Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Finger Porn Hilariousness *UPDATED*


I'm not sure if hilariousness is even a word, but my computer didn't throw a red squiggly line under it, so I think I'm good.


Anyways, this morning pictures of the Precious surfaced again. Rob appeared to be leaving his parents London home, guitar & bags all packed, in route to the airport.  Now this isn't anything out of the ordinary, and I do feel a tiny bit shitty for posting this obnoxious pap pic.....BUT I had to share!


Not only is beardy Rob in full effect (and we all know I'm NOT a fan)....the awkward finger porn is out of control!





How big is TomStu's junk?



Sorry for the lame caption, it's what immediately came to mind. Anyhoo, we could totally do a CAPTION THIS PICTURE contest, but I have nothing to give away :(  You can still throw some in the comments if you'd like. I'm anxious to see what you pervs come up with.


Anyways, I'm hoping Rob is heading back to LA to spend New Years Eve with KStew, seeing as they spent X-Mas apart.  I know some peeps had their nickers in a twist over seeing Rob at a pub talking to a young Stephanie Meyer look-alike, but I'm not worried. Rob is allowed to talk to other females you know. And, do you think if he was cheating on KStew, he'd do it in front of prying eyes? Wait, who am I kidding? Rob wouldn't cheat on K anyways.


To see the rest of the hilariousness, go HERE.

THE EAGLE HAS LANDED ;) *sigh of relief*



4 comments:

  1. I'm iffy on my feelings on pap pics too. I don't say I'll never look bc I will but I don't particularly like them, I think most of us feel that way. I'll caption this one though "So I look, this much, like the unibomber?" lol

    I know Rob wouldn't cheat on Kristen in public or behind closed doors, he's just not that kind of guy, and that's why we all love him so much.

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  2. OMG when I saw this picture I totally thought about you and so it's really funny to me that you did a post on it.

    I suck at snarky captions and tried to think of something but all I got is "Watch out for the claw!" That put an awkward picture in my mind...my husband is always doing random boob grabs you know like when I'm cooking dinner and he comes up behind me and grabs my boob. I'm sure I'm not the only one that this happens to...so I was picturing Rob coming up behind Kristen for boob grab & his fingers are all awkward finger p0rn.

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  3. That coulda been me Rob was talking to at the pub. :) And in that pic Rob is telling TomStu "I was this close to getting her to leave with me."

    bwahahahahaha

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  4. Good one kiTT ;) My Mac autocorrect just called you "mitt"...heh.

    TL- You're not the only one that gets the random boob gropes in the kitchen. Is this a universal thing?!

    Kassie- Perfect, he totally looks like him!

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