"And just where do you think you're going Ms. Jen"
"What do you think I said...use your brain Ms. Jen"
"I'm going to Palm Springs wtih my Mom for the weekend.
But I won't be gone long...trust me."
"I'll be waiting...."
"Sweet, see ya soon!"
psssst...I will not be held responsible for any drunk tweets that arise from this weekend....just sayin'.