I'm Going Back to College!

So you know how sometimes when you're searching google images you happen to stumble across a picture that may not have been quite what you were looking for, however it begs to find it's way into a post or an email?! Well, that's what happened to me. I googled "drunk twilight fans" in order to find just that....it was for a Forks post I had in mind. Well my fellow Twitards...I stumbled across a picture of a lady (???) in her bedroom sprawled out seductively across her bed, drowning in a sea of Twilight. Immediately I thought of Mama Cougar's den...which has since been improved upon (as if it needed any improving!) I sent her this particular pic and jokingly said something to the effect of "This chick's trying to out-do your den!" I'll let her comment her response if she so wishes.


Anyhoo, I also sent the pic to my Sister, aka ES. First, let's look at the pic, shall we?

Ready?

um.........what?

Ok, I admit, I'm sorta jealous...in a sick kind of way. But what killed me was my Sister's response:

"W-owww! Wonder what the certificates are on the wall... degrees of twilight? ba ha." -ES

She had me ROTFLMAO! Seriously, wouldn't that be great?! What if they really did offer degrees in Twilight? I'd sooooo go back to college in a heartbeat. You wouldn't have to ask me twice. Just hand me an Edward Cullen lunchbox and I'd skip off on my merry way.

Seriously (not) if I attained a degree in Twilight, I would reVAMP my resume to reflect the newly acquired degree & maybe finally get hired somewhere else. Sweet.


I kid.


***If you happen to be the proud owner of this bedroom, I salute you. My s/o would kick me in the vag if I even attempted to do that. In fact, I might just kick my own vag. That is all.



P.S. Miss my last post about fruit? Go here.


XOXO J