Let me start by saying Dread is a very, very verrry graphic, gory and violent movie bordering on pornographic (too bad Jackson isn't included in those particular scenes) and almost made me vomit in my mouth towards the end (at least Jackson didn't bring it on). If you have a weak stomach, seriously, stop watching it at about 1:09. That being said... I thought the story was a good one, albeit creepy and sick. Jackson is undeniably jacksonrific and brought my jacksonitis (that had been preparing to sneak towards dormancy for lack of visual stimulation as of late) to the surface 10-fold. HOLY Hell... stick a sparkly peen in me, for I am done.
Oh and he does kiss two different girls in it + an almost-kiss... one girl even gets to stradle him-
<----------------LUCKY BITCHES.
Oh Mr MOS your eyes seem to be constantly smiling... watch out EC-MOS has the whole crooked smile thing going like a raging twitarded panty fire (uh oh, I'm getting Forrrrrrrrks ideas... La Push Panty Fire... I can visualize it now). In fact JACKson had originally auditioned for the role of Edward... Pfft, as if you didn't already know.
Don't get me wrong, I am 100% Team Rob for Edward but it goes to show Jackson was 'uglied' up for Jasper. If they had let any of the MOS, jacksonliciousness show through in Jasper, Edward would have had competition-and that just wouldn't do.
xo
Thanks for the warning on the movie. I can not watch gore no matter how cute the actor is ;) I will have to take your word for it that Jackson is hot in it. If those are screen shots from the movie, he looks pretty good :) Make sure you check the gmail account, I had Becky send you guys a link for her Jackson picture vault :) Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteThose pictures of Jackson our so yummy!! Thanks for the heads up about the gore factor, especially at the end. Can't wait to check out the rest of the movie though.
ReplyDeleteLisa
I really want to see him in something other than Twilight but so far I haven't. He looked good in the hotel scene in Twilight--I didn't think he was uglied up there. New Moon...ugh.
ReplyDeleteIs this on DVD?
Great post...makes me want to watch the movie even more. Creeeeeepy/psycho goodness. Oh, and some JRath action. YUM.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Whew! Am I glad I saw your post. I almost rented Dread on Comcast last night. I can't stand gory movies. Bleh
ReplyDelete@Tongue Twied-you can rent or buy it on itunes.
ReplyDeleteSo twihards... can't take a little gore, eh? Don't worry, it was hard even for me to take... me who sees animal guts on a daily basis.
@Dangerdafne-thx! I'll have a peek ;D