What shall I take to FOORRRKKKKKSSSS?

So my room at the Forks Motel is reserved, & I am pretty damn sure I'm going...I just need to buy my plane ticket. Seeing as I am not in the best financial situation at the moment (thanks to outsourcing at work...fml)...I must wait and play a little game of "cheapest f*cking flight I can find." Elusive S & I were talking about this last night...she is pretty sure she can come, but we'd have to eliminate the trip to Vegas (cause she's saving for another trip to AU next year) we'd hoped to squeeze in this summer...Hmmm...Vegas? Forks? Vegas? Forks? To me, it's an absolute no-brainer...FOOOORRRRKKKKSSS! How could I pass up the chance to meet all of you amazing ladies (cough)... whores. Plus, I found Vegas to be quite depressing...strippers, addicted gamblers, pwt etc...not my thing. Besides, we've spent so much time together in this Twitarded world, it would be a shame not to meet everyone, and I REALLY want to check out the Dazzled by Twilight shop!!! I'm sure it will put me in some sort of twi-coma, but it's worth the risk.

This got me thinking about what I'd need to bring to good ol' FOORRRKKS...yup, it's 6 mos away, but I'm a planner...and an "over-packer." Here's my list thus far:

1. Make-up.

I don't wear tons of make up, but shit, what if the local news gets wind of our unofficial Twitard convention?!? Or what if The Precious hears about it and decides to make a surprise appearance?!
(in our dreams)

2. Pepto Bismol.

Yes girls, I have a tendency to have a poopy stomach. It happens every time I travel...I think it's anxiety...even if I'm just plain excited, I get a bit poopy. Then after my Pepto binge, I'm not poopy....4-5 days. Ahhh, the repercussions.

3. Booooooooze!

This is practically a no-brainer. I mean, what if FORRRRRKKKKS one & only liquor store runs out our first night in town? A girls gotta be prepared.

4. A booze-belt!

Genius, right?
(is she wearing Mom-Jeans?)

5. Adult diapers.

So I may not be a mentally unstable clown, but I figure some "adult diapers" are in order. Who the hell wants to keep running to the ladies (whores) room?

6. Sweats.

They may "look" like sweat pants JJ, but they're actuallly Old Navy Yoga Pants. Granted I don't do yoga, but they're comfy & at least LKW wont feel so out of place in her sweats. ;)

7. A dress.

Fine JJ, I'll bring a dress...but I might wear my "yoga-pants" underneath.

8. Bellas scent.

My mantra: MUST ATTRACT EDWARD!
...and smelling like Bella is all I can think of.
(If I remember correctly, STY said this smells like ass-crack...damn)

9. Jolly Rancher chews!!!

...and a big-ass box of these. They're my latest addiction. Odd, for a girl that isn't really into candy...

10. Hangover cure.

Not sure if this crap works, but it's worth a try...
Wouldn't want to ruin FOOORRKKS with a nasty hangover.

11. A bathtub.

If you have followed me on twitter at all, you know I LOVE taking baths. Since hotel & motel bathtubs are a cesspool of germs...I'd like to bring my own thank you very much.

P.S. if my tub looked anything like that, I'd never get out.

I'm sure I'm missing a FORRRKKKKS-load of other things, but for now I think this is a good start...don't you?

I almost forgot...last but certainly not least...I' d like to bring him along:

12. The Precious.

*Yum*

Sorry ladies, even if I could...I wouldn't. He'd be all mine. All mine.

XOXO J