Tweets from the Twilight Lounge...1st night.
Note: these are not real tweets.....YET.
@JennyJerkface- Holy shit these twatwaffles are the shiznit!
@VitaminR70- No shit. Hey, where did @LatchkeyWife go?
@LatchkeyWife- I'm in the bathroom...shhhh.
@TwiredJen- I saw @LatchkeyWife humping an Edward poster that was taped to the inside of one of the stall doors.
@17foreverlisa- Hey @TwiredJen think I could get a box of Franzia for our table? PS that bartender looks like beardy Rob.
@TwiredJen- @17foreverlisa PMSL! Um....1 box of Franzia, comin' ur way! Anyone else??? PS Maybe he owns a guitar?
@Dangrdafne- You two @TwiredJen & @17foreverlisa are too much. Diet coke for me!
@MrsP_Twibite- Jesus take the wheel! Oh, and someone get me some more diet coke & disaronno! Pls.
@twilove1_sue- @MrsP_Twibite @17foreverlisa & @TwiredJen Wouldn't it be so cool if 100 Monkeys surprised us karaoke night!?
@Dangrdafne- hey @twilove1_sue I don't think you and @TwiredJen would be able to contain your lady bits if Jackson showed up.
@Mama_Cougar- Hey h00rs, a Precious look alike just walked in. My lady juices are flowin'...I need a shamwow...now!
@TwiredJen- @Mama_Cougar M, does he have a girl that looks like KStew with him? #Robsten 4 eva'!
@17foreverlisa- Hey @MrsP_Twibite wanna have a smoke outside?
@TwiredJen- @17foreverlisa you may not smoke & don't drag @MrsP_Twibite down with ya! I'm calling Chief Swan.
@LivingWEdward- Attention all: Edward is missing!
@Dangrdafne- Did you check the bathroom? @LatchkeyWife was in their humping something earlier.
@TwiredJen- I think I'm gonna take a bath when we get back to the hotel...I need another vodka tonic.
@MrsP_Twibite- @TwiredJen JEN! You're in Forks, get over the baths already.
@17foreverlisa- I'll take a bath with you @TwiredJen as long as it's wh*le free!
@twilove1_sue- @cullenarycurser quick, stick that plastic wh*le in @17forever Lisa's wine!
@Mama_Cougar- Someone plz record @17foreverlisa and see she if she snores in HER sleep! Gettin' ya back biotch. *muah*
@cupcakegirl76- Hey @TwiredJen I brought bugles!
@Myg - I miss my boys, hand me another shot @SnarkierThanYou !
@TwiredJen- Sweet @cupcakegirl76 we can take them to the bonfire!
@SnarkierThanYou- Will do @Myg. Btw, can you believe we're here?!
@VitaminR70- Hey @LivingWEdward we found Edward, he was hiding in @StarlitViolets purse!
@StarlitViolets- What?! How did he get in there *whistles & looks away*
@Mama_Cougar- I love all you b*tches, how bout we go back to my room for a Forksgy?!
@VitaminR70- Only if I get to see your sweet tits @Mama_Cougar
@TwiredJen- Hey @MrsP_Twibite & @17foreverlisa MC is requesting a Forksgy...lmao!
@JennyJerkface- Attention lovely h00rs, it's last call! Party in our room...NOT.
@JennyJerkface- Attention all, last tweet was a JOKE. Don't even think about it jizzfaces!