Small Town Edward's First Bloody Mary Sunday!

Side note: Small Town Edward orig. belonged to Lisa in Illinois, but she felt he was more of a So Cal guy and sent him home from our epic Forks trip to live with me. Hence his name ;)

Moving on....

Yeah, I was a little nervous about taking STE to Bloody Mary Sunday at my parents. Sure, new friends are always welcome there, but I was worried he might get the wrong idea. I mean *whispers*...it's not REAL blood in those bloody mary's ;)

Edward on the other hand was ridiculous excited. Ok fine, maybe I should have warned him...

He seemed to dig my Mom's Halloween decorations!

STE: "This doesn't smell like blood......"

Of course this is where the explanations began...he seemed to take it well...until...

STE: "Holy shit, I'm surrounded my Bloody Marys and not one of them contains real blood???"

STE: "Ahh, guess I'll just take refuge in Elusive S's bosom."

Woah STE, pretty bold there aren't ya?

STE: "I am technically a pocket E."

Mom wanted him to try some...she figure it was worth a try...
he wasn't having any of it, said it smelled like spicy ass.

Grandma wanted to make it all better, as only Grandma's know how to do.

All of a sudden Edward mistook the dogs "russet-colored" fur for Jacob.
He immediately went into attack mode.

"NO EDWARD DON'T!!!!"

Edward felt so bad about mistaking Mocha the dog for Jacob that he decided to end it all...

Of course we talked him down from the ledge and told him it was no big deal. Easy mistake to make.

To make him feel better, Elusive S offered to let him give her ride on his back.

Seeing as the size ratio was a bit off, she ended up giving him a ride.

He seemed pleased.

"Weeeee!"

So overall the day went well, and I definitely think he'll be coming back.

***Interested in other mini-E adventures??? Visit LIVING WITH EDWARD & MUSING BELLA'S Thirsty Thursday posts.

I promise these blogs don't disappoint.

XOXO J