Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Let's Get Honest...Over Some Turkey Chili!

Oh, hey Rob............................................

Hey Jen...I gather you've seen the peen pic too?

I'm not sure how to begin this post, other than to just come right out and say it. And no, I'm not gonna be talking about the 5th appendage that is Rob's glorious peen......

No peen talk. I want Rob to come over to my house for Turkey Chili. Can you believe I was pondering this as I chopped onions this evening? I'm not a great cook, but I have some dishes I tend to pride myself on, turkey chili to be exact. July isn't really "chili weather," but then again this July hasn't exactly been warm. My lack of Martha Stewart-ness [in the kitchen] isn't entirely my fault though... My s/o really likes to cook. Sure he grills a lot, but when push comes to shove the boy can whip up a pretty fancy schmancy meal. Because of this, I haven't really been forced to cook very much. I know, I know...I am very grateful.

Hows that lookin' Rob?

You might find it interesting to know that I wouldn't try and seduce Rob if he were ever to grace my kitchen with his presence. Nope, I wouldn't even get down on my knees. I'm sure LKW is having a coronary as she read this. That's right, I'd honestly want to sit down, share a few drinks and just talk. I think it stems from my fascination with celebs. I have had dreams about certain celebrities where I was just hanging out with them and getting to know them personally. All the while being enamored that I was in their presence. One of those dreams involved Britney Spears...way back when. Just sayin'.

This isn't to say that I'm not obsessed with The Precious. Believe me, I find him ridiculously charming, sexy, adorkable and mind-blowingly fuck-hawt. It's just that I don't think I'd ever have a chance. Plus truthfully, I'm pretty happy with my current RL. That said, I'd love to ask him what it's like to go from being not famous, to famous beyond comprehension in a matter of months. Some actors like Dakota Fanning have been famous as far back as their memories serve them, so they don't know what it's like to NOT be famous. Robert Pattinson knows what it's like to NOT be famous. He's been asked about this many times in interviews, but I feel that his answer might be different and/or more telling if he was asked in an intimate [me on my knees..jk] and informal situation.


I dunno, I just think the idea of trying to hook up with a celebrity of his magnitude, or thinking it would actually happen, is a little silly. I mean it's all just a fantasy for us, right...right? LOL!

What would you ask Rob if you could just "hang out?"



  1. Nice post, Jen. Mmmm, turkey chili. I'm hungry, and it's totally the right weather for that here!

    The rational part of my brain agrees that I would like to sit down and talk to Rob. The emotional part (i.e. most dominant part!) wants to take him upstairs....

    But sorry, back to the sit down. I would ask him about his experiences in getting to where he is, getting shot down at auditions and persevering, etc. What it was like in CHard's garage when he auditioned with KStew... and more about their lurve. I think. Apologies to the Robsten haters!

    Then again, my emotional side might not let him come downstairs, so there might not be any talking at all...

  2. P.S. Thanks for NOT talking about the peen! I am still fence-sitting about the whole paparazzi stalking vs. benefit of seeing these pics issue. Grr. Hate when my morals interfere with my perving.

  3. Jen...are we having a morality moment? I think we might be....

    That chili looks delicious, btw.

    I don't know what I'd ask him, I'd probably freeze!

  4. I'd ask him to show me his guitar(s) and let him talk about it. Boys like him that are that into guitars have a lot to say about them.

    Then I'd ask him to "show" me how he approached that Twilight bedroom kiss. ;)

  5. mmmm turkey chili.

    Yeah, I think I'd get a serious case of stagefright. IF I managed anything coherent, it would be questions about his music and the roles he's played to date/what interests him for the future.

    I don't know how well I'd process his answers and respond though, what with all the dirty images (thanks fanfic) that would be floating thru my head.

  6. oh, no question....I would get down on my knees!!!!

  7. i keep a list of questions that I would ask Rob. I'm hoping it was whatever was on my mind... and not about his peen.

  8. Ok so I would probably just try and talk to him and not just jump straight into trying to seduce him. I'd get too anxious to do anything other than talk. I acutally had a dream last night where Rob was being chased by fans so I grabbed his hand and ran him to safety. Then we talked until I found a way out through a window. So even my subconsious agrees with the fact I'd probably only talk to him.


Say it...OUT LOUD!