Saturday, March 12, 2011

Jackson Wants To Finger Me.

FML: the formatting is all eff'd up on this post....whenever I use my work lap top, blogger hates me. Even after I fix it, it goes back to where it was when I originally hit post. gah!!!!!!!!!!!

At the prompting of @Jaymes805, I mosied on over to Rathgasm101 to find out what an Awardgasm was...low & behold, I GOT ONE! Thank you Miss Jamie! Oh, and PS, that little gif of Mr. MOS you have going on the right-hand side bar of your has me thinking he wants to finger me. I mean, HELLO, he is using two fingers with a "cum hither" motion........

FOCUS...Back to my award, I never win any awards, ever. I know that sounds so cliched, but it's true. It is.

Anyways, apparently there are some rules to accepting this gorgeous award. I'm good with rules. Let's see what they are:

1. Thank the person that gave it to you & link back to their blog.
2. Post 7 random facts about yourself.
3. Pass this award on to 15 other blogs.
Since 1 is already taken care of, let's move on to some random facts about me, TWIRED JEN:
Warning, some of this may or may not be TMI. Just sayin'.
1. I have to sleep with a pillow between my knees, because it hurts my back if my knees touch. I have slept with a pillow between my knees for at least the past 15 years.
2. I have had a secret crush on Lindsey Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac for along time...even though he's about 60?? Of course FM is my all time favorite band, and I have had the pleasure of seeing them live twice. Lindsey exudes so much passion when he plays guitar and sings...gah! Hmm, kind of like someone else I know...
3. I was rasied on a sailboat here in San Diego until I was 5. We moved off of it shorly after ES was born, but kept it for weekends. It was the experience of a lifetime.
4. I hate basketball. Sorry @LuvsMeSumEdward. I just have an aversion to it all together. I'd rather watch golf, and that's saying a lot.
5. I used to be constantly aware of my weight. I don't own a scale, beause I know I would obsess. I have never done any kind of extreme dieting, mainly because I love food too much. However I'm proud to say I don't stress as much about it anymore. I know my body is going to inevitable change with age, and as long as I'm active and eat healthy (for the most part)...I'm ok with it.
6. I do not go more than a day without nail polish on my toenails. I just don't like the look of bare toenails...THIS coming from someone who has never had a pedicure! Sorry folks, don't like the idea of them messing with my toenails.
7. I have bowel issues (cue the "OH this is what she meant by TMI)...My doctor suspects I have IBS. Unforunately IBS is undiagnosable. It is hugely influenced by emotions/stress, but diet comes into play as well. I'm either ALL or NOTHING in the bowl dept. Now ya know.

(yes I am repeating some, so if you have been given an award already, don't feel like you have to do this ALL over again)
Without the first 3, I wouldn't be doing this!
1. Twitarded (without them, I wouldn't be here blogging #TRUEFACT)
Love you all.


  1. woo hoo! thanks, girl. i only awarded 6 because i didn't know we were allowed to repeat. rules smules.

    anyhoo, that is so cool that you grew up on a boat!

    loved learning more about ya. xo

  2. I got your tweet but not before you posted so I knew it was pointless to write back and tell you that you can repeat peeps who've already won an award. :)

    Congrats on winning the award!! Your blog is amazingness babe.

    TMI- I have that same bowel issue too. It sometimes makes going places annoying because I refuse to crap in public bathrooms unless they are a one person bathroom. I'm also the same with toe nail polish. I can't NOT have them painted, they look creepy to me. Also kinda the same with finger nails..although sometimes I don't have time to repaint so I'll leave them for a day. I used to feel that way about pedicures but I got my first one and fell in love.

    I'm glad you like the Jackson gif on my blog. That gif makes me immediately want to open my legs, no joke. I seriously think it's one of the hottest things EVER, hence the reason I posted it right smack dab at the top where everyone can feel fingered at the sight of it. ;)

  3. Thank you babe! I got one from Robmusement as well and I have to do my post yet...I'm a delinquent.
    Your number 5 and 6 were like words from my own mouth. So weird.

  4. Awww Mrs P, so lovely to see your comment. Miss you!

    And too funny about our similarities! Off to paint my toenails....

    xoxo J

  5. Awww thanks for the award!! I agree with no. 6 I don't like the look of bare toe nails either... if you don't like the idea of your toe nails being messed with during a pedicure don't have one. I didn't like the idea but had a pedi done anyway and hated it. I didn't like the tools used and the whole experience was just.. not good.

  6. Thank you!

    The first version that came through email said,
    "I have bowl issues" I was thinking you were subjected to the bowl haircut as a kid!

    Please share some lil Jen on a sailboat pics! That really does sound interesting!

  7. Oh Jen, just had a chnce to see this now - thanks :) Will get to work. Interesting tidbits about yourself btw. Ask me about IBS if you want.

  8. Sorry, honey I'm late. I was sick this weekend. Thank you so much for giving me this award! *blows kisses* Let's see... #1 Totally have the same issue, weird huh? #6 OMG, same here! #7 I pee a lot, but if I get nervous, which can be at any moment, I have the same issue you have. So I can't get nervous, thinking I'm going to nervous, or I will get nervous--and then look out.

    Thanks again baby girl for the award!

  9. Jen, how is it that I already knew most of those things about you? Apparently I'm your stalker or you like to share a lot. Or both :)

  10. We're so the same on the toenails thing! Never had a pedi but ADDICTED to OPI nail polish!

    Thanks for the award!


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