Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Want To Be Bella? Go to Old Navy!

Side note: This was a premature blogulation (as Mrs. P likes to say.) I meant to schedule this to post on Thursday night... seeing as I had JUST POSTED, however I accidentally hit publish.

Moving on....

No, you wont find Edward Cullen lurking in those bright-ass dressing rooms, however, you will find some Bella-esque' clothing!

While paying a visit to Old Navy recently, I noticed quite an array of Bella type clothes. I have always secretly wanted a Bella jacket. It is (contrary to popular belief) cold enough to wear one in the winter here...However, those jackets truthfully don't seem warm enough for Forrrrrrrks.

Say It Out Loud Twilight Jacket.

I Was Right Next To You Twilight Jacket.

Sex Walk Eclipse Jacket

You. Don't. Want. Me? New Moon Jacket.

Remember those jackets? Have a look at these. 1st pic was taken by yours truly, the rest are via

Looking pretty Bella-ish to me!

Here's another pic I found on their website. Granted you can get the real blue Bella Twilight Jacket here. Thx for the link Sue!

Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy performance fleece..err..jacket..err...
BTW, this is almost identical to the NM Sex Walk jacket!

Hmmm, seems like Old Navy is (unknowingly?) banking on some other Twi-like gear.

Leg Hitch Flannel!

Close-ish, right?

Marry Me First New Moon T-Shirt

Hmm....almost just like it.

I also saw quite a bit of Edward Cullen-esque' clothing while perusing Old Navy online...

Still Got That Pepper Spray? Twi Jacket.

I like to call it a "Manket."

Where The Hell Is Your Ring?
Eclipse Shirt.

Exactly like it :)

Wait a twi-minute, haven't we seen that shirt before?

I like to call it the Wonky Nipple Shirt.

Truthfully I could keep going, but my eyes are about to roll back in my head. I'm definitely going to get some sort of jacket, I just can't decide which one I really should be saving my money for the Forks Motel, which isn't paid for yet...until after check out that is. Maybe some of the gift card gawds will float my way at work. We sometimes get those VISA gift cards as commission. Cross your fingers and toes ladies!

PS...Which jacket do you all like, if any? Tell me, in the comments!


*All Twilight Saga movie clothing was re-named by me as a joke. These are not the real names of these items. Also, Twilight & Old Navy are NOT least not that I am aware of. Yes, I have to say shit like this to cover my ass.


  1. Nice! I want the green Eclipse hat. Any ideas?

  2. Awesome observations! I never get to Old Navy, but I may have to pay them a visit! :) I love them all.....I would have to try them on to see which one that my fat ass could actually pull off. LOL!

  3. Sex walk jacket. Hands down. Or, whatever one I can find in a petite!! ;)

  4. maybe i need to buy the boyfriend some new clothes...yessss...the transformation is almost complete. exelllllent (Mr. Burns Voice)

  5. I like all the jackets! They are VERY "Bella-ish"! I'm thinking Old Navy is jumping on the Twilight Train! Cashing in on our obsession. I think my fave is the darker brown one in the first pic, but they're all really cute!

  6. Yup, I agree with T&T, old navy has jumped on the Twilight bandwagon!!! Cute stuff though.

    I'm also pretty sure that Twilight (and the cast) are entirely responsible for the resurgence of plaid into mainstream fashion.

  7. @Everyone- Yup gonna be lazy like that this morning...I'm really liking the grey Eclipse Sex Walk jacket, however that Green one with the plaid on the inside (that I took a pic of in the dressing room) is much warmer. HOWEVER, it's not like we need big heavy coats here in San Diego..hmm Decisions, Decisions ;)

    xo J


    @IHF- They sell hats like that here in San Diego at Old Navy & Target. Not sure what they have over there?

  8. I think Ima look into getting the grey sex walk jacket. I reallllly like that one. However no hood may not be good for FOOOOORRRKKSS.

  9. Oh, you shouldn't have pointed those jackets out because now I WANT one. How cute. Plus the flannel would be adorable underneath it. I really like the dark hunter green one.

  10. Jen, the names you gave each article of clothing totally made me laugh OUT LOUD, as if my co-workers don't already think I'm weird. You absolutely have to buy a Bella jacket!!!

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