notice her shirt? Hmm looks like a "mens" shirt....Where have I seen that before???

Oh yes......

.........here. <~~~~BLOGGER IS BEING AN ASSHOLE & SCREWING UP MY SPACING. FML.

Whasssssup Yo. Robdizzle in the house!

Ok maybe it's not that shirt...but hey, you know it's his ;)

Ok back to watching the Oscars. I'm not wanting to miss a blink....hello, if there is a chance in hell that there will be some sort of Twilight "thing." I'm glued to the TV. Glued I tell ya.

*Pic Source

XOXO J

Catching Up With Breaking Dawn!

Admittedly, I just love that the Twilight cast is back in Vancouver. I'm sure they don't love it, seeing as there seems to be an abundance of paps...but I can't help but squeeee a bit.

One of my bloggy friends, who I have had the pleasure of sharing a hotel room with [which basically means she's seen me in my undies] lives in Vancouver. Mandy from Mandy's Mind ALWAYS manages to score great set pics. You should definitely check out her site, as she's always updating....especially when filming is going on practically in her backyard.

With her blessing, I'm re-posing a few of her recent photos. THE HOUSES OF TWILIGHT!

The Swan household...looks PERFECT, as always :)

The Black's House. Look, it's Jake's rabbit!



AND WAIT FOR IT.............




*IF YOU AREN'T INTO SPOILER PICS, BEWARE!*

The Cottage?!? SQUEEEEE! Mandy, you rock for getting this. AMAZING. Cannot wait to see more, because I am a huge spoiler h00r!

Ahhhhmazing, just like Jaspa's Ahhhhhmy :) Wondering what else the cast is up to? Well.... Kellan has been pumping some SERIOUS iron! And Ashley Greene was out shopping last night at KITSON in LA. ES & I were just there shopping on Sunday!!! Mackenzie Foy was also out shopping in Vancouver with her Mom.

Feel overwhelmed yet? No? I can overwhelm you with some new HAWT Rob photos. Apparently they are from his new VF photo shoot via Anna Leibovitz!

OH MY ROB.

*Source*

Wasn't it fun catching up? I enjoyed it. Remember, TWIRED is not VIRGIN-FRIENDLY.....

I'm a huge, gaping-wide SPOILER H00R!


P.S. Make me a new twitter backgroud?

XOXO J

Contest, Kind Of.

So I guess this is kind of a contest, but not really. But it kind of is.....Ok, what I'm trying to say is, that this isn't a contest where you'll win anything per se.... other than recognition on Twired. That's cool, right? Anyhoo......

I need a new twitter background!

@AmyJoon was kind enough to make my first one, because she knew just how much I adored KStew. Thanks Amy! I have had it for almost a year!

Don't get me wrong, I adore KStew even more now, but if possible, I'd like to incorporate more Robsten/Bellward. I'd like a mix of both if possible. I really like Black & White. Hint hint.

So, with all that said, if you're willing to mess around with a possible background idea, because my computer can't do fancy for shit, I'd really love to see what you've got. I'll post the possible options and choose my fave.

Here are some of my favorite Robsten/Bellward pics:

*cough, MORE HINTS, cough*

I'd love to see your ideas! Email me?

sotwired@gmail.com

Robsten Arrives In Vancouver & ASkars Loves Sundresses.

According to Robert Pattinson Life and other sources, Robsten arrived in Vancouver yesterday. Damnit, why couldn't I have stayed in LA yesterday evening to just "hang out" at LAX. No, I wouldn't be some crazy ass stalker fan if I spotted them, I'd just stand to the side quietly shitting my pants. Definitely a time when Depends would come in handy ;)

His old school MTV Varsity jacket is killin' me.
PS Totally LOVING his hair.

These type of pics always make me feel for Kristen.
She's obviously anticipating the crazy fans & aggressive paps.

On an entirely different subject...NOTE: If you're not an ASkars fan, you can skip along.

Last night I had a dream about Alexander Skarsgard...again. BUT this time, I didn't get shafted. Hmm speaking of shafts......Oh right, my dream. Anyways the dream was much more involved than just the ASkars part, but that's the part that counts, right?

ASkars as Mr. Eric Northman.
YUM.

Sorry, got distracted. Basically in the dream I was trying to hook up with him, AGAIN. Anyhoo, in the dream we were at some kind of country club/hotel in the woods that apparently his father owned. I knew where he was staying and I just showed up to his room. He seemed a little annoyed and put off. So I left slightly embarrassed. Later, I get a note from his saying that I need to meet him at a the tennis court after lunch...but at this point it's already 4pm so I hightail it back to my place to change and shower.

THEN I WAKE UP!

Of course I'm internally cursing at myself for waking up and praying to gawd I can fall asleep and back into the dream.... GUESS WHAT?! IT WORKED! For the first time in my entire life, I actually fell back asleep and into the amazing dream I was having....

Back into the dream: When I go to the tennis court he's not there, so I go in search of him. While searching I read his note again and realize I hadn't read the second half, which is where he told me to make sure and wear a sundress. Of course I race back to my room again and fly through my Sister's closet because she owns a ton of dresses and I own one. I run back to Alex's room and find him in a dark hallway sitting in a chair with a girl on his lap. Of course she's some European looking model with a sun dress on. I internally tell myself to suck it up and turn on the charm. I saunter over towards him and sit on his free knee. He looks a little taken aback & slightly pleased. He then encourages to me to kiss the girl, but I'm totally NOT interested in her, all I want is him. Minutes later, another model looking chick comes over and starts kissing the girl sitting next to me. They walk off together leaving me with Mr. Gorgeous. I get up and turn around so that I'm straddling him face on. We start to kiss, slowly at first, and then more aggressively. I slow him down, and bite his lower lip. He seems to like it, so I do it more. Then I feel his erection pressing against my underwear, because of course I'm wearing a sundress. We continue making out until I'm satisfied, which doesn't take more than another 30 seconds ;)

In appreciation of Mr. Skarsgard....and with hopes I'll dream about him a third time...

I have it bad.

XOXO J